Uh, Nima, so unlucky?

Yin Li led the way to the side hall of the Guozijian in the eunuch, and saw Kong Yingda sitting on the first master's seat, and secretly shouted in his heart that he was in trouble, and through the princes and princesses sitting obediently and honestly under the seat, it can be seen that this Kong Yingda is still very handy, otherwise he will not be able to accept these princes and princesses.

Kong Yingda saw that Yin Li was late, and snorted coldly, and the prince and the princess looked at the door of the hall together, and when they saw the new master who was not much older than them, there were dazed, stunned, surprised, and playful expressions.

So hanging?

The prince and the princesses had the same idea in their minds, Yin Li was really too dick, he was deliberately late on the first day he took office, and Kong Yingda, who had to inspect for so long, was really a courageous cow.

After going through the fierce wind and waves, he didn't pay attention to Kong Yingda's hostile gaze, and stepped forward generously and decently, hugged his fists and smiled: "I have seen Confucius in the future!" ”

Kong Yingda snorted coldly as if she was off the horse, and said very hard in every way without giving face: "Hmph... The old man has heard that the male in Yin County is eight years old, and the old man wants to ask for advice......"

"Good!"

Li Yun suddenly shouted hello, when Kong Yingda looked over, Li Yun looked at the top of the hall as if nothing had happened, Kong Yingda was so angry that he trembled, Li Yun was a restless guy, this guy didn't make a mistake Kong Yingda had no choice but to sprinkle his anger on Yin Li's head.

Li Zhi is considered to have known Yin Li, and secretly betrayed behind Kong Yingda to support Yin Li, and supported Yin Li to defeat the evil Confucius, Li Zhi hoped that Yin Li would win and frustrate the prestige of Confucius, who relied on the old and betrayed the old.

Yin Li directly ignored Li Zhi, and said with a fist in the name of peace: "Confucius is a holy Confucian, so there is no need to ...... with him."

Kong Yingda snorted coldly, very faceless, and sneered when he opened his mouth: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!" (To paraphrase, hehe...... ）

Nima, why is this so familiar?

Yin Li was stunned and couldn't believe his ears, Kong Yingda actually popped out a little skillful couplet, although Yin Li was not very good at classical Chinese, but he couldn't hear the meaning of Kong Yingda's play of text humiliation.

It's war!

The prince and the princesses watched the play with great interest to see how the new master dealt with Confucius. Although they don't like Kong Yingda either, Kong Yingda has imprinted an indelible nightmare on them.

Since Kong Yingda didn't give face and humiliated himself with literary crepe words, Yin Li didn't politely fight back directly: "Ten words are vain, nine or eight hundred are lonely, seven emotions and six desires are confused, and there is no distinction between four and three heads, and one raccoon dog is a hill!"

It's so domineering!

The princes looked at Yin Li in amazement, but they didn't expect that the young master in front of him was really a little unexpected, and he actually made Kong Yingda tremble, I am afraid that in addition to Cheng Biting Jin, only Yin Li in front of him dared to be so angry with Kong Yingda.

The princesses had little stars in their eyes, and suddenly felt that the handsome master in front of them was so cute, did he come to rescue them from the clutches? Unconsciously Yin Li was impressed in the eyes of this group of princesses.

It's neat!

The angry Kong Yingda was scolded back by Yin Ligong, scolding him in disguise for not distinguishing between right and wrong, not being able to see the truth clearly, and being confused is no different from playing hooligan.

Kong Yingda, who had been so humiliated, blushed, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "What kind of rat? Who? How dare you? ”

Ni Mei? Still coming? The hermit scolds himself for being a rat, right? You don't die, I'm angry!

How could Yin Li not hear the meaning of Kong Yingda's words, this bad old man was so ruthless, he actually insulted him with literary crepe, endlessly, right? Brother doesn't make a threat, when I hello Kitt cat, let you pick it up?

