After school, Li Fuzi left Li Ruyu to eat.

Little Lori Zhou Xiaoxiao didn't leave, Li Fuzi just looked at her dotingly, and said with a smile that childhood sweethearts are really good, and then they began to sing with their wives.

Little Lori is not yet at the age of shyness, she smiled crisply, not ashamed, "Yes, yes, I am Brother Yu'er's little daughter-in-law, I still have to wash his clothes and cook." ”

The master choked and ate a bowl of dog food.

But it's heartwarming.

So the smoke of the cooking by the private school was filled, and Li Ruyu cooked Zhou Xiaoxiao and lit the fire.

Li Fuzi looked at the scenery of the village comfortably.

While eating, a man and a woman came out under the shade of the poplar tree, and the man pinched his tone - uh, it was probably the so-called dragon and tiger step, domineering.

It's just that the shabby rhubarb robe and crown hat with straw sandals are embarrassing.

Sun Widower didn't think so, and his spirit was tight.

Next to him was the widow Wang, who probably turned out the jewelry at the bottom of the box, and inserted all of them in her hair, but there was a little bit of jewelry, wearing a red wedding dress and a modified dress, with a "phoenix" embroidered on it, but it was actually similar to the muddy hen in the yard.

Originally, like the wife of the official eunuch's family, she walked slowly and slowly for more than ten meters, feeling tired and troublesome, and still striding meteors.

There is no elegance in the slightest.

is still a country woman who can't get on the stage.

Sun Widower stared at her.

The widow smiled hehehe, didn't think it was wrong, and still went her own way.

The two came to the private school and sat down with a big grin, Li Fuzi glanced at them, unmoved and continued to drink, Li Ruyu held back his smile, and ate quietly without squinting.

In fact, eating is really a major life event for Li Ruyu.

Zhou Xiaoxiao was happy, put down the dishes and chopsticks and shouted crisply: "Aunt Wang, do you want to remarry, why did you put on a wedding dress." ”

Sun Widower was slightly annoyed, raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Children don't know how to talk nonsense, this is called the queen's crown dress and phoenix crown and xia veil, which is completely different from the wedding dress!" ”

Zhou Xiaoxiao pouted.

It's a wedding dress......

Li Fuzi coughed, "What do you want to do, widower Sun?" ”

Widow Sun smiled and said: "Master Li, my Da'an Kingdom needs a resourceful prime minister, and you, a foreign master, are the most literate in Fanmian Village, so I have decided to give you the title of national teacher of my Da'an Kingdom!" ”

After speaking, he took out a yellow cloth from his arms, "This is the holy decree that sealed you, put it away!" ”

Li Ruyu snorted, choked, and suddenly blushed and coughed...... For the first time in my life, choking on a meal, feeling guilty in my heart, wasting food in my own eyes, is a felony.

Zhou Xiaoxiao handed over a glass of water in a panic, and then smoothed his back for him, complaining, "Why are you so careless." ”

Like a thoughtful little adult.

Well, the term "little lady" may be more appropriate.

Li Fuzi looked at the "holy decree" lightly, looked up at the sunset, there was no sunset, the weather was extremely hot, and smiled, the smile was full of irony, the Son of Heaven couldn't get on the boat, and he needed to be sealed by a wild emperor?

It's funny.

"Sun widower, I remember that your house is in the west of the village, and there is a large bamboo forest behind the house?"

Sun Widower was a little surprised.

Li Fuzi continued: "It should be very cool. ”

Sun Widower didn't react for a while, and nodded, "Of course it's cool, that's my place of dragon prosperity, and in a few days, I will build a big construction project and build the palace, and the private school of the national teacher will be changed into a court hall for political discussion." ”

Li Fuzi raised his eyebrows, looking disdainful, "Then you don't want to go back?!" ”

Where to stay cool.

Li Ruyu and Zhou Xiaoxiao were secretly happy when they heard the words, and the master spoke at a high level.

The widow did not understand.

Sun Widower finally understood, and his feelings turned around to let him get out, his face turned red like a pig's liver, "Master Li, don't toast and don't eat and drink, let you be a national teacher, that is to look up to you, believe it or not, I demolished your private school!" ”

Li Fuzi drank wine comfortably, his face was full of vicissitudes, and he ignored Sun Widower.

