Chapter 855: Rat Poison and Child Urine!
Zhang Jike, who pulled out the dagger, thought that the two old guys must be in the bedroom.
He tiptoed and crept in.
The door was hidden, and light peeked through the cracks.
With his right hand, he slowly pushed the door open.
He wants to see the situation inside, after all, it is two people, in case anything goes wrong, then his plan will be completely ruined.
He was a cautious man, and of course, he was also a confident man.
He believes that killing the two old guys is also a matter of seconds.
"Huh? ......”
The door was pushed halfway, Zhang Jike didn't see anyone, and decided that the two old men must be on the side where the door was blocked, so everything would be too easy to do.
So, with a roar, he slammed the door open and rushed into the house,......
Inside the house, it was empty, there was nothing, and Zhang Jikebai planned a one.
"Damn, was it transferred by the police?"
Zhang Jike can only think so, listen to it, and there is no sound. I know that there is really no one in this villa.
The feeling of hunger came again, and Zhang Jike felt that it was better to find something to eat first.
The kitchen was downstairs, and he didn't dare to light the lamp, so he touched it.
There was no one downstairs, so he became more and more bold and grinned to touch the refrigerator door.
"Wow! Whew! ......”
Zhang Jike had just grabbed the refrigerator door, and a feeling of numbness and crispiness spread throughout his body.
"Damn, how can there be electricity on the refrigerator? This broken scenic spot is really no one.
If Lao Tzu was still a policeman, he would have to let it close down for rectification. ”
Zhang Jike was almost electrocuted, he was huffing and breathing, and he slowed down for a while.
He found a rag and opened the refrigerator.
The fridge was full of barbecue smells and cold beer.
It's just so cool, what is happiness?
Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.
At this time, Zhang Jike's happiness is a full meal.
He ran to the grilled lamb skewers first, but when he grabbed it, he brought out a note.
"Notes? What are these? ”
Zhang Jike, with the help of the light of the refrigerator, glanced at it, and it wrote: "Don't eat it, I just mixed rat poison." ”
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Zhang Jike was speechless, threw the mutton skewers back, and said in his heart: What kind of rat poison are you mixing? Do you still think that the scenic spot is your rural village?
"You can always drink beer, right?"
Zhang Jike picked up the beer on the side again, but saw that there was also a note on the beer: Tong Zi Urine.
After reading this note, Zhang Jike turned his head angrily and said in his heart: What are all the things in this refrigerator? It's not rat poison or boy urine? Is this still not allowing people to eat?
There is also a ham sausage below, Zhang Jike just wanted to pick it up, but with a snap, the mouse trap rang and hit Zhang Jike's hand directly.
Zhang Jike was so hurt that tears came down.
He was about to scream, but suddenly he heard a knock on the door outside. Hurriedly closed the refrigerator door, hid aside, and went to break the mouse trap.
At the same time, a little old man walked in from the kitchen door.
Zhang Jike's mouse trap hadn't been taken off yet, and he moved his body to the dark again.
Uncle Huaxia smiled and said, "Old woman? You can't even dream of it, can you? I actually came back myself. Let's have a full meal first, hum! .......”
Uncle Huaxia, sneering and grabbing the refrigerator door.
But seeing this move, Zhang Jike was secretly laughing, and said in his heart: You old thing, grab it, grab the refrigerator door, and electrocute you.
"Squeak,.......
The refrigerator door was opened, Uncle Huaxia, nothing happened. Just after opening the refrigerator door, he threw out something, and with a snap, it fell in front of Zhang Jike.
Zhang Jike picked it up and looked at it, and it turned out to be a pair of insulated gloves.
"Who are these people?"
Zhang Jike airway, but with insulated gloves, it is much easier to open the mouse trap.
At the same time, Uncle Huaxia had already brought out the mutton skewers.
"Humph! There's rat poison in there, eat you! Zhang Jike cursed again, looked at the old thing, and ate two skewers.
I didn't enjoy the skewers, and I brought out the beer.
"Hmph, rat poison, add boy urine, you old guy, you will really enjoy it. After a while, Lao Tzu will see how you foam at the mouth. Zhang Jike cursed again.
"Ahh ......”
Uncle Huaxia, took a sip and smashed his mouth beautifully.
"This old woman, afraid that I will steal food, has also laid a trap. But you don't want to think about it, who is Lao Tzu? How can I fall for you? ”
Uncle Huaxia said to himself, Zhang Jike realized at this time that it was all the old lady's strategy, afraid that his wife would steal food, so he connected the refrigerator door to the electricity, wrote a few pieces of paper, and put them on it,......
This is simply infuriating, Zhang Jike watched Uncle Huaxia finish drinking the mutton skewers and beer.
He growled in his stomach and drew his dagger again.
He couldn't let Uncle Huaxia eat it anymore. Otherwise, there will be no leftover grilled sausages.
"Uh, I'm full!"
At this moment, Uncle Huaxia burped and went out.
Zhang Jike thought about it and didn't chase it, but planned to fill his stomach first.
He opened the refrigerator door with insulated gloves, grabbed the grilled sausage inside, and shoved it into his mouth violently.
"Huh? Don't you eat it? ”
I don't know why, at this time, Uncle Huaxia turned back and saw Zhang Jike stuffing roasted sausages into his mouth.
"You old fellow, you steal so much food yourself, you don't let me eat it, I slaughtered you, do you believe it?"
Zhang Jike said angrily, and while eating violently, he threatened with a dagger.
"Kid, you don't know, it's not a big deal.
That lamb skewer is definitely not poisonous, your aunt scares people. Beer is he disgusting me.
But the grilled sausage really can't be eaten? Because if I had eaten the first two, she would have been angry. Third, she must have put something in there. Uncle Huaxia explained.
"What? What can she put in? Old guys? Tell me quickly, or I'll kill you,...... Belch! .......”
Zhang Jike grabbed his throat and wanted to spit out what he had eaten.
But how could it be so easy, suddenly, he felt his whole body itch extremely up.
"Ah, why is it so itchy? What's going on? ”
Zhang Jike couldn't take care of the Huaxia uncle in front of him, and his body rubbed vigorously at the door.
"Oh, itchy powder? It's the same old again. Luckily, it's not me. ”
Uncle Huaxia gloated. This made Zhang Jike angry, he held a dagger, like a fierce beast, and pounced on Uncle Huaxia.
"Yo, it's so fierce, if you get tickled powder, can you still move?"
Uncle Huaxia was very surprised, because he was hit by this kind of thing, he could barely bear it if he didn't move, and the more he moved, the more itchy he became! ......
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