Chapter 683: Grand Slam!

All the tanks are provided by the United States, there is no way, after all, they are the hosts, and they must provide competition equipment.

And it is precisely because of this that basically the host will take advantage of it, after all, people are familiar with performance.

When the tanks lined up, the host picked up the microphone and shouted in the venue.

"Okay, now let's start the first race, the tank race, now please adjust your radios, and when you hear the instructions, you will set off."

"Three-two-one departure!"

After the host's order, all the tank drivers stepped on the accelerator to the end.

Tanks roared out like giant beasts in the wilderness.

Some people may think that driving a tank is the same as driving an ordinary car, but according to Wang Aiguo's understanding, there is still some difference between driving a tank and driving a car.

First of all, there is a problem with the field of view of the tank, which is not as large as a normal car.

The second is that the tank uses tracks, which is different from ordinary cars, and the turning of this track is not so easy, so the tank race tests not only the driver, but also the ability of the observer.

After the tank drove out, the commanders of the United States sitting at the top were extremely excited, there was no doubt that they had seen it, and this time it must be a good start.

And this thought didn't last two minutes, when Charles and Mars, who were sitting on the top floor, noticed something unusual

"Is that tank our tank? Is the flag that ran first wrong in place? Why did the Chinese team run to the first place? ”

A major general of the United States pointed to the tank with the Chinese flag on the front, his face full of doubt.

And the people of Charles were also a little puzzled, at this time their eyes quickly scanned the tank group, and after a while, they found the tank that belonged to their country.

When they saw their own tanks, they were all stunned.

The tank was still straight when it first went out, but soon the car was driving in a twist and turn.

Well, this is not a twist and turn of their country, to be precise, it seems that except for the Chinese team, every team is crooked.

To be honest, this one is rather weird, and everyone looks at this scene in front of them with a confused expression.

"Is there something wrong with the tank?"

The major general of the United States pointed to the tank below and looked at the people of Charles with a confused expression.

Everyone shook their heads silently, they had checked the tank before the game, and there was definitely no problem, as for why it was driven like this, they didn't know.

Then after driving for a while, suddenly the upper bottom cover of a tank car was opened.

Everyone froze for a moment, and then saw one of the contestants sticking his head out of the lid of his tank, panting desperately.

Seeing this scene, everyone was even more confused, what kind of situation is this?

The contestant took a moment of breath and quickly slipped back into the tank.

The audience on the stage didn't understand what this was about, but they thought it was an example, but they didn't expect that not long after the player finished breathing, the lid of the other tank was also opened, and there was also a person in the same person who stuck his head out, gasped for breath, and then got back into the tank after a while.

Soon, this situation became the norm, anyway, the lid of the tank was opened at every turn, and then someone came up and exhaled two breaths of air, and then went down again.

And just this respite, the tanks of various countries are getting farther and farther away from the Chinese team, anyway, the Chinese team is leading all the way.

At this time, everyone in the Chinese team who knew the truth set their eyes on Wang Aiguo one by one.

Zhang Xinhao looked at Wang Aiguo in surprise, and then came to his side and whispered, "Fatty, what did you do to them?" ”

"What can I do? It was to put croton in the stinky tofu, sweet potato, and tea eggs they ate. Wang Aiguo said calmly.

Crowd: "......."

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, everyone's pupils shrank, your hand is really dark.

At this moment, everyone suddenly began to sympathize with the foreign players in the tank.

There is no doubt that it is no longer a tank, it is called a gas chamber.

Now everyone finally understands why these players open the lid and take two breaths outside at every turn, this can't breathe, this fart will die!

Soon the first round was over, and the Chinese team won without a doubt.

Soon after the end of the first round, there was a tank shooting competition, a tank racing shooting competition, and a target shooting competition.

Anyway, no matter what it is, as long as it is in this confined space, there is basically no way for players from other countries to calm down and compete.

By noon, all four competitions were over, and the Chinese team directly won a grand slam.

When watching the major general of the United States team award the gold medal to the Chinese team players with a black face, Wang Aiguo showed a knowing smile on the side.

In these years, it doesn't matter if the white cat or the black cat can catch the mouse, it is a good cat.

……

That night, the captains of the teams from various countries finally figured out this matter, and after figuring out these things, everyone felt that the Chinese team was too shameless, but I have to say that they were embarrassed to trouble others, after all, this thing is not illegal.

You said that you want chin beans to cause everyone to have diarrhea, then forget it, but the dose of croton under Wang Aiguo is not so large, at least everyone doesn't have diarrhea, it's just a simple fart, but I don't know why, this fart is really stinky and unimaginable.

Dear foreign friends, you would never have dreamed that there are people in this world who will really study the formula of fart.

……

At the end of the first day of competition, the Chinese team won the gold medal by an overwhelming margin.

Soon it was the second day of the competition

The competition on this day was a programming competition, and Wang Aiguo would participate.

As a contestant, Wang Aiguo rushed to the venue after breakfast in the morning, but before he arrived at the venue, he was blocked by a group of foreign friends halfway through.

Looking at this group of foreign friends, Wang Aiguo frowned slightly, but then showed a bright smile.

"Dare to ask all brothers, do you want to beat me?" Wang Aiguo did not hesitate to make this matter clear.

After finishing speaking, Wang Aiguo also took out his mobile phone and turned on the video, looking like I will sue you if you beat me.

A group of foreign friends looked at Wang Aiguo's appearance and were really speechless.

In this life, they have seen shameless, but they have never seen such shameless.

However, although Wang Aiguo's style is very poor, everyone still doesn't dare to do it, after all, there are already lessons from the past.

Looking at Wang Aiguo's appearance, the players of the Mi Guo team finally couldn't help it, and stepped forward and glared at Wang Aiguo angrily.

"Wang, you are not a bright man at all! Hmph, let me tell you, yesterday's trick for the second time was useless, we won't be fooled again, we will definitely give you a good look in today's game! ”

After the Mi Guo player finished speaking, a group of people nodded frantically on the side.