Having been bored, Widow Sun took Widow Wang to scold and scold, and when she walked away, she didn't forget to turn around and jump on her feet and shout: "Master Li, you are an egg!" ”

Li Fuzi laughed it off.

Fools in the countryside.

Li Ruyu was a little worried, "Master, if they make such a fuss, will they alarm the government, this is going to kill their heads." ”

"You can live if you do evil in heaven, but you can't live if you do it yourself." Li Fuzi suddenly became colorful, "Ru Yu, be a man like this, when you are upright, you can't take shortcuts, you must know that between the heavens and the earth, there is a magnificent avenue of green and green righteousness, everything is predetermined and considered, everything in the world has its own rules, follow the trend and contradict the trend for a thought, clearly distinguish yourself to fit the trend, and finally have to ride the green clouds one day, and watch the righteousness of the avenue, which is a gentleman's body." ”

Li Ruyu nodded, "Students are taught." ”

Little Lori smiled like a flower, as if she understood or not, but she followed in a proud crisp voice: "The students are also taught." ”

Li Fuzi knocked her on the forehead with chopsticks, "Do you understand? ”

Girl, you don't understand.

Man, before heaven and earth, is as small as an ant.

Li Qinglian, who once fought wine and poems for 300 times and broke armor with a sword, is now in this world, walking on thin ice can only be a private school master, with thousands of talents in his chest, but he does not dare to express a single bit.

There was a little drunk, lying and singing to step on the clouds, and Wang Lun's chic pleasure was given by the Peach Blossom Pond.

Maybe one day, Qiu Huer, the daughter of the five-flowered horse, will exchange for fine wine.

Maybe one day, ten steps to kill a person, the matter is over.

What day......

Li Fuzi looked sideways at Li Ruyu, the young man was eating with chopsticks, eating very slowly, seriously and carefully, as if he was savoring an old story that had been thousands of years old.

Every piece of rice and every piece of food is precious.

Maybe, we have to wait for this big fish of the Northern Underworld to rise to the clouds.

The wine in the pot was drunk in one gulp.

Today and drunk.

Returning home from the private school, Li Ruyu was a little worried, and explained softly to Zhou Xiaoxiao: "Sun Widower is so tormented, the people in the village are afraid that they will be fooled, Xiaoxiao, you go home and tell Aunt Zhou, don't believe Sun Widower's nonsense." ”

Although the village is isolated from the world, it is not sure that this matter will spread out.

If the government knows that someone in Fanmian Village is called the emperor, he will definitely come to exterminate it, and for those officials outside, this is a political achievement, so when the time comes, Sun Widower is afraid that he will be killed.

Little Lori nodded, and immediately became happy, "Actually, I think it's quite fun." ”

Li Ruyu rolled his eyes helplessly.

After finishing housework, while the sky was not dark, Li Ruyu came to the private school, and Li Fuzi stood on the riverside with his hands in his hands, drunk and smoky.

"Master."

Li Fuzi didn't look back, "Oh, go and stand at the beach." ”

Li Ruyu was stunned, "It's hard to stand firm in the turbulent water, does the master want me to catch a few fish?" ”

The Master was silent.

Li Ruyu had no choice but to go into the water, the hip-deep pool of water rolled down by the terrain, surging, unable to stand firm at all, constantly being swept back by the current, accidentally washed down, and suddenly soaked.

Li Fuzi turned around and walked to the private school, "In the future, sooner or later, you will try to stand firm in the beach water, and then walk from the beach to the beach." ”

Li Ruyu looked sad.

This beach is fierce, even the young and strong men in the village, it is not easy to stand firm, let alone walk from the beach to the beach.

Master, what is this doing?

Li Fuzi walked into the backyard of the private school, and looked at the long sword on the bedroom wall that was bought back and let Li Ruyu hang it and now fell a layer of dust, his eyes were blazing.

I've never touched this sword before......

Sun widower continued to make trouble, and there was a fear that something big would happen in Fanmian Village.

I can't hold a sword.

But Li Ruyu can, he doesn't have the poetic immortal talent of fighting wine and poetry for three hundred, so what about the ranger style of a sword armor breaker?