45. Single-kill masters
Out of the Fugui Building, Han Yan was refreshed, and sighed that this was a beautiful day, first slapped the group of talented people in the face of the Lingli Building, and then pretended to be forced in the Fugui Building, life is beautiful, I want to thank God for letting me cross over into the heirs of the princes......
He prayed to the sky with his hands folded, and then looked at Han Erdan, who needed him to look up, and Fen, who was pulling the carriage behind.
"I didn't take you with me when the crown prince and I went out to play, why did you two come here?"
"The crown prince has already returned to the palace, and Xi'er saw that you were not there, so she was afraid that there would be an accident, so she asked the two of us to come out to find it."
"I'm sworn brother so fast? I'm going back when it's time to have a meal, and it won't be the beautiful woman who sends a photo and scratches her head...... ......"
"What?" Han Erdan and Pig don't know why.
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"Have you two eaten, and you're looking for me at noon?"
ββ¦β¦ Didn't eat it. Han Erdan touched his shriveled stomach and responded forcefully.
In Dahan, slaves and ordinary people could only eat two meals, but it was probably Han Yan who spoke good of him in front of Liu Che, so the crown prince personally ordered him to eat three meals a day, so that he would not be hungry all day long.
Since following Han Yan, he has been served with good food and drink, no need to work or be enslaved, and gradually developed the habit of "starving and starving without a meal", Han Erdan can clearly feel that he has gradually integrated into the comfortable life of the Han Dynasty, and his thoughts about his relatives and the Huns have also faded, and the wolf nature in his bones is disappearing, if he is put back on the prairie at this moment, he must not be as cold-blooded as before.
But although you know this change in your heart, you can't refuse, you can eat three meals, will you be hungry and only eat two?
You can be enslaved and called by others, but will you still be willing to be a slave and be trampled on?
Thinking of this, Han Erdan sighed in his heart, his thoughts flew away, and he missed his relatives in his hometown. But his hands subconsciously touched his rumbling stomach until Han Yan's voice interrupted his thoughts.
"The lunch time of the Imperial Palace should have passed, let's find another wine house, I invite you today, you two can eat openly."
"Whoa." Han Erdan shouted as he learned the etiquette of the Han people, everyone shouted like this, and after listening to it a lot, he learned it subtly.
Nirvana Building.
The witch had no face to face the people in the hall, so he found a private room, knelt at the desk, his face was gloomy as a cloud, drinking stuffy tea one by one, and there was a faint turmoil in his narrow eyes...... I wrote down this hatred.
Although he secretly hated Han Yan in his heart, he was just a little person with no foundation, even if he had made friends with some rich businessmen and nobles, he was a character who could not be on the stage.
The real princely heirs, the royal nobles, is not something he can make friends with at all, it is the top circle of the Han Dynasty, everyone has seen the emperor, the queen, and the princes and kings of all walks of life, if you can pretend again, can you have more status than these people?
Zhuo Wangsun sat quietly opposite the old witch, holding the tea to his mouth, gently shaking the teacup but not lowering his mouth, looking absent-minded.
After such a fuss, his heart is like a mirror, he must be a liar, but his acting skills are superb and he pretends to be very good, and the score is too much like a big man. As for this famous "Bu Xian" in Chang'an, most of them are also very watery.
Having money is the original sin, all kinds of liars and tricks are uninvited, you have to be more careful in the future, if it is not for the boy this time, he will spend a lot of money to make a point, and this money will definitely go and never return.
Gorgeous screens cover the windows to block the cold winter wind, and the curtains hanging in mid-air are embroidered with colorful patterns, and the two people in the room are quietly thinking about their hearts until the witch speaks first.
At this moment, Zhuo Wangsun must be doubting his strength, and his trust in him has been greatly reduced, and it is better to hold on to this rich man first.
"Wang Sun's feet, there are many offenses in today's affairs, in fact, I haven't seen him a few times, and I was deceived by his posture, and I gave him a lot of money, today I know that he is just a little slave in charge of the greenhouse, please don't be surprised if you are offended."
"The witch is polite, you didn't know he was a liar in advance, and you kindly introduced him to me, I should thank you." Zhuo Wangsun smiled reluctantly, and politely agreed in his mouth, saving his face.
"Wang Sun is worthy of being a businessman in the rich world, so open-minded is worthy of admiration, you can come to Chang'an to find me, that is fate, this tea is boring, why don't I come to help have fun?"
"Then it's going to be boring." Zhuo Wang Sun Zuoyi, secretly planning in his heart, if you can't convince me of the ability, then you are a vain person, and you are a liar like a liar, I will not be afraid of you, I will help you promote it in the future, so as not to be deceived by others again.
Seeing that King Zhuo's grandson responded, there was cunning hidden in the witch's eyes, he shook his sleeves slightly, and suddenly shouted: "Look." β
Shouting and overturning the four tables, his left hand covered the original position of one of the table legs, and his right hand actually pulled out a live snake from the covered place, which was hissing and swallowing the scarlet snake core, two mung bean-sized eyes showed a fierce appearance, and the scales on his body were dark gray in the sun, and they were shiny and shiny.
