Chapter 56 Liu Ling's Offensive Methods

Underestimate women? Underestimate a big Han woman? Anyway, since Yun Lang came to Dahan, he has never dared to underestimate a woman.

On the contrary, none of the women he met were women within the scope of his normal acquaintance.

Compared with men, they live more delicately and decisively.

Since Zhuo Ji, he has never taken any advantage of women, whether it is Changping, Gillian, Su Zhi, or Liu Ling.

The only thing Yun Lang can surpass them is two thousand years of knowledge!

If these insights are stripped away, Yun Lang believes that even a dog in the Han Dynasty is unwilling to look at him more, let alone the proud women of these days.

Zhuo Ji wanted financial freedom, she wanted personal freedom, so she got everything she wanted.

Changping has been practicing martial arts since childhood, and when she grows up, she has become a tool for the royal family to win over the nobles, even so, she still struggles endlessly, and fights for the greatest rights for herself in the most unfavorable environment.

Gillian not to mention, before Yun Lang came, she was just caught in a mood of self-pity and couldn't extricate herself, once she began to wake up, a noble goddess like a goddess with a thousand rays of light came to the world.

Su Zhi seems naïve, but she approached those wounded soldiers with a fearless spirit, and through the treatment of those wounded soldiers, her medical skills have been brought into full play, thus laying a solid foundation for her to open a medical center in Chang'an.

And Liu Ling, a woman who exudes a desire for power all over her body, in order to achieve her goal, she despises all rituals in the world, and does not hesitate to take great risks and take difficult paths, she firmly believes that her efforts will receive fruitful fruits.

Who dares to underestimate such a woman, and who is qualified to underestimate it, even if Yun Lang prides himself on being smart, he is oppressed by these women.

Liu Ling sat on the platform all night, and at dawn, she cleaned up the platform, and then came to the door of Yun Lang's room with a basin of water, waiting for Yun Lang to wake up from his sleep.

Yun Lang did not refuse Liu Ling's kindness, rinsed his mouth, washed his face, and said to Liu Ling: "I don't have the strength to help you achieve your goals, I can only do a little thing, I just wish you smooth sailing in the future."

I don't ask you to be kind to the people of the world, I just ask you to be kind to those Han people who were taken away by the Xiongnu for the sake of the fact that everyone is in the same line as China. ”

"When I arrived in the Xiongnu, those Han people were the only relatives I could rely on, and I knew what to do without you saying it.

Sir, since you have taught me the way to protect myself, then, Mr. should also have a way to attack, and please give me advice! ”

Yun Lang smiled: "What kind of attack do you want!" ”

Liu Ling gritted his teeth and said: "Killing people is invisible!" ”

Yun Lang looked at Liu Ling and said, "You should be more familiar with this aspect than me. ”

"I'm going to kill someone who no one knows how to kill after that."

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "As far as I know, anyone who teaches people this method will not end well, so you better find it yourself." ”

"Is there such a method in the hands of the sir?"

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "No!" ”

Liu Ling saw that Yun Lang refused simply, and knew that he could not force it, so he thanked Yun Lang deeply, and went to the Yun family's cook to learn the ability to catch the appetite of the military ministers.

Cao Xiang always looked at Yun Lang when he was eating at noon, but Yun Lang sat as steady as Mount Tai, and opened his mouth several times to ask, but finally forcibly held back.

After Huo Qu's illness came back, Cao Xiang pulled Huo Qu's illness to the side and muttered, constantly pointing to Yun Lang who was sleeping under the willow tree.

"Is there really something in this world that kills people invisible?" Cao Xiang dragged Huo Quzhi to Yun Lang's side and asked impatiently.

Yun Lang sighed and said, "No! ”

Cao Xiang hurriedly said: "Really not? ”

Yun Lang sat up helplessly and said to Cao Xiang seriously: "What does it mean to kill people invisibly?" To put it bluntly, after you kill someone, no one else knows, even if you kill invisibly.

