149. Lingering incense gives birth to dragons and phoenixes

After a heavy snowfall, Liangshanbo was covered in silver.

Outside the south of the Juyi Hall, there are four courtyards, which were the homes of the four giants of Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng. The most luxurious and elaborate is, of course, the right side in the middle - Song Jiang's home. There are five main rooms in the courtyard, five rooms each in the east wing and five rooms in the west wing. At that time, on the grounds of filial piety to the old lady Song Lun, the main house was decorated magnificently.

Now, the main house where Song Lun lives has been allocated to Zhang Shun's family to live in. Chu Liuxiang's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and she is about to give birth. Hu Sanniang has already sent Hu Yaoniang and Lin Siniang down the mountain to ask for a midwife.

It's snowing outside, but it's warm inside.

A big kang that can sleep seven or eight people, only Chu Liuxiang is lying. Hu Sanniang sat on the edge of the kang and comforted her vigorously. There is a brazier on the kang, and the carbon fire is booming; There is a large copper basin underground, and the boiling water is scalding. The two maids were busy, preparing red cloth, scissors and medicine.

Liuxiang: Sanniang, I'm a little scared!

Sanniang: (patting her face lightly) Don't be afraid, there's nothing to be afraid of having a baby. The melons are ripe and natural.

Ruka: I've never given birth!

Sanniang: You haven't given birth, I have given birth.

Liuxiang: Does it hurt?

Sanniang: It hurts a little bit, it's like a mosquito bite.

Liuxiang: You usually practice martial arts, so you will naturally be born smoothly.

Sanniang: You'll be fine, you also exercise often! - Chunhong, go and take a look, Siniang and them.

[Chunhong agrees and goes out.]

Ruka: Is it really easy to have a baby?

Sanniang: It's really easy! Cao Cao said well: "Giving birth to a son should be like Sun Zhongmou." ”

Ruka: (laughs) That's not about having children, it's about commenting on people. I remember the back: "Liu Jingsheng's son is like a dolphin dog ear!"

Sanniang: Dongpo wrote a poem about giving birth: "Artemisia is full of short reed buds, which is the time when the puffer fish wants to go." "Having a baby is like a puffer fish coming out of the water, it's as simple as that.

Liuxiang: (laughs) That's a poem about the painting, the first two sentences are: "Three or two peach blossoms outside the bamboo, the prophet of the plumbing duck in the spring river." ”

Sanniang: (laughs) Children are like ducks in the water, they swim enough, and then they go ashore.

[Both laugh together.] Hu Jiaoniang and Lin Siniang came in front and back.

Sanniang: How is it?

Siniang: The midwife under the East Mountain, Mother Lu, died.

Lady Niang: Mother Liu, the midwife under the West Mountain, is paralyzed.

Ruka: So what can I do?

Sanniang: Hot stir-fry and cold salad. Don't be afraid! I'm here to deliver you.

Siniang: Can you do it?

Sanniang: You don't need an awl to make a needle - it's really (needle) OK. An Taoquan and I studied midwifery.

Liuxiang: I'm afraid! My mother said that men repair horses before and after horses, and women repair before and after childbirth

Lady Niang: Liuxiang, don't be afraid, when my mother gave birth to me, she delivered the baby for herself.

[Everyone is prepared and busy.]

Sanniang: Let's sing you "Birth Song" together. Give birth to a little boy -

Three: It must be a handful.

Sanniang: Give birth to a little girl——

Three: It must be a flower.

Sanniang: gave birth to a boy and a girl——

Three: Crucifer Flower!

[Everyone laughs.]

Sanniang: (unveiled to watch) Liuxiang, the palace mouth has opened three fingers, and it is about to be born!

Siniang: Liuxiang, come on!

Lady of the Kiln: Come on, linger!

Sanniang: Linger fragrant, hold your breath, and exert yourself!

Ruka: Ah-

Sanniang: Great! It's a boy!

[Sanniang lifted the child upside down and patted her little buttocks, and the child cried......

Sanniang: Liuxiang, don't be discouraged, there is another one.

Ruka: Ah-

Sanniang: Another one, it's a daughter.

