Pingzhou Mansion General Guan's Mansion. Guan Yu was sitting at the head of the bed affectionately holding Li Shiqing's fragrant shoulder.

Qing'er sighed softly aggrievedly: "You men are always full of flowers, and you always like to have three wives and four concubines. For his wife to be so understanding and considerate, isn't it enough to serve you, a shameless bandit lord? How many good sisters are you going to get me back? ”。

Guan Yu licked his face and smiled: "Baby Qing'er is my first woman, and she is also the wife who is my husband's favorite hair. Am I not afraid that you will be lonely? That Ling'er sister is lively and clever, and she is good at martial arts, with her by your side, I gallop across the field and fight against the enemy to be at ease and steadfast, isn't it? As for Yun Niang, the sword and horse kung fu is first-class, and with her accompanying your husband on the battlefield, you will be relieved, right? ”。

Qing'er's face was slightly red, and she said lightly: "Phew, your skin is thicker than the city wall." Believe that you are really a ghost in the daytime! You'll only be able to fool us with clever words, and it's time for you to say something different when you see those two sisters. ”

Guan Yu laughed and hugged Qing'er into his arms, and said with his ears and temples grinding: "Those who know me, Qing'er too." Truth be told, all three of you are indispensable treasures in my life and are equally important to me! Husband, I am not a person who messes with flowers and grass, I can have three wives, but I don't want any of the four concubines! Besides, I've never actively pursued anyone, except for my Qing'er baby. Yun Niang and Ling'er are both coincidences, and it just comes naturally. The so-called preservation of heavenly principles, the desire to destroy people is pure nonsense, and human desire is heavenly reason! Only great heroes can be true to themselves, and they are true celebrities. ”

Qing'er rolled her eyes mischievously, stretched out her white and tender little hand and gently twisted it on General Guan's cheek, and said with a smile in her eyes: "Why are you talking more and more rudely?" What's more, sir, don't forget, you're just a shameless bandit, what kind of heroes and celebrities can't be beaten? ”。

Guan Yu's face sank, and he feigned anger fiercely: "Dead girl, you still dare to call me a bandit?" It's really three days without a house to open the tile, it seems that I haven't punished you for a long time, and today you are ready to die. As he spoke, he pressed Li Shiqing down on the bed and picked up her dress.

Qing'er waved her hand again and again as if she was frightened: "Are you crazy again? In this blue sky, Pei Zhu is helping Sister Ling'er clean up the room, beware of being heard by them! ”。

Guan Yu kept laughing and said, "What if you hear it?" This is my own home, my lord, and I can't care if I want to be the king of heaven! ”。

Qing'er, who was panting after being tossed, opened her cherry mouth and wanted to say something, but was tightly gagged by Guan Yu's big mouth stretched out.

When Guan Yu and Nie Yunniang walked into the meeting hall side by side, they saw Leader Liu, who had an anxious face, pacing back and forth restlessly, and Shi Junshi, who was sitting firmly on the side, bowed his head and said nothing.

Guan Yu hugged his fists and said: "The two brothers recruited me and the two of them to come here, I don't know why?" ”。

Liu Qian stopped and said in a low voice: "Sixth brother, Miss Yun, I'm sorry for you." I am afraid that your wedding ceremony will have to be postponed. ”

When Nie Yunniang heard this, her pretty face flushed slightly, and she lowered her head.

Liu Qian continued: "I just received a report from Qingzhou Mansion to explore the Malay, our old opponent Daqi Hussar Battalion has left Feihong Pass, its whereabouts are strange, and it is moving rapidly in the direction of Qingzhou. Qingzhou Mansion has just been recovered, I am worried that your third brother and fourth brother may not be able to cope with the attack of the hussar battalion, only if you two lead the army to reinforcements, your second brother and I will rest assured! ”。

Guan Yu clasped his fists again and said: "The two brothers are relaxed, with Yun Niang to help, our three brothers will join forces, and the hussar camp will come and go, and it will be a shame for the snow back then!" Besides, my Red Turban Rebel Army is not what it used to be, both in number and combat power, it is enough for his hussar battalion to drink a pot. As for the marriage between me and Yun Niang, it will not be too late to do it after the victory returns, so it can be regarded as a double happiness. ”

Shi Junshi stroked his long hair, glanced at Liu Qian, and looked up and laughed.

Liu Qian also patted Guan Yu's shoulder with a smile and said, "It's rare that you understand the righteousness of the sixth brother, and your second brother and I are still worried that the two of you are unwilling to go out in person!" ”。

Guan Yu bowed down and said, "For the elder brother's worries, the younger brother is duty-bound." After saying goodbye to my two brothers, I will go back to straighten out the soldiers and horses, and set off on the same day. ”

When she got out, Guan Yutian shamelessly reached out to pull Nie Yunniang's little hand, but she shook it off angrily.

Yun Niang said in a low voice: "You shameless person, where did you go wild a few days ago?" I'm a newcomer, and you don't want to come and see me! ”。

Guan Yu smiled and said, "A distant cousin of mine passed a message to me about being trapped by a wicked mother-in-law and begged me to come to her rescue. You also know that I, Guan, am a righteous and chivalrous person, how can I stand by and watch? Therefore, I snubbed Yun Niang, I can't compensate you here, it's a big deal if you pinch me again, just be bitten by a mosquito again. ”

Nie Yunniang unceremoniously reached out and twisted it on his arm, and the painful General Guan grinned, and said secretly in his heart: The strength of this Yunniang's hand is much greater than that of Qing'er!

Guan Yu muttered dissatisfiedly: "You can really do it, really pinch?" See how your husband will clean you up on the bed in the future! ”。

Nie Yunniang's pretty face turned red again, she took a sip lightly, turned over on her horse, and ran towards her military camp.

