Chapter 22: I'm worried about the beauty being bombarded! 【Cao Cao's love of beauty】
He's in the middle of lust.
Suddenly, he heard the soldiers coming, and it disturbed his dreams.
The soldier came to report: "Report to the Prime Minister, there is too much opium, more than a dozen boxes are filled into the pool, and the pool cannot be filled!" What to do? ”
Cao Mengde was disturbed and wanted to behead people, but he was telling the truth, reasonable, and he glanced at it, the pool was full, and if he filled it up, it would be useless, and the opium would never be completely destroyed. Forget it, save him from death.
"Uh, I can't fit it!" Yun Dongshan asked.
"Yes, Xiangye, the lime water is overflowing. More than a dozen boxes, which is already the bottom limit. The man said with a bitter face.
This prime minister, the means are too ruthless! More than a dozen boxes were destroyed like this, and he didn't drag the mud and water at all, but he couldn't find fault with it for the sake of the people.
Cao Mengde was taken aback for a moment, and his heart was ruthless: "Someone! Set up pots, set up torches, burn if you can't fill them, I don't believe it, living people can kill urine! In short, do everything you can to destroy it! Humen sells cigarettes, and it is urgent. ”
His face was fierce and his muscles were trembling.
It seems that in order to sell cigarettes in Humen and be a big hero, Cao Mengde is also fighting!
In any case, opium must be completely destroyed, and today's events must not be allowed to become a joke.
Thousands of years later, it will be recorded in history, and it will be a big shame!
If you want to be a big hero, you will never change the bear.
Or a reporter interviewed him, saying that the Three Kingdoms failed to force him, and Humen gave up halfway through the sale of cigarettes, Prime Minister Cao Cheng, how do you feel about it?
Publish a fart, really want to publish it, record it in the archives, Yun Dongshan also has the heart to die.
Therefore, when the peerless hero, the hero refuses to be a bear.
Cao Mengde was ruthless, no matter what, he resolutely completed the Humen cigarette sales plan.
The soldiers did not dare to resist, and hurried to do it.
Cao Mengde looked at the filled pit and felt that the incineration was not complete, so he asked people to add lime again, and asked people to add boiling water again, and the lime pond began to bubble again.
Even if the last time Humen didn't sell the cigarettes completely, Yun Dongshan thought to himself, it should be completely burned twice in a row.
Opium harms people, misleads people, this time see that you are not dead!
Yun Dongshan was proud in his heart, and he wanted to cry and laugh loudly, he was so excited!
I did what no one else could do before.
Lin Zexu Humen only did it once, once in his life, and only burned everything, and did not come to burn it for the second time, it should not be complete. Such people have been passed down through the ages.
Lao Tzu burned it twice, back and forth, back and forth, much more completely and thoroughly than he burned.
Well done so beautifully! Lao Tzu's inexplicability is not older than Lin Zexu, enough to be famous for eternity and fame for thousands of years.
Lao Tzu did what Lin Zexu couldn't do, I burned it twice, and Lin Zexu didn't burn it clean, comprehensive, and thorough!
Lao Tzu burned it much more thoroughly than Lin Zexu.
Prime Minister Cao Cheng laughed proudly, the predecessor was called Humen, I am also called Humen here, Humen sells cigarettes, Lao Tzu has used the light of his predecessors!
Soon, boxes of opium began to burn again, and there were still residues in the pond that had been burned before, and those burned with torches were directly extinguished and turned into air, and there were no scum left, which made it even more enjoyable.
Unable to always follow the practices of his predecessors, Cao Mengde ordered to fill the lime pond and burn it with fire.
The remaining dozen or so boxes of opium quickly disappeared into the air.
On this day, more than 20 boxes of opium burned until eight or nine o'clock at night, and then they were completely burned out.
Therefore, when the people saw that Cao Cao was burning so vigorously, they spontaneously brought food to the soldiers.
The relief food brought by Cao Cao was sufficient, which could fully meet the needs of thousands of soldiers for a day.
So, in order to take the lead and take the lead, Cao Mengde's diet was completely eaten with the soldiers.
On this day, a large amount of large smoke and opium were burned, the scorching sun was in the sky, and everyone was tired and sweating, among these people, of course, Cao Mengde.
