Chapter 305 to see who can pretend

"Yo, General Gao, you're really at home, yesterday's Oiran election, the general was out of the limelight, and it's interesting. I didn't expect the general to be a fun-loving person, so merry and happy, and envious of the gods. Xiao Mazi said.

Gao Hongyi's eyes kept staring at the tea bowl in his hand, and he didn't raise his head.

"Haha, how about General Gao, the Oiran is good, right?" Li Xi'er walked over and patted Gao Hongyi on the shoulder.

Xiao Mazi introduced: This is the commander of the palace in front of the palace, Li Xi'er, Lord Li. ”

"Commander makes your lord well!" Gao Hongyi said without being salty, but he secretly thought in his heart: "These two people obviously know everything, but they pretend to know nothing and come here to ask Oiran, and they don't know what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd." Since you are willing to pretend, Lao Tzu will also have a good time with you, but I want to see what you want to do! ”

Xiao Mazi was obviously a little unhappy, and sneered: "What about the beauty, you should come back with the general, right?" ”

"Beauty?" Gao Hongyi pretended to be stupid and said: "Hongyi has a lot of beauties to date, I don't know which beauty the adult is asking?" ”

Xiao Mazi said: "There is another beauty, naturally it is yesterday's Oiran, the general will not forget it so quickly!" ”

"Oh, she!" Gao Hongyi pretended to be loud, as if he suddenly realized. Then he thought about it and went straight to the other side and sat down, slowly tasted tea, and said: What are the two adults looking for her? ”

Xiao Mazi said with a smile: "Such a beauty, who can not love it, Master Li and I naturally want to see the beauty of the Oiran." ”

"Oh, that's right!" Gao Hongyi looked at the two of them with a smile as he spoke, and then picked up the tea and tasted it carefully.

Xiao Mazi was obviously a little anxious, "General Gao, hurry up and ask the Oiran to come out and see him, my family is in a hurry!" ”

Gao Hongyi thought to himself, where is the Oiran, you don't know better than me in your heart, it's really special! He really wanted to scold, but these two dogs didn't tear their faces, and he didn't have the need to pierce the window paper, so he endured his unhappiness. Slowly put down the tea bowl in his hand and said: "The two adults admire the appearance of the Oiran, they should go to the Spring Breeze Building, I am afraid that you have come to the wrong place when you come to me." Although that Oiran is a lowly person, she is despised by ordinary people, but she is also the leader of the cheap line, I am so broken here, but it is not a place for people like her to come, haha! ”。

Gao Hongyi naturally has something to say, he is talking about Oiran on the surface, but behind the scenes, he is scolding Li Xier and others. He inquired carefully, Li Xi'er had done sneaky deeds, was arrested by the government countless times, and Concubine Li Shi'er also used to laugh. Speaking of which, they are not even as good as lowly status!

Xiao Mazi obviously heard it, and he was about to curse when he was angry! Li Xi'er suddenly stopped him, signaled him to calm down, and then said: "Everyone in the capital knows that you Gao Hongyi won the jackpot yesterday, won the favor of the Oiran, and was elected as a Lang official. That Oiran is going to accompany you for three days and three nights, and now that this is the first day, we want to see Oiran, so naturally we want to find you."

Gao Hongyi's face was sour, and he said uncomfortably: "I'm not afraid of the jokes of the two adults, that Oiran is too uninteresting, and Ben Jiang is a little tired, and he doesn't want to go over too much." But seeing where she was begging pitifully, General Ben was very kind-hearted, and he couldn't bear it in his heart, so he sold her a thin noodle and went with her. I thought that General Ben had worked tirelessly to come, and you should be courteous in every way. Play well with General Ben, as long as you have fun, General Ben will no longer embarrass you. But that little slut, born Bingqing Yujie, looks generous, and his heart is so bad, and he is ruthless! After she took me to her yard, Ben said that you didn't choose your clothes well, and wanted to see how you looked without clothes. But she refused, not only did she refuse, but she also made people want to beat me out! Ben will gallop on the field for many years, how can he let her call around. You don't want to change your clothes, I will personally help you change them, but as soon as you get started, this slut is about to bite me when he opens his mouth, that fierce look! It was so ugly that I almost threw up the overnight meal. Alas, it feels disgusting to think about it now! What a disappointment, a disappointment! ”

"And then?" The two listened with relish, obviously unsatisfied.

