Chapter 0032 - Extremely embarrassing thing

Seeing the company commander come out, the sentry in the second platoon outside was hot and said, "I didn't panic, it's my own people, what am I panicking." It's a reporter who came, I'm afraid that you will be sluggish, and when the time comes, people will be unhappy, and the pen will be drawn under the pen, and the writing will be crooked, and the report will be all over for you. ”

The company commander said, "I know, what are you talking about, I don't want you to teach." He hurriedly walked over.

Seeing that there was a cloud of smoke above the sentry's head, the company commander impatiently criticized: "The bar is hot, you are calling you to stand guard and you smoke again, you are always undisciplined, what kind of fame!" Quickly take the cigarette out of his trouser pocket, Mo was burned again. ”

Ba poured a hot "hehe" and said, "Company commander, you old man's eyes, you were arrested again this time." I was so addicted just now that I couldn't cover it, so I won't dare next time. ”

said that he hurriedly took out the half of the cigarette butt that he had just hidden in his trouser pocket, which was still burning, and he was reluctant to throw it away, so he extinguished the pestle on his helmet and carefully put it in his jacket pocket.

There were more people in the cover department, and it was not interesting to sit alone forward, and just as I wanted to go out, I saw a large group of people surrounded by two reporters, one of whom was still a woman.

The man carried a video camera, and the woman held a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other, and caught the company commander asking questions. The man took the camera over, and when he saw the situation forward, he was really a little panicked, and hurriedly shouted "borrowed" and walked straight out.

The company commander said in broken Mandarin: "I have nothing to say, I would like to introduce you to a person, it is a recruit in my company who is advancing, seventeen years old, amazing." ”

It was really painful to speak Mandarin, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense about himself.

The female reporter grabbed him and didn't let him go: "Third Company Commander, don't pull aside, tell me how you attacked here yesterday, and how difficult it was on the road, how about it?" ”

The company commander Gu Zi said: "Xiang Qian was lost yesterday, we all thought he was gone, who knew that a person was fighting alone, killing the enemy's position, chopping melons and vegetables, taking a number of generals' heads, it was just domineering and miserable." ”

The female reporter reminded him: "It's such a third company commander, we are interviewing you now, it's you!" You've got to say something about yourself. ”

The third company commander blinked, he was indeed a person who didn't like to be on the stage, and he was most afraid of encountering such an occasion, but at this time he still said to himself: "You don't know!" Now he had just come up from there, and their platoon commander happened to be there. Move forward! Moving forward, where to go to fun? His turtle son ran away. ”

Advancing forward, they had slipped out to the outside of the grass house, and the soldiers of the guard squad who had been dispatched to escort the reporters from the regiment were waiting outside at this time, eating cigarettes one by one. These soldiers were tall and looked very formidable.

Walking forward, just as he was about to greet them, the reporter came out again with the company commander and platoon commander, followed by Zhang Shu, the company commander's correspondent, and the company's intercom operator.

The platoon commander hurriedly shouted: "Go forward, don't run the mountain, the reporter wants to interview you." What are you running? ”

He stood still and turned to wait for the reporter to come and ask questions. The female reporter hurried over, the company commander didn't enter, she was afraid that if she ran forward, there would be nothing to write and she wouldn't be able to complete the task.

The male reporter with the camera did not lag behind, and followed over to take pictures of Xiang Xiang for a while. He stopped suddenly, then pointed a finger and asked, "Comrade Xiang, are your pants open?" It's quite unsightly. ”

Everyone followed the photojournalist's guidance and looked at the brother's pants.

The company commander looked at it and panicked: "Brother Xiang, do you know if you were shot?" It's opened, it's opened, are the second and little brother below you still there? ”

The soldiers of the guard squad who came to escort all laughed "haha", and the female reporter was so embarrassed that her face was flushed with shame.

"Ge Laozi, you don't know how to beat your second child? Hygienist ...... Ge Laozi, where is the hygienist going? "The company commander was looking for a hygienist.

The clerk reported: "Report to the company commander, the health officer has gone to a platoon of positions to garrison, where the enemy is the most engaged, and you sent him with the instructor yesterday afternoon. ”

The company commander patted his head and said, "It's a mountain, why did I forget, the instructor was seriously injured and carried back, and he didn't come up yet." Say a word to your brother, are you still there? ”

Xiang Qian's face was red, he nodded like a chicken eating rice, and said, "In, in, in, it's okay, I fought during the day yesterday, and there was nothing at all." ”

As he spoke, he couldn't help but clamp his legs tightly, and he didn't dare to relax at all.

"No wonder you're running. Clerk, you used to block the elder brother upside down, and it was inconvenient for a lesbian to be here. The company commander ordered.

The guards squad directly under the regiment escorted the fighters and just laughed. The platoon leader said, "What are you laughing at?" "Followed, behind the forward, one after the other with the clerk, and went forward into the grass house.

He wiped the sweat from his face and said, "This time I'm laughing to death, you guys hurry up and get a pair of pants for me to wear." ”

The clerk said, "Ho ho ho, where is it?" Well, I've got a needle and thread here to help you connect the holes. ”

The platoon commander also smiled and said: "Ho ho ho, if you want it, just do it like that, hurry up, the reporters outside are still waiting to get up." I didn't know what was going on on the position, so I called back and told the deputy platoon commander for a while. ”

Xiang Qian said: "After fighting for a day or two, it is estimated that the enemy is also tired, and it will not be able to move until night, and the fog will dissipate during the day, so it should be fine." ”

The platoon commander replied: "Ho, yes, why do you say so much so justified when you turn around from that side?" ”

The clerk crouched on the ground and used a needle and thread to sew him forward and behind the front crotch. After a few minutes, everything was done, and I told him to walk forward and take a few steps.

After honestly taking a few steps forward, the clerk said, "If you want it, it's quite possible." ”

As soon as he said it, platoon commander Zhang Xingwu also said: "If you want it, you will be done." ”

Looking forward to see that the platoon commander's expression was wrong, he saw him biting his lip and flashing to the side, and when he looked down, his face immediately cried and mourned: "Zhang Wenwen, you are really good at craftsmanship, you are so ridiculous, how can I see people?" ”

The platoon commander finally couldn't help it and laughed.

Zhang Wenwen said: "There's no way, it's good to be ashamed, brother!" It's better than you showing up and swaying. ”

Forward hurriedly asked, "What?" I just showed up, swaying? ”

While he was talking, a man came in and said, "Let me come." ”

As soon as he looked up, he saw the female reporter walking towards him, his face immediately turned red, and he shook his hands wildly: "No, no, no." ”

The female reporter was angry when she heard this, and her eyes puffed out: "What's not good?" I said yes! ”

He panicked and said, "Right here?" ”

The female reporter replied, "You go into the tunnel, take off your pants and take them out." ”

Moving forward or refusing, he said, "How can this be?" How do I take my pants out? I don't do it! ”

The female reporter scolded: "Are you a pig? Don't you know that the delivery person will go in with you to get it? You're still not a man, what are you doing with your mother-in-law? Find a comrade-in-arms to go in with you! Come on. ”

This makes a lot of sense, and he nodded forward again and again: "Okay, okay, Zhang Wenwen, then please trouble you and follow me in." ”