Zhuo Wangsun was dumbfounded, and subconsciously took a step back away from the murderous thing, looking afraid, "This, this, this ......"
Look at the position of the table legs, which are intact and have no holes at all.
The witch took the snake in his hand and played with it, and walked over with a smile and said: "Your Majesty, you are a guest from afar, and I am very guilty of not being well received this time, so I will give you a gift." βΒ·
Before Zhuo Wangsun reacted, his scalp exploded, and he was sweating in an instant, only to feel a cool breeze pouring into the top of his head, and the witch actually wrapped the snake around his neck, the wet and slippery mucus on his skin made his hair stand on end, the snake's head swayed in front of his eyes, the scarlet snake core seemed to be looking for a target, the triangular cruel snake eyes were close at hand, in the face of this great terror, Zhuo Wangsun took out a dagger from the middle of his collar and cut it out.
The live snake broke off in response, the wound was bright red, the flesh turned out, and the two snake bodies fell to the ground and tumbled violently, as if they were unwilling to end the curtain like this.
"Your Majesty, why do you bother, my child will not bite you." With lamentation in his words, he pretended to be very distressed to pick up two snake bodies, docked the two snake body wounds in front of Zhuo Wangsun, and then blocked them with his hands, wiped the wounds, and then wiped the blood with his sleeves, where are the traces of being cut off?
Zhuo Wangsun is unbelievable, people are always in awe of the unknowable, and the means of the witch are beyond his knowledge of the world, "This, this, this...... How is this possible, there is such thaumaturgy in the world? β
"A little trick is not worth mentioning, and it should be ugly." The witch breeze calmly left the live snake on the ground, and let it crawl into the corner and disappear from sight, but the poisonous snake that everyone feared was as random as a noodle in his hand.
Zhuo Wang Sun Zhen was frightened, there was a shadow in his heart, he was afraid that the poisonous snake would come out of the dark and kiss him, his mind was full of illusions of being surrounded by poisonous snakes, such as a man's back, but he could only smile and smile, and he had no doubt about the witch, only that he was the reincarnation of a god.
After successfully taking down Zhuo Wangsun and receiving a lot of praise, the first thing the witch had to do was to contact the stubborn lords in Chang'an City and ask them to mobilize people to investigate Han Yan and Han Erdan.
The recalcitrant lords controlled the rangers, thieves, liars, and various trades living in the shadows, and were better informed than the government, so it should not be a problem to inquire about a Hun who was nearly two meters tall in the city.
So, in just one hour, all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in the entire Chang'an City were dispatched, wandering in the streets and alleys, looking for dealers and pawns to ask questions......
In the wine house.
Han Yan faced Han Erdan, who ate chicken and didn't spit out bones, hugged the pig butt and feasted on it, tasted tea elegantly, and told what he had seen and heard today, until the two of them burped and stopped, and asked, "Are you full?" β
"Hold on to ......" Pig touched his round belly, his mouth was full of greasy, not particular at all, he used the wide sleeves as a rag, and wiped his mouth clean in two clicks.
After settling the bill, the three of them left the wine house and slowly returned to the palace.
"Yan Shizi, the slave you just mentioned, maybe I've seen him." Pig led the carriage half a step behind, and Han Yan was almost in a trap.
"I should see you again, when the time comes, tease him a few words, and see if he dares to pretend to be with me." Han Yan gently shook the folding fan, feeling good about himself.
Han Erdan was idle, and he also interjected: "That wizard looks quite like that, but if you meet me...... Two punches can kill him. β
"Brother Erdan is mighty." The worship of the strong man appeared in his eyes, and before he finished speaking, he suddenly said "Huh", his body was walking, but his head leaned back, and he said with surprise: "Are there so many wizards in our big Han, there is also a sorcerer there." β
Han Erdan and Han Yan stopped, looked in the direction of the pig raised his hand, and saw that the old witch was looking around, followed by Zhuo Wangsun and a beautiful maid, it was the slave and maid who was carrying the burden to Fuguilou, and was also looking at passers-by. Looking at the appearance of the three people, it seems that they are looking for someone on the way home.
Across the street, they looked at each other like this.
The cold wind of winter was howling, the grass was broken, and the flower protection bells under the eaves of the roadside street were blowing rapidly, and the flagpole standing in front of the wine house was displayed for hunting, Han Yan was not panicked, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, telling his bad smile and playful psychology.
Han Erdan kneaded his casserole-sized fist, his finger bones clicked, and he sneered, although the Han law stipulates that "slaves and maids beat people and above, ι»₯ι ― [kuΓ], ηδΈ»", that is, if you beat the people above the people, you must tattoo a mark on your forehead, and then return it to the master. However, as long as the master asks you to fight, the master will take responsibility, as long as Han Yan gives an order, he will loosen his muscles and bones that he has not moved for several months, and see if he can kill the old witch with two punches.