Gao Hongyi said stupidly: "Later, I left." Such a boring person, who has been in Chunfeng Lou at a loss, is far worse than other girls, boring and tight! The general has read countless people, how many beauties admire the general, and they have recommended themselves to the pillow, the general wants to wait there, but the other beauties refuse! ”

"That's all?"

"Isn't that all?! Why, if the two adults don't believe me, go and ask her. ”

Li Xi'er said suspiciously: "Believe, why don't you believe it." I just didn't expect General Gao to be so straightforward, haha. ”

Xiao Mazi said with a smile: "Yes, that's an Oiran, and now it is also a famous corner in the middle capital, General Gao dares to treat it like this, it's really straightforward!" ”

"yes, I think too." Gao Hongyi smiled stupidly and said, "But it's not good to be straightforward, it's easy to suffer." But Ben will be born like this, and he has no chance to change it, and he is naturally straightforward, haha. ”

"Ha, haha." The two smiled awkwardly.

Gao Hongyi also smiled rudely, picked up the tea bowl, squeezed his eyes at the two of them, and wanted to send them off.

Li Xi'er didn't get the news he wanted to know, so he was naturally very unhappy, he glared at Xiao Mazi and scolded: "You have a bad idea!" Then he looked at Gao Hongyi and said, "General Gao is going to send off a guest?!" ”

"No, how can it, the two of you sit for a while, I'm a little tired, and I move my muscles and bones."

Li Xi'er sneered: "I'm afraid General Gao doesn't want to leave, right?" ”

Gao Hongyi was puzzled: "Master Li is talking about that, this is my home, why should I leave?" ”

"Alright, don't pretend." Li Xi'er said angrily: "To tell you the truth, Oiran Shuang'er has been burned to death!" ”

Before Li Xi'er could speak, Gao Hongyi immediately exclaimed and shouted: "What? He's dead! How can it be? Yes, yes, you burned it? ”

"You, you're used to beating a rake!" Li Xi'er couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "You really don't know about this!" ”

Gao Hongyi hurriedly denied: "What's the matter?" Two adults, don't play dumb riddles, although General Ben is extremely smart, but this is something that is not clear, you can't guess it! Two adults, or give a little disclosure, I have learned the skills of pinching and calculating with my husband since I was a child, maybe I can calculate one or two! ”

"Okay, you'd better really not know anything, if I find out the clues about you, don't blame the master for being ruthless!" Li Xi'er turned her head and left in anger, and Xiao Mazi hurriedly followed with a panicked face, and the two were extremely disappointed!

Gao Hongyi looked at their backs and didn't forget to add a few words: "Two adults go slowly!" By the way, I forgot to tell the two adults that General Ben has been timid since he was a child, so he can't be scared! ”

When they walked away, Gao Hongyi laughed, thinking that Li Xier was a character, but he didn't expect it to be worse than Xiao Mazi, just a self-righteous fool. It seems that this little thief has become rich, and it has not changed much.

Tu Su came over and praised: "My lord has become weird. ”

"What's weird there?"

"It's funny for kids."

"Don't you know that General Ben has opened his eyes since he was a child, and he is most afraid of being teased? You dare to tease General Ben and beg for a fight. The two laughed and played.

Mei Rou came back, watching the excitement from the sidelines, and she didn't stop it, she hadn't seen Gao Hongyi so happy for a long time.

Gao Hongyi and Tu Su practiced boxing and kicking, and they were a little tired, and they were seeing Mei Rou. Mei Rou hurriedly walked over and said, "General, Mr. Yun Zhan is here, in the backyard." ”

"I haven't been seen by others."

"No, the brothers have taken care of the surroundings."

Gao Hongyi nodded with satisfaction, "Let's go, go meet our big man!" ”