Chapter 132: 62: Brother Brick
Jixian County was assassinated because of Princess Wuhuan, which made people panic.
Wang Nantian got an urgent report, and quickly rushed from Guangyang County with people to meet Liu Yu, and the two talked for a long time, but finally did not report the matter to the court.
The streets and alleys were full of fierce and vicious Wuhuan people, glaring at pedestrians one by one, and there was a posture of killing if they disagreed, and there were many government officials standing next to them, trying to control the situation within a controllable range.
The army began to search and investigate from house to house, looking for people who could.
But these have nothing to do with Liu Bei, at this time he slept until the afternoon, then got up and swayed out of the house.
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
As soon as he went out, Liu Bei was stunned and said to Brother Brick.
Brother Brick stood not far away and looked at Liu Bei, and did not speak.
Liu Bei walked closer and carefully observed the brick brother's expression, and then said, "If you don't do things in the morning, are you waiting for me?" ”
Brother Brick looked up at the sun hanging high in the middle and continued to look at Liu Bei.
Liu Bei groped his whole body up and down, there was nothing out of the ordinary, and there was no horn on his head, what do you see?
"Second brother, do you have something to look for me? Still don't speak, then I'll go. ”
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he walked to the front.
Brother Brick stopped in front all of a sudden, Liu Bei was very unhappy, what is wrong with you, do you have swine fever and barking disease?
Brother Brick's face changed a little, and his already dark face was a little dark red.
"I, I ......"
Brother Brick gritted his teeth, but as soon as he spoke, he was a little incoherent.
Liu Bei smiled slightly, squinted at the brick brother and said, "Tell the eldest brother if you have something, who are we with whom!" ”
"I want to ask you, ask the eldest brother, this and that, what should people do if they ignore me?"
Liu Bei put his mind at ease all of a sudden, it's good that he's not here to find trouble, people? Who's home?
"Who ignores you?"
"Hmph, I called you big brother in vain, you pretended to be stupid and looked down on you!"
Liu Bei smiled, hugged the brick brother's shoulder, and whispered: "I gave you a chance, what does it matter to me if you don't do it well." Hey, by the way, why did you show up last night, say, what's the conspiracy? ”
Brother Brick was stunned and scratched his head a little embarrassed.
"Is there really a conspiracy? Hum! ”
Liu Bei didn't like it in his heart, he slept with a few beauties last night, smelling the aroma in the air, and chatting with a few people in the first half of the night, chatting and flying, his heart was beautiful, he never expected this second brother to lie under the bed, and listened to it all...... Thinking of this, Liu Bei was upset.
"After I went to Shuozhou, Jian Yong wrote to say that you had something to go out, but I didn't expect to meet again two months later, you actually listened to the bed, I said where did you learn this problem?"
Brother Brick's face turned even redder and scratched his head.
Liu Bei glanced at the brick brother with disdain, just like you, no wonder women don't look down on you, what's the use of you, if you have no ability, if you don't have the ability, if you don't have the appearance, let me break my heart for you.
"You're fucking worried about me."
Brother Brick understood Liu Bei's eyes, and scolded angrily in his heart, what benefits do you have to take on yourself, you are not afraid of being crushed to death. But thinking of his life's events, he still endured his nausea and gave Liu Bei a very respectful salute: "Please also ask the eldest brother for advice?" ”
Liu Bei had already figured out what this person had been waiting for him for a long time, so he circled around the brick brother with great interest, shaking his head and shaking his head from time to time, with a long sigh in his mouth.
Brother Brick was stared at as if he was torn by countless lice, and small bumps were all over his body, and he said with a smile: "Please also ask the eldest brother to make it clear that if you can achieve your wish, you will follow the eldest brother for the rest of your life." ”
"You see, it's a strength that you don't lose your strength, but this thing can't be eaten as a meal, unless you make a force plate, but that won't make a difference......"
"Uh, I can get into the military."
"Then you go!"
"Well, I was wrong, please keep talking."
"That's it, don't say something that you don't have, you don't even have a name and you dare to go to the army, are you looking for."
"You don't want to ask my name?"
"There's no need for that, and don't tell me, everyone has their own little secrets.
Well, I look at your face, lying silkworm eyebrows and phoenix eyes, wide mouth lion nose and wind ears, there are some characteristics, but something is missing, so it doesn't attract the attention of girls......
I want to think about the disadvantages of what? ”
Liu Bei put his hands behind his back, circled around the brick brother a few times, and said with a light eye: "I know what is missing, you lack a calm momentum, yes, that's it, although you look very powerful, but the atmosphere is insufficient, it is difficult to be impressive......
Let me give you a suggestion, how about you learn from some celebrities with long hair? ”
"Oh, so you can win the favor of the woman?"
"This is the beginning, and then I'm looking for some opportunities for you to come and save the beauty like you did last night...... By the way, Piggy woke up last night, what did he say to you? ”
"She said that I am a bear blind and can do it, and I want to stay away from the bear and be healthy......"
"Puff, puff, I didn't say you, you didn't get the opportunity to chat with her in Guangyang and say some interesting things about the beauty of flowers and perfumes?"
"After seeing me a few times and ignoring me, I have no idea!"
"Then how do you know what happened last night, when did you hide under the bed and eavesdrop?"
"Uh, this, can you not say this?"
"Okay, okay, whatever you want.
In this way, you can grow your beard first as I said, girls are more duplicitous, and you have to stalk ......"
"That's shameless......"
"If you want a face or a beauty, you choose the same."
"The skin is very important, the moral value is higher, if it is for the beauty, both can be thrown!"
"Well, so perceptive and promising, I'm very optimistic about you...... Hey, why are you going? ”
"I'm going to treat her to dinner and say goodbye!"
"There's something of the opposite sex that doesn't have a human nature, hmph, I despise it."
The brick brother ran away and ran to date his own beautiful pig pig, Liu Bei shook his head, smiled and came to a room and knocked on the door.
"Who?"
A nice voice came out of the door, glutinous and fragrant.
"Liu Bei."
"I'm sorry there's no one in the house, please leave."
Liu Bei bared his teeth, this didn't bother me, so he cleared his throat: "Ahem, the woman in the house is not a person." ”
The people in the room were not happy when they heard it, and they said crisply: "Hmph! You're not human. ”
Liu Bei didn't care either, and continued: "The beauties in the house are not people, and the Nine Heavens Fairy is descending to the earth. At this point, he paused.
The people in the room waited for a long time, and they couldn't hold their breath and hurriedly said: "Hmph, even if you have a little eyesight, what about the ink, continue to hurry!" ”
"The woman in the house is not a person, and the Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth.
The fragrance of the country is still ...... today"
"Hmph, that's pretty much it!"
"It's scary to see it."
"Ahh
"Hey, hey, I was beaten to death by you when I went in, am I so stupid?"
"You're kidding, I promise not to hit you."
"Okay, then I'll come in."
"Hiss, you don't count, ouch, ouch......"
"I'm not going to beat you, I'm going to beat you to death, watch the punch ......"
"Help, it's going to kill someone......"
"Beat you to death, make your mouth owe ......"
"Ouch, I don't owe anything."
"Mouth cheap, don't you, fulfill you!"
'Bang Bang Bang'
The room was full of fists and kicks.
"The world is north and south, sweet and the most beautiful."
'Boom Boom'
"The ends of the earth, accompany you to old age!"
'Boom Boom'
"I turned into a butterfly in my dream last night, and Tiantian is my calamity!"
'Boom Boom'
(End of chapter)