The old witch who had just performed a shocking spell on Zhuo Wangsun faced Han Erdan, who had bad intentions and slowly walked towards him.
Ran away......
Run away.
Even with Zhuo Wangsun, even he didn't know why he was running, and he ran anyway, leaving only a lonely maid messy in the wind......
Han Yan, who was not prepared for many things, was about to continue to walk his own way, but he heard the old witch who was about to turn around and disappear at the end of his sight shout, "Naiweng's baby ......"
"Chase me, slap the big mouth hard."
This was Han Yan's reaction, and when his words fell, Han Erdan, who was already ready to go, put aside his two long legs and chased after him like an angry cheetah, and even the ground on the street seemed to shake with a bang, until Han Erdan gradually moved away, and the voice weakened.
"Let's follow." Han Yan got into the carriage, and without saying a word, he rode his horse to catch up.
At this moment, the witch is excited, and when he encounters someone who can't be beaten, he doesn't say that he runs away as soon as possible, but humiliates the other party, which makes his eyes bloodshot with excitement, and the passion and blood hidden in the deepest part of his heart are all ignited.
During the fierce running, the frozen north wind swept across his cheeks, bringing people a hint of pleasure alternating between hot and cold - all the shame brought to him by Han Yan's master and servant, and the dignity lost in Fuguilou would be regained immediately.
"Come on! Come on! Hurry up and chase after it......" The witch roared frantically in his heart, his arms swinging violently, at this moment, he felt that he was detached, feeling the sound of his lungs getting closer and closer behind him, "It's still a little close, it's almost ......"
In front of it is the mansion of the famous stubborn lord "Xian" in Chang'an City, and he Ah Weng is the boss of the Shaofu "God" and the helmsman of the largest institution in the Han Dynasty.
Just now he had sent someone to inform the immortal and the rest of the stubborn masters, asking them to gather the house slaves in front of the immortal's mansion, as long as they found Han Erdan, a hundred house slaves would go out together, and they would definitely kill the Huns in the street with blood shame.
Han Erdan didn't realize that this was a trap, he just covered his head and chased after him, even if he met Zhuo Wangsun who was caught up by him, he didn't pay attention to it, he didn't even look at it, chased after it, and then turned a corner......
The shoes under his feet rubbed against the ground, and the lunge braked, because the shoes were made of hemp and kudzu, which were not very strong, and instantly poked a big hole in the shoes, revealing five thick black hairy toes, and then stopped.
Diagonally opposite the entrance of the alley, in front of the immortal's mansion, seven or eight gorgeously dressed sons were laughing, and hundreds of house slaves lined up in four lines, looking at this side in unison.
The witch stood in the middle of the road, humming, humming, humming......
His throat was so tired that he couldn't speak, his hands were hunched over and he was panting, he raised his hand weakly and waved his hand to the sons not far away, and pointed at Han Erdan at the entrance of the alley with his thumb on the top of his head.
One hundred to one, this posture, this aura, even if it is a god descending to earth, the witch does not believe that Han Erdan can be rampant today.
At this moment, Han Erdan was hesitating whether to get on or not, when he heard the galloping sound of horses' hooves and wheels "rumbling" over the ground behind him, and when he looked back, he saw the pig standing at the front of the car and driving the horse trying to shout: "Get out of the way......"
Han Erdan took a step and avoided the collision of the carriage, so he wanted to remind Feng to stop quickly and not rush over, so he saw that he was trying to tighten the reins and brake, but the carriage was not like a person, and it really couldn't be stopped if it ran fast.
If it is hard braking, the horse will be frustrated, and the person will be thrown out by centrifugal force, and he will fly straight towards the old witch standing in the middle of the road, knocking him into the horse on his back, and he will be pressed forward and rolled out five or six meters......
The old witch was stunned, a few seconds ago, he was thinking about killing the Huns, killing the Huns, regaining his dignity, earning prestige, and promoting my prestige, but in a blink of an eye, he was almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and his bones were about to fall apart.
Han Erdan was stunned, Han Yan was also stunned, the hundreds of house slaves were stunned, and even the sons were stunned.
The famous great wizard of Chang'an City, who can play with poisonous snakes as mud, can change out of thin air, can give life to broken snakes, can witchcraft, can cross thousands of miles to curse people to death, is the guest of all princes, known as the omniscient and the first strange person in the metaphysical world who has been empowered by ghosts and gods, was overturned by a small slave......
Pig covered his head and hugged his head and shouted, seeing that the witch was pressed under him, he was stunned for a moment and remembered that this girl scolded Han Yan for being "Naiweng's milk baby", and wanted to slap him with a big mouth, without thinking much about it, he held the bun on the top of the witch's head with his left hand, and called out on the door with his right hand.
"Dare to scold my master, my face is fat first."
"Master Pig is here, my eyes are swollen."
"The bridge of the nose is quite big, let me go down and ......"