I looked next to me to look for a reference, saw a table that was not too big or small, and said, "I want this table to be so big!" By the way, find me another barrel with ink in it, and go ahead! ”

Since you want such a big thing, what does this county lord want to do? Yunmo was puzzled behind the curtain.

After a while, the two little eunuchs searched for the paper and the wooden barrel, which was filled with black ink. I also brought a very large brush.

This last time, the county lord didn't explain to them, they took a relatively small paper and a small inkstone, and the county lord told them.

Now the county lord did not tell them to take a big brush, but they still remembered it with their clever brains, so that the county lord had no reason to talk about them.

The county lord smiled and said, "It's quite smart, I know to bring a big brush, but did I say that I want to write with a brush?" ”

What do you need to use to write without a brush? Do you want to use dun cloth? The eunuchs were thinking that the county lord stepped forward directly, grabbed a eunuch by the collar, dragged his body, and pressed his head into the barrel. The eunuch next to him was panicked and didn't know what to do.

The eunuch, whose head was held down in the barrel, struggled, thinking that the lord of the county would drown in the barrel. I didn't expect the county lord to just press his head inside and put him up in a few seconds.

When he thought he was free, the county lord lifted his body again, and his head was facing forward, and he went straight up to the paper hanging on the wall!

I saw that the county lord was holding the head of the little eunuch and wrote four words on the paper: "A generation of young females." ”

After writing, he threw the little eunuch in his hand to another little eunuch on the ground.

The county lord admired his masterpiece for a moment, then turned to look at the other little eunuch who had not been written.

Frightened, the little eunuch hurriedly begged for mercy: "The county lord spares his life, spares his life, the county lord!" ”

"You begged for mercy so quickly, what kind of man are you!" The county lord glanced at the little eunuch with disdain.

The little eunuch hurriedly explained: "What the county lord said is right, our little eunuch is not a man at all. ”

How dare you talk back? The county lord was a little angry in his heart. Suddenly, he turned the other way with a piece of paper: "Okay, I'll use you to write that you're not a man!" ”

Just as he was about to step forward to clean up the little eunuch, he suddenly heard a familiar voice:

"Slave Wei Zhongxian greets the county lord and Chitose, the assassin didn't frighten the county lord when he broke into the palace just now?" Wei Zhongxian said outside the door with four brocade guards.

The county lord inside replied: "It's okay, this county lord is practicing calligraphy, dissipate his anger!" ”

After listening to it, he knew that the county lord was fine, and he was about to take the four people behind him to check elsewhere, but he suddenly heard a different voice. Immediately suspected that the assassin was in the county lord's house, and in any case, the county lord's safety was paramount.

"The slave can't rest assured, it's better to check it out, so that the county lord is safe." With that, he gestured to the four people behind him and led them into the house.

As soon as they walked in the door, they didn't even see the county lord, and a little eunuch with a face covered in ink fell in front of them.

Wei Zhongxian looked at the county lord with suspicious eyes, only to see that the county lord was gearing up, and there were four big words behind him: "Gelding dog go away" Suddenly he was embarrassed in his heart, looked at the little eunuch on the ground and said:

"The county lord is resting, and I want you to leave quickly." The two little eunuchs were not moved at all, but looked in the direction of the county lord, and Wei Zhongxian's heart suddenly rose: "Get out!" Useless stuff! ”

The two little eunuchs crawled out, Wei Zhongxian looked at the county lord Pi Xiaoqi and did not smile: "The county lord's martial arts are world-famous, it seems that the assassin does not dare to offend the county lord's Feng Wei, it is the slave who is too worried and takes his leave." ”

With that, he led the four little followers to the door.

The county lord stood in place, watching them with a smile on his face, and watched them go, and the county lord put away the smile on his face.

The maid beside him hurriedly ran to the county lord: "County lord, these words you wrote are really too panicked. ”

The county lord could snort: "This Wei Zhongxian is really getting more and more arrogant, if I don't go out to catch a few assassins to show his majesty, his arrogance will only get stronger and stronger!" ”

Yunmo saw that Wei Zhongxian was gone, and it was time for him to leave.

But then the words rolled in his eyes, and he seemed to think of a wonderful note,

So, he touched the floor-to-ceiling mirror on the back, the mirror overturned, and in an instant, Yunmo had been thrown onto the table by the county lord.

The county lord looked at the visitors, and the more he looked, the more interesting it became. It turned out that the assassin who had been caught in the palace for a long time was hiding in her own room, and it seemed that today was the time for her to show her majesty.

Before Yunmo came to the palace, he was tolerated. So, Mei Xiang doesn't know him now.

Yun Mo saw that Mei Xiang had been looking at him, so he hurriedly wrapped his clothes tightly, pretending to be shy, and said: "How can there be a big girl like this, staring at people all the time, you won't be looking handsome and nymphoac, right?" The girls in the palace are like this, looking at people without even blinking their eyes. ”

Holding the county lord finally couldn't listen anymore, he retorted: "Hey! What are you, you assassin? I've called for someone to arrest you! ”

Assassin? This is really wronged Yunmo: "Hey! No, I'm not an Assassin, I'm just passing through. ”

"Passing through your realm? Who are you? The county lord looked at Yunmo dressed in white, and he didn't look like the legendary assassin.

Yunmo smiled in his heart, and according to the plot that was originally Hao Ren in his previous life, he brought himself in.

Make up your mind to have a good time with this Meixiang County Lord, who let her bully herself when she was a child.

"Hmph, you said that you were shaking your majesty, and you said that you were a generation of heroes, and you didn't even know about it? My nickname is my nickname Boxing Domination, kicking Kyushu Island, Yushu Linfeng Demon thousands of girls are vigorous, the first of the top ten handsome men, the martial arts living dictionary Weilong hero Hao Shuai is also! After that, he twisted his ass in a daze.

The county lord snorted and laughed: "Hao Shuai, how can there be such a scoundrel name, if you are the first of the top ten handsome men with your appearance, then my cousin Yunmo must be the first of the top ten ugly men." ”

Yunmo? The corners of Yunmo's mouth twitched. Said lightly: "Hmph, I have the mastery of the eight major sects, if I am in a good mood, I can also teach you a lesson, now your uncle and I are hungry, go and prepare something for me to eat!" ”

The county lord crossed his waist and snorted: "I just used one move to get you out, are you still a martial arts master?" Martial arts are so ordinary, bragging! ”

This is very embarrassing. stood up, scratched his ears and cheeks and explained: "I was looking at you in there just now, you are very smart, and I want to teach you martial arts, so I deliberately let you find out." Well, I think you're okay. ”

is still hard-mouthed, the county lord thought about it, anyway, he has itchy hands now, so he asked Yunmo to accompany him through two tricks.

(End of chapter)