Chapter 145: Calculate the plan, and talk about it when you sleep

In late March, we arrived at Shouchun City.

Fan Lihua, Pan Jinlian, Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying got together for the first time, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing.

Lu Bu personally cooked, made a table of good dishes, prepared to treat all wives and concubines, lovers, and also picked up Xiao He.

In the evening, the banquet begins.

"Lord, Lord Xiao said that the matter of spring ploughing is imminent, and it cannot be delayed for a moment, and I will not be able to go to the banquet." The soldier came to report.

"What about Yuanba and Zhang Feng?"

"The prince of Yuanba is asleep, and General Zhang is injured and can't come." The soldier replied.

"It's a pity, they don't have a taste for such a good dish." Lu Bu waved his hand, and the soldier retreated.

These dishes were carefully selected by him and fried in an iron pot.

During the Three Kingdoms period, there was no such thing as stir-frying, they were all boiled casually and eaten when cooked. The taste is not flattering.

Lu Bu is confident, if anyone eats his fried dishes, they will definitely praise it.

"Brother Fengxian, we're here..." Fan Lihua and Pan Jinlian, dressed up very beautifully, ran into the living room quickly.

"Husband." Diao Chan and Mu Guiying also followed.

The four women were brightly dressed, graceful, and beautiful, lined up in a row and stood in front of Lu Bu.

Lu Bu raised his head and looked at it, and said, "It's just right, sit down." Try the dishes I made with my own hands. ”

"Xie Fujun (Brother Fengxian)." After sitting down, they looked at each other, did not move their chopsticks, smiled, put their hands on their chests, and looked like elegant and ladies.

Lu Bu took a sip of wine and almost didn't spray.

Diao Chan dressed as a lady, which is quite worthy of the name. Mu Guiying and Fan Lihua are female men, dressed as ladies, and they feel a little awkward. As for Pan Jinlian, that commotion has nothing to do with the lady.

"Don't you all eat it? What for? ”

Lu Bu took a bite of food for Diao Chan.

"Brother Fengxian, you're too partial." Fan Lihua picked up the bowl and stretched it out.

Mu Guiying and Pan Jinlian were not far behind, and hurriedly picked up the bowl.

"Okay, I'll clip it to you too." Lu Bu was speechless, and he had a feeling that it was difficult to ride a tiger. It's not good to give it to anyone or not, it must be a bowl of water to be leveled.

"Brother Fengxian, sisters, we are fated to be together, I respect you." Fan Lihua stood up and drank a bottle of wine.

Lu Bu, Pan Jinlian, and Mu Guiying are all very cheerful.

"I don't drink well, so I use tea instead of bars." Diao Chan got up and went to get the teapot.

Fan Lihua said: "How can that work." We all drink alcohol, and if you drink tea, you look down on us. ”

"Yes, you have to drink!" Pan Jinlian said.

Diao Chan was helpless, and after thinking about it, he had to pick up the wine bottle. But her alcohol consumption was really not good, and she didn't drink it for a long time.

"Come again!"

Finally, when Diao Chan drank the wine in the wine bottle, Fan Lihua filled the wine bottle again and lifted it up.

"Wait..."

Lu Budao: "The bottle of wine just now was drunk for our fate, so what about this bottle of wine, is there any explanation?" ”

"Brother Fengxian, drink a bottle of wine and give a reason, it's too vulgar. There's no reason to find a reason, it's even more vulgar. None of us are vulgar people, so we don't want to do that mundane thing, anyway, we just be happy and drink hard. If you don't get drunk, you don't go home. ”

After speaking, Fan Lihua drank it all.

Pan Jinlian followed.

Mu Guiying was also not to be outdone, so she did it in one bite.

Lu Bu rolled his eyes and had no choice but to accompany him.

It's Diao's turn...

Diao Chan had a bitter face, as if drinking medicine, and poured it little by little, and a small half of it fell on his clothes.

"Go on!" Fan Lihua poured wine for everyone again.

