The sun is shining and the autumn is crisp.

Today was supposed to be a good day to make people feel good, but it became a man's nightmare.

Because the man was carrying a foul-smelling sheet, pinching his nose and walking into the toilet, intending to wash it.

And the man's name is "Mu Shen", which is considered a dick, died in an accident in his previous life, and was reborn in a world of immortal cultivation full of killing.

With his indomitable will and the sword in his hand, he traveled all over the world, and he didn't know how many heroes and heroes he had defeated and how many beautiful women with beautiful colors and moons were favored by him, and so on......

But he was indifferent.

If you can't reach the immortal zun for inspirational cultivation, you won't be close to women.

And on the road of killing, he also got what he wanted, and successfully broke through the peak of the Immortal Venerable ten years ago!

Become an immortal cultivation world, people block and kill, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, calling for wind and rain, and it is an indispensable existence!

Therefore, everyone in the world calls me "Mu Shen Xianzun!"

I thought I could go on all the time, but unfortunately I still can't escape God's tricks!

Because one of the most extraordinary things that made him speechless happened recently, that is, he was forcibly captured by a dick who called himself "God!"?!

And at the peak of the Immortal Dao, he actually didn't have the power to fight back at all!

Not only that, but Dick Si also sealed all his cultivation!

Even the kendo he was proud of was erased!

He was really heartbroken...... His eyes were distracted, as if he was a dead man, thinking about what he had worked so hard to get, and it would be a big blow to him when it turned into nothing in the blink of an eye.

But compared to these two, the other thing that shocked him even more was that the place where Dick Ribbon took him was actually the earth!

O Earth!

When he saw the earth, he didn't know how excited and happy he was!

After that, this dick ribbon flew him to Earth, landed on the roof of a fifteen-story apartment building, and dragged him down, telling him along the way that the world would soon usher in an unprecedented catastrophe?

Dick Si said that she wanted to find the reason with her wife?

also asked him to help bring an unweaned girl who was born not long ago and did not have a handle?

Dick Si also seriously analyzed that the reason why you sealed your cultivation and erased your kendo was because you broke through too quickly and did not comprehend the true meaning of kendo well, so the foundation was unstable, and you couldn't break through the divine realm for ten years, and I want you to re-cultivate kendo, as long as you are steady and steady, unlike before, you will definitely be able to break through the "transformation realm" in the future, condense the kendo realm, and become a "sword god!"

Mu Shen was stunned when he heard it, not to say anything about the sword or the sword god, he was a dignified immortal, the picture was to find a free and easy, and he was already a top existence in the world of cultivating immortals, how many could he win against himself?

Isn't it better to be chic and free?

Why do you have to take trouble to bring the baby?

So when it comes to bringing a baby, of course, he decisively refused.

But who knew that as soon as Dick Si heard his refusal, she immediately changed her face and yelled "I can't help you", and slapped him in the face?!

Said that it was a blessing for the god Mu to help him raise his daughter?

Mu Shen was speechless, he was really angry and about to explode! I really wanted to press the dick on the ground and rub it, and beat him hard, so that he would know how miserable it would be to offend himself.

It's just that...... Woo woo~ Lao Tzu can't beat it.

Dick Si took him to the thirteenth-floor apartment room, threw him a bone that looked a bit like a sword and a bank card with a password on it, and with a solemn face, he and a beautiful woman waved his hand, broke through the void, and stepped in and walked together.

Mu Shen was surprised to see how easily Dick Si broke through the void.

Think about it, if you want to break through the void, you still need to use all your strength, and this dick has said that he is a god......

When Mu Shen pondered carefully, he gasped, his heart was shocked, and it took a few minutes to slowly calm down, retract his gaze, open the thing in his hand and look at it, and he was shocked again, because he recognized at a glance that this was the "sword bone" that could not be encountered in the immortal cultivation realm!

Mu Shen was pleasantly surprised, and began to believe his words a little, he might really want to let himself practice kendo again.

But now a few days later, he regrets it a little.

It's all because of the female doll crawling around on the bed, from time to time to put a big thing or something, which makes him want to cry without tears...... The heart was almost on the verge of collapse.

At this time, he was about to start washing the pale yellow sheets that were full of disgusting stench!

Originally, he didn't want to wash it, so he wanted to pack the sheets and throw them away, and buy a new one.

However, the bank card that the couple threw at him only had a deposit of more than 2,300 yuan.

He doesn't eat or drink, and he doesn't know if he can buy milk powder and diapers for the female doll......

So in order to save money, I had to endure it, and at the same time decided to go to find a job in the next two days, otherwise how could I have the money to raise a baby?

After Mu Shen cleared his mind, he began to hold his breath and start working, but I have to say that he was a bit lascivious in his work, and he poured half a bottle of laundry detergent directly...... It's just a waste.

After a morning of washing and cleaning, the sheets were cool, and the smell of the toilet was cleaned up, so he simply cleaned the room again.

I was pleasantly surprised to find that there were basically one or two hundred yuan hidden in each hidden corner! The total number of zeros and zeros added up to more than 1,200, and not only that, but there were also several packs of brand-name cigarettes.

There is no doubt that it must be the private money hidden by that dick.

"Hehe, if you slapped me before, the money should be used as compensation. Mu Shen, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, smiled sinisterly, the money was in his pocket, and the cigarettes were ready to be thrown into the trash.

Ding dong!

Well?

Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong!

When the doorbell rang, Mu Shen was impatient and asked, "Who?"

Syllable!

The door was kicked open in an instant!

"Okay, you old Wang, you have been in arrears of rent for so long, and you dare to speak in such a big tone, you don't want to be confused, right? An aunt wearing gold and silver walked in at the door, followed by a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl wearing a gorgeous princess dress, petite and lovely, and the aunt said menacingly.

What's the situation! That dick is still in arrears of rent!

Mu Shenba was on the sofa, speechless.

"Hmm, who are you?, what about Lao Wang?" The aunt saw that it was not Lao Wang who was sitting on the sofa, but a handsome man in casual clothes, long hair fluttering, and she frowned suddenly.

The girl behind her was dumbfounded, as if she was attracted by Mu Shen's handsomeness.

"He and his wife left in a hurry a few days ago, and I was ...... by him," Mu Shen said again, and then said, "Please come and watch the child's daddy." ”

"Please come and watch the child's daddy...... Hehe, old lady, I think you were arrested by him, a fairy venerable. The aunt burst out, her eyes showing disdain.

"You are also an immortal cultivator, and you can see that I am cultivating, are you also a god?" Mu Shen exclaimed.

A person who can see what he has cultivated is not a god, what else can he be.

"Yes or no, Lao Wang will naturally leave, then you will pay the rent. Auntie stretched out her hand and asked.

"Uh...... How much?" asked Mu Shen weakly.

"No more, no less, eight thousand five hundred and ninety-six. The aunt gestured to make a figure eight and said lightly.