General Guan Da stepped onto the "Black Panther" and staggered and unhurriedly came to his Chinese army camp.

He saw from a distance that under the flagpole in the square in the middle of the camp, there were two soldiers kneeling who were tied up with flowers and their upper bodies were stripped of their bodies, and an executioner with a big waist and a round waist stood solemnly beside him with a ghost-headed knife.

Well? What happened to the camp while I wasn't there? Guan Yu, who was full of suspicion, lightly clamped the horse's belly, and the "Black Panther" quickened his pace and trotted towards the big tent of the Chinese army. The officers and soldiers on both sides stopped one after another, straightened their waists and saluted General Guan.

Guan Yu turned over and dismounted, and walked quickly into the big tent. Cui Dakui, Du Zhongnian, and Zhang Baiqian were all here, Guan Yu waved his hand to stop everyone's politeness, sat on the chair behind the table, and asked, "What's the matter with the two soldiers who are about to be beheaded tied under the flagpole?" ”。

Zhang Baiqian and the others all gathered around, but they looked at each other, as if they were embarrassed, and no one spoke.

In the end, Cui Dakui mustered up the courage, blushed and stepped forward with a black face, and whispered a few words in Guan Yu's ear.

Guan Yu nodded slightly after hearing this: "Oh, that's it?" Longyang is so good that it has existed since ancient times, and it is not a big deal, let alone disturbing the morale of the army. Bring them both back, and I'll acquit them if I ask a few questions. ”

The three lieutenant generals were all taken aback, and clasped their fists and said, "General Guan thinks twice!" These two people have a very bad influence in the army, if you blindly indulge and ignore them, you are afraid that the army will be in turmoil. ”

Guan Yu smiled and waved his hand: "What a fuss! It's not bird flu, it's not contagious. ”

The three lieutenants were confused, not knowing what General Guan was talking about.

After a moment, the two of them were pushed and knelt at Guan Yu's feet, and they didn't dare to raise their heads in shame.

Guan Yu said lightly: "You two report your names and raise your heads." ”

The two slowly raised their heads and replied: "In Xia Pu Jiaxiang" and "Villain Tang Boshi".

Guan Yu nodded slightly and said, "Is any of the two of you coerced?" ”

Pu Jiaxiang mustered up the courage to raise his head and gritted his teeth and said: "General Huiguan, the two of us are you and I are willing, and the two are happy, and there is no coercion." ”

Guan Yu turned his head and asked Tang Bowa, "Is that so?" Tang Bo blushed and nodded heavily.

Guan Yu asked again: "Is there a silver transaction between the two of you?" ”

The two men looked at each other in confusion and shook their heads blankly.

Guan Yu said loudly: "Come on, let the two of them loosen their bonds, and acquit them." In addition, put a separate military tent so that the two of them can live alone, so as not to hinder others. You two don't have to feel guilty, it's not a big deal, as long as you go into battle and kill the enemy bravely, this general will be rewarded, and he will never look at you differently. ”

Pu Jiaxiang and Tang Bo were in tears, and they kowtowed to General Guan again and again. got up and hugged his fists and said, "General Xie's grace not to kill!" We should fight to the death on the battlefield and repay General Guan with my life! ”。

After the two of them retreated with gratitude, Guan Yu looked at the three lieutenant generals who were like falling into the clouds and explained with a smile: "What are you doing in a daze? The measure of a society's progress is to see how tolerant it is. The general does not understand or support homosexuality, but it must be tolerated. Any idea why I asked them those questions? There are three criteria for judging whether a social behavior should be lenient: first, whether it is for profit. Second, whether one of the two parties was unwilling or coerced. Third, whether it has a bad impact on society. Can you understand? ”

The three lieutenant generals shook their heads like rattles at the same time, and at the same time made up their minds that General Guan must have drunk too much today and was full of nonsense. Who made his old man the supreme commander in the army? Whatever he says is what it is!

Guan Yu shook his head with a smile and waved his hand: "Forget it, play the piano to the cow." Let's get down to business, straighten out the soldiers and horses, our army will start on the same day, and the target is Qingzhou Mansion, this time our opponent is the Great Qi Hussar Battalion. ”

The three lieutenants understood every word this time, and their eyes flashed with excitement at the same time.

There were no loud gongs and drums or salutes for farewell, only the whirring wind tearing at rows of flags and crackling.

General Yan drove his war horse majestically, held a golden gun, and silently inspected the powerful division he had built...... The Great Qi Protector New Army. The heavy silver whiskers under his jaw danced wildly in the wind.

General Yan reined in his horse, raised his golden gun, and said in a loud voice: "Sons, raise soldiers for a thousand days and use them for a while!" Now the Taiping bandits have openly established the so-called "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom" and are brazenly fighting against us. By the will of God, the old man will take you out to fight against rebellion! These former subordinates of ours, the trip to the belly of the fish, even vainly called "heavenly soldiers and generals", Tian is shameless! And the miscellaneous man who called himself "Thor" and set himself up as a king, which is ridiculous! The mission of my army is to send them all back to heaven! Return the people of the world to a bright and prosperous world, the way of the peaceful world! Beat the drum for Ben Shuai and go out! ”。

With the new army of the protector under the command of General Yan Lao, it took a firm and neat step to make a sensation and went out of Beijing to exterminate the "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom"; The hussar battalion soldiers flew out of the Flying Rainbow Pass, under the command of General Ma Yu, the troops pointed directly at the Qingzhou Mansion, up and down the Great Qi, inside and outside the pass, the beacon fire was in the sky, and the wolf smoke was thousands of miles.

This is a season full of spring, giving birth to countless new buds of tender green life, and also blooming countless black death flowers.