047 eats ink and becomes thin and golden

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin mainly did two things in his life: first, the "Chen Qiao Mutiny" was added to the yellow robe and became the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty; The second is to "release military power with a glass of wine", so that military attaches can get out of class and civilian officials will take up positions.

Zhao Ji of Song Huizong is the eighth emperor, this handsome guy has been in power for a total of 25 years, and in general he is a loser emperor. By the middle of his administration, the economy and culture were booming, and the capital, Tokyo, was already a megacity with a population of 1.5 million. At that time, the population of the big cities in the West was only 100,000. But the military aspect is not good, and it is basically in the position of being attacked.

By 1115, it was mainly the "Three Kingdoms" battle. Liao Boss (Liao State), Song Lao Er (Song Dynasty), Jin Third Brother (Jin State). At that time, the Jin Kingdom was not particularly strong, and it had not yet become the "Golden Three Fat Man". Liao Boss is the most bull B, and dealing with Song Lao Er and Jin Third Brother is to fight if he is disobedient.

In general, Song Lao Er is more honest, not only is he not bloody, but he also has no urine. was slapped with a big face, and he gave a "sweet date" to eat. It's nothing more than giving money to beautiful women.

Jin Sandi is also often beaten, not only urine, but also bloody, dare to resist and fight. was slapped in the face, and did not send sweet dates to fists. Gradually, Boss Liao didn't dare to provoke the third brother Jin, so he had to bully Song Er.

To tell the truth, Song Huizong also did some good things when he was emperor in the first three years of his reign. But as soon as the emperor's seat was secured, the artist's unique temperament was exposed, art for art's sake, and the woman drank glass after cup with "coffee".

Let's start with Zhao Ji's practice.

When Zhao Ji's calligraphy was not yet famous, there were already four calligraphers in the Song Dynasty - Su, Huang, Mi, and Cai. Su Shi Shangyi, Huang Ting Jianjian, Mi Fu Zongyi, Cai Jing (another said Cai Xiang, because the descendants annoyed Cai Jing is a big traitor, took it down, replaced by Cai Xiang) contains. Zhao Ji was very unconvinced, feeling that he was the emperor, and he couldn't be worse than them, so he worked hard to catch up with them.

For a period of time, Zhao Ji forgot to sleep and eat, practiced calligraphy hard, and did not have a "lucky" woman for seven days. This is really rare for the lustful Song Huizong.

The little eunuch who was waiting for Zhao Ji to write was called Cai Shunzi, who specialized in grinding ink. Song Huizong has a characteristic of writing, he does not like to dip ink in inkstones, but in golden bowls. Cai Shunzi prepared three golden bowls early, all of which were filled with a small half bowl of ground ink, which were placed on the right side of the case. There are three more jade cups, placed on the left side of the case, and Tieguanyin, Biluochun and Huangshan Maofeng are brewed - at that time, the West Lake Longjing was not famous, and after Emperor Qianlong loved to drink, it became famous all over the world.

Zhao Ji especially likes the words of Tang Li, and writes his noun "Poppy Beauty" vigorously, and writes it ten times before he feels satisfied!

When is the spring flower and autumn moon, and how much do you know about the past? Xiaolou had another east wind last night, so the country could not afford to look back at the moonlight.

The carved fence and jade masonry should still be there, but the face has changed. How sad can you be? It is like a river flowing eastward.

"It's done, it's done!" Zhao Ji likes to go out, praised himself again and again, picked up a golden bowl casually, took a sip, and said, "Xiao Shunzi, why is the taste of Tieguanyin so strong tonight?" ”

Cai Shunzi didn't look at it, but he was so frightened that he fell to his knees and kowtowed three times: "The slave should die!" ”

At this time, Zhao Ji realized that what he was drinking was not tea but ink, so he hurriedly rinsed his mouth with tea, used all three cups of tea, rinsed it clean, and said with a smile: "Forget it, forgive your innocence, get up." ”

"Thank you, Lord Longne!" Cai Shunzi was so happy to get up.