Okay, then you're welcome, Yin Li sneered, and sneered with a pun: "The rat is the eye, and the eye is the rat!" ”

Kong Yingda was so angry by Yin's words that he pointed out: "You ......"

Yin Li straightened his waist and said, "Confucius, your way of speaking is called in rhetoric. ”

It was unwise to quarrel with Yin Li, and when he came to his senses, Kong Yingda snorted coldly and said: "Hmph, don't be embarrassed, you want to be a master, okay, the old man will test you, if you can satisfy the old man, the old man will not embarrass you." ”

Yin Li lightly clenched his fists and said, "Please advise!" ”

It's already come to this point, Yin Li has nothing to be afraid of, he still has to come, as long as this old man doesn't take the Four Books and Five Classics or something, he can still play with his wit.

The princesses looked at Yin Li dumbfounded, but they didn't expect that in the battle between Yin Li and Kong Yingda, Yin Li actually won steadily, so angry that Kong Yingda's momentum weakened a lot, and he didn't have a temper to assess whether Yin Li was qualified to teach.

Kong Yingda deliberately made it difficult and said: "Yin County men are talented in learning eight buckets, the old man wants to learn Yin County male poems, please Yin County male poems spring, summer, autumn and winter four seasons poems." ”

So ruthless?!

The princes and princesses were stunned by Kong Yingda's difficult assessment, and they played poems in spring, summer, autumn and winter on the spot, which was obviously impossible, even Kong Yingda himself could not write poems.

Yin Li was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed and said confidently: "Haha, okay, what you said, what if I win?" ”

Kong Yingda looked at the confident Yin Li in surprise, hesitated for a while and gritted his teeth and said, "If you win, the old man will no longer bother you in the future." ”

Just waiting for your words, Yin Li said happily: "Okay, "Happy Rain on a Spring Night" knows the season of good rain, when spring happens." Dive into the night with the wind, moisturizing things silently. The wild trails are dark, and the river boats are bright. Xiao looks at the red wet place, and the flowers are heavy in the official city. ”

Kong Yingda's eyes lit up and exclaimed: "Good poem!" ”

Although Kong Yingda was very annoyed by the arrogant Yin Li, but as soon as Yin Li opened his mouth, it was a famous poem, Kong Yingda had to admire this good poem "Happy Rain on a Spring Night", of course, he didn't know that there were more than 300 Tang poems in Yin Li's mind.

In the admiring eyes of the princes and princesses, Yin Li leisurely and leisurely put his hands behind his back and continued: ""Summer Night Sigh" is never twilight, and the heat poisons my intestines. The wind blows my clothes. Haotian is out of the moon, and the dense forest extends the light. The bitter nights of midsummer are short, and the ...... is slightly cool."

Kong Yingda muttered Yin Li's "Summer Night Sigh", at this moment he was impressed by Yin Li, and came to another famous poem by the way, which shows that Yin Li is really a genius.

In Kong Yingda's fanatical gaze, Yin Li pondered for a while, pretended to meditate for a while, and said: ""Midnight Autumn Song" Chang'an is a month, and thousands of households pound clothes. The autumn wind blows endlessly, and it is always a jade relationship. He Riping Hulu, the beloved man went on an expedition. ”

Without waiting for Kong Yingda to reminisce, Yin Li said again in one breath: "Thousands of mountains and birds in "Jiang Xue" flew away, and thousands of people disappeared. Lonely boat, fishing alone in the cold river and snow. Confucius, are you satisfied? ”

Kong Yingda lost his face, shook his head and sighed lightly: "That's it, that's it, the old man has taken it, the old man has offended many places before, and he still looks at the men in Yin County, don't blame, the old man will leave!" ”

After the ashamed Kong Yingda finished speaking, he had no face to stay, and Yin Li's four poems in spring, summer, autumn and winter in one go had deeply impressed Kong Yingda, and he was really shameless to continue to lose face.