After shopping, Dadong decided to take everyone to get their hair cut.

Hairstyle, one of the iconic marks of the troops. If you go out to an Internet café and you're wearing ordinary civilian clothes, how can the guard company find you?

The answer is simple, it's your short size. Of course, there are many people in society who will cut short inches. But generally these people are middle-aged greasy uncles.

I don't believe you walk on the street to see, but any young man, the figure doesn't have to be too good, as long as it is well-proportioned, how many will cut it short?

The age when I love beauty the most, I cut it short, hehe, you have no temperament.

However, for Wang Aiguo, short inches are still very good, he is fat and sweats easily, so his hair is shorter and cooler. And there is such a thing as beauty...... It has little to do with a fat man like him.

Walking into the barber shop, the young man in the barber shop walked up to the big host very enthusiastically and said, "Brother, get a card?" ”

"Young man, do you understand the rules, you can wait for me to sit down when you sell the card, do you think it's appropriate to sell my card without asking me what hairstyle I have?" Dadong looked at the young man in front of him with a shocked face and said.

The young man himself felt a little embarrassed, so he smiled and said, "I'm sorry brother, this is my habit, so what hairstyle do you want to cut?" ”

"Bald, push the light!" Dadong said unceremoniously.

The young man looked shocked, but still welcomed Dadong into the store.

After Dadong sat on the chair, the young man enthusiastically poured a glass of water for Dadong and said: "Brother, do you want to apply for a card, today is discounted, and the card is 6% off." ”

Dadong glanced at the young man and sneered: "I'm poor and have cut my head, do you think I still have money to get a card?" ”

Lad: "......"

In this way, Wang Aiguo and the four of them all cut their heads bald on that day. As a general rule, the troops are not allowed to shave their heads. However, there are times when the navy can do special things, such as Wang Aiguo's current situation. If you go to sea for more than two months, your superiors will allow you to cut your head, after all, no one will cut your hair at sea.

After cutting his bald head, as soon as he went out, Wang Aiguo felt that his scalp was cold and comfortable.

And the same is true of twenty yuan, and he said with emotion: "It's really cool to cut your bald head in summer, to be honest." ”

"Hehe, wouldn't it be cooler if it was the same as the captain? You don't even need to cut it, and you're already close to the bald head. Dadong said calmly.

It's a bit embarrassing to talk about this topic, most people can accept you cutting your head, but most people can't accept baldness. One is that you still have a chance to change your hairstyle, and the other is that you can get the style.

Of course, the more terrible baldness is like Fa Ge and the captain. If you lose it all, it's fine, but you have hair all around your head, but there is no hair on the top of your head.

In the past, Wang Aiguo watched an online poll, which said that the most difficult hairstyle for human beings to control. Among them, the Mediterranean was elected with a high vote, which is more difficult to control than a bald head.

Just when the four of them were chatting without saying a word, suddenly a voice came from behind them.

"The front, yes, just say you two, you two will stop me."

The four of them turned back at the same time, because of the usual habit of walking in the queue, so at this time the four of them were walking in a similar form of a phalanx. Dadong and Wang Aiguo walked in front, and Twenty Yuan and Big Face walked behind.

As soon as the four of them turned around, they found that they were stopped by several patrolling policemen.

I saw a few policemen walking quickly to the big face and twenty yuan at the back of the team and said, "You guys, take out your ID card." ”

"Did we do something?" Twenty asked stunned.

The policeman's uncle shook his head and said, "No, it's just that we have recently cracked down on the underworld and eliminated evil, and our superiors let us see suspicious people to check." ”

Twenty pieces: "......"

Big face: "......"

After the policeman's uncle finished speaking, Wang Aiguo smiled and felt that his stomach hurt. It's so funny that two soldiers were treated as suspicious people.

Twenty yuan and the big face embarrassedly took out his soldier, the other party looked at it, and then saluted: "Oh, comrade navy, I'm really sorry, I misunderstood." But then again, you guys really resemble the gangsters we're going to catch lately. ”

After the comrade police explained, the face of twenty pieces and the big face became even darker. It's better not to explain this way.

Just when Wang Aiguo was overjoyed, several people slowly approached him in a surrounding situation.

Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and the policeman led by him came up and said, "Hello sir, please show your ID card." ”

Wang Aiguo: "This, I'm with them." ”

"Don't make a fuss, just your appearance as an internationally wanted criminal, who believes that you are a soldier?"

Wang Aiguo: "......."

Ten seconds later, Wang Aiguo took out his soldier ID card and put it in front of the other party. By the way, when Wang Aiguo took out his documents, several policemen looked like they were facing a great enemy. It seems that Wang Aiguo took out not a certificate, but a pistol.

After taking out his soldier ID card just now, the other party saluted directly. After Wang Aiguo took out his certificate, the first thing the other party did was to call the army to check the authenticity of the soldier's certificate.

When it was confirmed, the policeman in charge said with a strange face: "It's too much like an international wanted criminal, it's really too similar, and now recruits don't look at their looks?" Are you really not afraid of terrorists sneaking in? ”

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Four people came out, and three were investigated. Only Dadong was left untargeted. The three of them looked at Dadong curiously, wanting to see what the police uncles would say when he was investigated.

As a result, the other party didn't mean to check Dadong at all, turned around and left.

The three of them were stunned, and finally Wang Aiguo couldn't help it, and said loudly: "Wait, Uncle policeman, isn't there anyone who hasn't checked?" ”

Dadong snorted disdainfully: "I can be like you, a person like me is righteous at first glance." ”

At this time, the policeman's uncle said without looking back: "It's okay, it's okay, you don't need to check the coal digger, you can't cause a big deal." ”

When they heard this, the three of them rejoiced.

Twenty yuan sneered and turned his head to look at Dadong, and said leisurely: "Hehe, a righteous ......"

Dadong: "....."

That night, the four squatted on the pier and smoked cigarettes. The captain looked at the strange appearance of the four people, and his face was confused.

"Why are you four looking like that? Didn't you go out shopping today? Why do you come back with such an expression? The captain asked, confused.

The four of them raised their heads, looked at the captain, and said in unison: "It's nothing, I just want to go to the plastic surgery hospital to have a look." ”

Captain: "What??? ”

…….

Originally, Wang Aiguo thought that this matter would be in the past, anyway, it was just a small episode in life. However, God just doesn't seem to want it to pass. The next day, the captain went out, and when he came back, he brought an advertisement to Wang Aiguo.

When Wang Aiguo saw this advertisement, he was fascinated at that time.

Because it says - four people have plastic surgery, one person is free of order, the opportunity must not be lost, and the loss will not come again.

Wang Aiguo: "......"