"Eh... I have a proposal, can we have some food first? It took me an afternoon to stir-fry the world's delicious food, aren't you going to taste it? Lu Bu couldn't stand it anymore, and there was a hot pain in his throat, so he hurriedly ate vegetables and pressed it.

"Eat, eat..." Diao Chan's face was as red as a ripe apple, and the hand holding the chopsticks was shaking constantly, and before she could catch the dish, she shrank drunkenly under the table.

"Look, drink one." Lu Bu stretched out his hand to help Diao Chan up and put him on the couch behind.

"Brother Fengxian, don't you like the wine I poured you?" Fan Lihua picked up two wine bottles and handed one to Lu Bu.

"Where, I like to drink whatever you pour." Lu Bu took the wine bottle.

"Then we'll do it." Fan Lihua drank it all.

"Okay, I'll accompany you." Lu Bu smiled, drank the wine in the wine bottle, and said in his heart: "I don't believe it, I can't drink you woman, sample." ”

In this round, Pan Jinlian did not drink.

Mu Guiying seemed to be angry, and poured herself a bottle.

Next, Pan Jinlian appeared, replaced Fan Lihua, and continued to salute Lu Bu's wine, but at this time, Fan Lihua was eating vegetables, and it was estimated that her throat was also hot and scorching, and she couldn't hold on.

At this moment, Lu Bu finally reacted. Fan Lihua and Pan Jinlian wanted to get him drunk, and then the overlord made a bow,! Powerful enough!

"Oops... I seem to be a little drunk, this wine is really strong. Lu Bu drank two bottles in succession, staggered to the couch, and lay down. Half-squinted, peeking at Fan Lihua and Pan Jinlian.

"Sister Mu, do you dare to compare the amount of alcohol with me?" Fan Lihua glanced at Lu Bu and Diao Chan who were lying on the couch, and then turned her gaze to Mu Guiying opposite.

Since the opening of the banquet, Mu Guiying has drunk a lot of wine, and every time Fan Lihua respects Lu Bu or Pan Jinlian pays tribute to Lu Bu, she accompanies her to the end, and she is the one who drinks the most among everyone.

But she drank a lot of alcohol, and after drinking so much wine, she was only half drunk.

Seeing Fan Lihua's challenge, how could she be willing to admit defeat, stood up and said, "Just drink, I'm not afraid of you." ”

The two of them seemed to have a grudge, holding a wine jug in one hand and a wine bottle in the other, and after pouring it full, they touched it and poured it directly into their mouths.

Although it was very uncomfortable like a fire in my throat, I persevered.

After 10 bottles...

Both of them couldn't stand on their feet and fell together.

Lu Bu opened his eyes and wanted to get up to help them, but as soon as he moved, he saw Pan Jinlian standing up from her seat, staggering to Fan Lihua's side, and helping Fan Lihua up.

Lu Bu lay on the couch, his eyes half-squinted.

Pan Jinlian helped Fan Lihua, slowly walked to the couch, put Fan Lihua beside Lu Bu, and pulled up the Diao Chan on the couch and put it in the distance.

Immediately afterwards, she faced Lu Bu and took off the clothes on her body one by one...

it!

As soon as Lu Bu's heart trembled, he was about to expose the conspiracy of Fan Lihua and Pan Jinlian, but he immediately thought: "The four women don't let each other go, and if it goes on like this, there will be trouble." It seems that it would be good if you could use the excuse of drunken disorder to calm down the fighting. Even the system said, as a traverser, how can you not have three wives and four concubines? People have taken the initiative to send it to the door, if they still refuse, is it still a man? ”

Just when Lu Bu was distracted, Pan Jinlian had already gone to the couch, took off Fan Lihua naked, and was ready to take off Lu Bu's clothes.

Lu Bu suddenly reached out and hugged her, and a carp rolled over and pressed her underneath.

"Bong... Brother Bongson.... Pan Jinlian was startled, like a frightened rabbit, curled up in Lu Bu's arms.

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