Lady: Don't worry, there may be another one.

Liuxiang: I'm not a pig, how can I give birth to so many!

Siniang: A man and a woman, make up a good word.

[Mother and child are safe, everyone is happy!]

Sanniang: What about Zhang Shun? Go and call Zhang Shun and tell him that he is a father - a dragon and phoenix fetus!

Liuxiang: Quickly bring the child over, I'll take a look!

[Zhang Shun came in, smirking on his face, still not adapting, at a loss.]

Sanniang: Brother Zhang, take a look, your son and daughter!

Zhang Shun: That's it!

Ruka: When you were born, you were younger than them!

Zhang Shun: Okay! What's the name?

Sanniang: You are your father, and you naturally come up with your name.

Zhang Shun: I don't have any culture, and I don't know what to call it.

[Everyone is gossiping.]

Siniang: The boy's name is Zhang Long——

Lady Niang: The girl's name is Zhang Feng——

Zhang Shun: (blushing) My father's name is Zhang Long, and my aunt's name is Zhang Feng.

Liuxiang: Sanniang, you read a lot, you can give it a name.

Sanniang: (laughs) The boy's name is "Zhang Langli", and the girl's name is "Zhang Baitiao".

Lady: (clapping and laughing) Okay!

Siniang: Together, it is - white stripes in the waves. Interesting!

Liuxiang: The boy's name is okay. The girl's name is Zhang Baitiao, how can she do it?

Zhang Shun: That's it, Zhang Baitiao looks like he has no clothes on.

Sanniang: I'm playing with you! Be sure to come up with a good name!!

[Sanniang is circling in circles around the room.]

Sanniang: Yes. The boy's name is Zhang Meilun, and the girl's name is Zhang Meihuan.

Liuxiang: I like these two names, and together they are - beautiful. Atmosphere!

Zhang Shun: What do you mean?

Liuxiang: Jin Xian Wenzi into a room, Jin Dafu Yan. Zhang Lao said: "It's beautiful, it's beautiful!" ”

Zhang Shun: I still don't understand.

Sanniang: This is an ancient text, I will translate it into Song for you. The Jin State congratulated Zhao Wen on the completion of the ** Palace, and the doctor of the Jin State, Zhang Fali, went to congratulate him. Your ancestor, Lord Zhang, said, "How tall! How gorgeous! ”

Zhang Shun: Very good! Our ancestors spoke more than I could.

Siniang: Brother-in-law, my sister gave birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus for you, such a happy thing, do you have to treat yourself?

Lady: That's right! We've been busy for a long time.

Zhang Shun: Treat, treat! I caught more than 10 golden carp and steamed them for everyone to eat.

Sanniang: Let's keep it.

Zhang Shun: Don't keep it, I'll catch it again when I'm done eating.

Sanniang: There are fewer and fewer golden carp, and they are very expensive! - Keep it for Liuxiang to milk!

Siniang: Yes, an adult, you have to feed two children!

Lady of the Cave: A tree bears two pears, and the child is anxious to see it. - Liuxiang, this time it's enough for you to be busy.

Siniang: Sister Liuxiang is chubby now, and the milk will definitely be enough.

Lady: Brother-in-law, you are not allowed to rob the child!

Zhang Shun: (blushing) Nonsense!

The girls laughed, Zhang Shun's face turned even redder, and he hurriedly ran into the courtyard. The snow outside was getting heavier and heavier, like tearing cotton. became a father in a daze, and the responsibility on his shoulders suddenly became heavier. In the past, I only knew how to fight and kill, drink wine in big bowls, eat meat in large pieces, and only care about my own happiness, and I didn't think about anything else. When I looked at the two powdery children, my heart suddenly softened.

Hu Sanniang looked at Meilun and Meihuan, with a lot of thoughts, both liking and sad. Happily, Liangshanbo ushered in two new lives, and he was happier than adults coming to the cottage; Sadly, I looked at other people's children and thought of my own child Zhao Cheng. If he lived...... I can't think about it anymore, and I'll cry if I think about it again. Today is a day of great joy for incense. He is the master of a village, and he can only be happy, and there is no reason to shed tears.

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