After the destruction of these opiums, Cao Cao can be regarded as completing a very awesome thing, and many officials were executed by Cao Cao, and the execution of course ended only in a dead end.
After Cao Cao had killed these people, it was time to consider going home.
Before walking, he called the general to his bed and said, "General Zhang, the matter here is over, and I should go back to the house." ”
"Would you like to go with me on this trip?"
Zhang Tai naturally didn't say anything, he obeyed Cao Cao's words, and quickly agreed.
Regarding the relief money sent by the imperial court, Cao Cao naturally sent it out, but this has to develop and grow, how can it be done without gold and silver?
Some of the gold withheld by Cao Mengde was put in a safe place by him privately, and the gold and silver embezzled by Chen Xiu were divided into two batches, one of which would be brought back to Beijing and handed over to the state treasury, and the other would be kept by himself as war preparation funds.
You can say that I am a wolf in sheep's clothing, but you will not understand the heart of a wolf. - Cao Cao's quotations.
After that, it was three days later.
Three days later, Cao Cao didn't know why, he missed his wife so much, he missed his lady so much, and he wanted to be gentle and gentle.
So, as soon as Cao Cao's business was over, he started to prepare to return to Beijing.
On the way back to Beijing, he suddenly encountered robbers pretended to be by Liu Bei's subordinates, and Zhang Tai, who was at a loss, was brave and good at fighting, which ensured the integrity of gold, silver and Cao Cao.
Otherwise, the consequences are unimaginable, either Cao Mengde lacks arms and legs, or the gold and silver are robbed.
Liu Bei is really very vicious! robbed and killed Lao Tzu halfway, and he thought of it.
Yun Dongshan scolded in his heart.
He decided to write down this big feud and find an opportunity to settle accounts with Liu Bei.
"Tick, the strongest siege and land grabbing system has been loaded, the system is loading, the character Cao Cao is loaded, the possessed god Yun moves the mountain, and the loading has been completed! Starting......
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"Seventy-nine percent ......"
"79.5 percent ......"
"Ninety percent ......"
"Ninety-nine percent ......"
"99.5 percent ......"
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"One hundred percent, done!"
"Enter the human service!"
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What the hell!? What the hell is attacking the city and plundering the land?
What the hell is the possessed character?
What the hell am I Cao Cao......
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All of a sudden, Cao Cao's brain seemed to explode, and a system appeared in his brain inexplicably, I don't know what it is?
A mechanical chime came out of my head.
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His brain seemed to explode, in the carriage, holding his brain and roaring loudly, his mind was full of surprised voices, Zhang Tai outside stopped the carriage and asked urgently: "Prime Minister, what's wrong with you?" ”
He immediately lifted the curtain of the carriage and looked at it.
Yun Dongshan was reminded in his mind: "Answer your subordinates quickly, you're fine!" Otherwise, you will die, Yun Dongshan will be completely wiped out, and if you don't respond for three seconds, you will immediately cancel your possession qualification certificate......"
"Countdown starts, 3, 2 ,......"
Yun Dongshan immediately said: "I'm fine, I just ate walnuts and bit my tongue......"
"You're not allowed to come in."
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As soon as he finished saying this, the system sneered: "You really know each other, otherwise you would be finished just now!" ”
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Hearing this, Cao Cao wiped a cold sweat, this is too bad! Is this the golden finger system that has been given away by the possession of history, but this is too cheating!
Because of Yundongshan, he was completely led by the nose by the system, and the other party was not a person at all.
It's really lucky, thanks to my quick response, when I shouted the number 1, I immediately agreed, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
His own life has come to an end, and there is no possibility of survival.
Cao Cao ordered to continue on the road, so that Zhang Tai would leave him alone and not be allowed to come in if he heard anything.
Zhang Tai couldn't figure it out, what happened to the prime minister?
But he saw the walnuts with blood, and seemed to believe the lie again, Cao Mengde really bit his mouth, before leaving the mountain range, he saw a walnut forest, walnuts are very rich, he went to pick them personally, and wanted to give Cao Cao a taste, and every one passed by his hand, how could there be blood?
Then there is only one possibility, Cao Cao did bite his tongue.
He wanted to laugh in his heart, the walnuts probably didn't let the prime minister eat it, and began to resist, but she couldn't laugh.