"Junko, what do you think of this painting?"

"One word, good; Two words, that's good; Three words, pretty good; Four words: too good to be boundless......"

Zhao Ji felt that a eunuch was a eunuch, and compliments were like that, so he waved his hand and said, "Master Xuan Cai!" ”

Zhao Ji was born in 1082 and Cai Jing was born in 1047, the latter being 35 years older than the former. At that time, Cai Jing was 70 years old, and in the cold winter, the third watch heard that the royal family wanted him to enter the palace in the middle of the night, and he had no opinion at all, and he was happy. This shows that the emperor likes himself very much, so he has a heart-to-heart talk with you.

When Cai Jing arrived, Zhao Ji was overjoyed, he didn't need to kneel down, he sat down immediately. Cai Jing saw Zhao Ji's words, couldn't sit still, looked and looked, looked and looked, slapped and said, "It's done!" ”

"Old lady, how did it happen?" Zhao Ji asked urgently.

"The emperor is self-contained, and Su, Huang, Mi, and Cai are on a par with each other!"

"It's over, it's over! - Take a closer look. ”

Zhao Ji personally held the wax lamp and moved over, Cai Jing looked at it carefully, nodded and said, "I didn't mean to compliment Your Majesty, it really happened!" ”

Zhao Ji smiled: "With the words of the old lady, I am relieved." ”

At this time, the relationship between the two is not that of a monarch and a minister, but the affirmation of one calligraphy master to another calligraphy master.

"Old lady, what do you call it good? Songti? Zhao Ti? Or is it a 'Jiren' body? Zhao Ji asked sincerely.

"It's not quite right." Cai Jing shook his head, "The emperor can't be on a par with Su, Huang, Mi, and Cai." ”

"Yes. Old lady, I'll tell you a joke......" Zhao Jixing said about eating ink.

Cai Jing was also happy, looked at the painting again and said, "I think it's more appropriate to call it a thin gold body." First, the emperor's words are thin and hard, and every stroke is like a sharp sword, which can cut iron and stone. Second, the emperor eats ink in a golden bowl and becomes a family of his own. ”

"Good!" Zhao Ji patted the case, "It's called a thin gold body." This painting is given to the old lady! ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Cai Jing was in a hurry to pick up the words.

"Wait a minute—" Zhao Ji said urgently.

"A gentleman's word - the emperor won't send me?"

"Where, where! This word is sad, so I will write two more happy words and give them to the old lady. ”

Zhao Ji picked up the pen again and wrote two sentences. Cai Jing was overjoyed when he saw it. I saw that it said-

Ask how much joy you can have, just like a river of spring water!

"Push through the old and bring forth the new." Cai Jing rolled up the "old word", picked up the "new word", and walked out, this time he didn't even say a word of thanks, and Zhao Ji changed the hexagram to go back. Because, that handwriting is so good.

"This old lady is really interesting! Like a child! Zhao Ji looked at Cai Jing's back and said with a smile.

Picking up the pen, he wrote several more words. But no matter how you look at it, it's not as good as what I wrote before, and I really regret it at this time, and I shouldn't have given those two words out in one go. But he is the emperor, and he is embarrassed to come back.

"Emperor, it's time to rest!" Cai Shunzi reminded.

"What time is it?" Song Huizong asked casually.

"It's halfway through."

"Go to Concubine Wei, the pen below, it's been useless for a long time, and I don't need to embroider it anymore!"

Concubine Wei was overjoyed when she learned of the emperor's arrival, and she was busy washing. As soon as the emperor came in, he gave Concubine Wei a dragon "nibble". Concubine Wei felt that the taste was abnormal, and she was startled when she saw it, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you are bloody, and it is all black!" ”

Song Huizong laughed: "That's not blood. ”

"What's that?"

"Skinny Golden Body!"

Concubine Wei is like a "second nun" - confused. What else did she have to say, she was thrown down on the bed by her husband, this time it was not a thin gold body, it was "brain platinum".

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