If you explain it this way, there are so many ways to do it, Ah Xiang, and you know more than I know. ”

Cao Xiang grabbed his head and said: "My mother said that clever doctors are basically clever killers, and I just want to know a few of the simplest and easiest methods." ”

Yun Lang smiled, looked at Huo Quzhi and said, "Do you think I like to kill people very much?" ”

Huo Quzhi took a bite of the vegetable melon in his hand and said, "You are the one who kills the most among us!" ”

Yun Lang was stunned, he calculated a little, and found that what Huo Quzhi said seemed to be true.

He didn't dare to say that he could kill people invisibly, at least in front of the First Emperor buried in the huge mausoleum beside him.

Killing people with radioactive materials was also a very high-level killing act in the era in which Yun Lang lived.

Yun Lang knew that lead was a good thing that killed people invisibly, at least the male nobles of the Roman Empire in the West liked to use lead to make wine bottles, wine glasses to drink, and have fun.

Also because of the whitening effect of lead, the ladies of the Roman Empire liked to apply it to their faces to please men.

The result of this is obvious, their children and grandchildren were badly harmed, and it is said that the Roman nobles of this era rarely gave birth to healthy children.

It also caused them to die inexplicably at a young age.

Also, if you have a desire to kill. The mercury in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor is also an indispensable must-have for home travel.

Yun Lang was tossed very badly by that thing, and until now, he was not sure if he had really expelled all that terrifying thing from his body.

Thinking of this, Yun Lang really wanted to eat carrots......

How to be kind to others, this needs to be taught well, as for how to harm people, Yun Lang feels that there is no need to teach, the people he knows are bad enough, and there is no need to teach them worse.

No matter what the world is like, heaven and earth are moving according to his laws.

The wheat is yellow, this is the busiest time for the Yun family, compared to the spring silkworm on the cocoon mountain, this time it is everyone in the Yun family who is busy.

The good weather for the summer harvest is only a few days, and if you miss it, you will fight a famine for the year.

Raising silkworms is to make money, but farming is a struggle to fill the stomach, which is more important, and the Yun family is very clear.

Yun Lang has never been a good farmer!

Others were stung by Mai Mang, at most a little itchy, he was different, his back was touched by Mai Mang, and then soaked with sweat, his back became a red piece.

"Tap! Compress it with ice water, right with ice water! ”

"You're sick! You actually use well water...... Oops, it's in the pants! ”

"You go away, don't touch my pants!"

Whenever Yun Lang roared, Liu Ling laughed very happily.

has lived in the cloud family for almost a month, and no one recognizes her as a noble lord.

The head is wrapped in a blue linen cloth, the body is wearing a yellow linen shirt, and the feet are wearing a pair of ox-eared linen shoes.

"Cold noodles are good, but what are you learning this for? The Huns did not have such a thing as wheat, only grass seeds to eat. ”

"Lamb tripe is a good thing, but it has to be cleaned up, and when cooking, you should also pay attention to remove the peculiar smell, and then cut it into shreds and salad, which is a first-class deliciousness."

"When cooking beef, you must pay attention, this thing is easy to shrink, you can't cook it like this, boiling a pound of raw beef into half a pound is a ruined behavior.

Remember, the taste of boiled pork is actually the result of a liquid exchange, replacing the juice in the meat with a rich broth, and then waiting until you reach this level to talk about your cooking skills. ”

"Your sister, don't always think about how to get the poison into the meat, cook well, if you ask about this again, I won't eat what you cooked, I want to live a few more years."

By the way, how did you manage to flirt with a man with poison in his mouth at the same time?

I think it takes a lot of heart to do this! ”

"What? Throwing poison in the water? Stream? I don't know who did it, but ah, it's a standard hooliganism to say toxicity without a dose!

You don't have so many machine pills, although the configuration of the machine pills is not difficult, but if I don't touch this thing, I won't touch it to death! ”