Chapter 9: Blood in the Night
Someone woke Li Xuan up early the next morning, and then smeared a lot of things on his face like a drama actor, and let him wear the yellow robe embroidered with a dragon or a snake.
After finishing dressing and coming out, I saw that Liu Bagou, Chen Butcher, Fang Dongquan and other bandits' nests were already waiting, and these people were all dressed in new clothes, and even the tattered Taoist robe on Liu Bagou was patched.
Originally, Liu Bagou's robe was not only old, but the cuffs had already been torn into strips, but now it had been sewn with rags, but the robe looked a little unsightly after being sewn in broken steps.
Other people's clothes are much better, for example, Fang Dongquan, the bandit leader, is wearing a brocade robe that he didn't know where to snatch it, but the brocade robe obviously doesn't fit, so that he is a little loose on him, and he also wears a fur coat on a hot day, and he is not afraid of heat rash.
After seeing Li Xuan come out, Liu Bagou, who was standing at the head of everyone, immediately stepped forward: "Your Majesty, today is a day of great joy, congratulations to Your Majesty!" ”
After two days of adaptation, Li Xuan didn't care about them calling themselves emperor, majesty or anything, anyway, he was now making up his mind to flee from this place in two days, and let Liu Bagou and Fang Dongquan play their own games.
He waved his hand and said flat.
Since he has decided to play a scene with them, even if he feels uncomfortable, Li Xuan still does his role as the emperor of the ravine, otherwise, who knows what Liu Bagou will do, maybe he will pull Li Xuan to spray a lot of words about etiquette and humility, the way of the monarch and the minister.
After this visit, Liu Bagou transformed from the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty to a ceremonial official and many other roles, directing the illiterate Fang Dongquan and others to hold many matters related to marriage.
In this process, Li Xuan inevitably had to be a puppet, running around as the protagonist of this marriage, such as worshipping ancestors, and then going to meet Madame Bai, and even Lear Bi They also made a wooden platform to act as the Temple of Heaven, so that Li Xuan had a unique 'sacrifice to the sky' ceremony.
In this nondescript ceremony, Li Xuan did whatever Liu Bagou said, as if the person who got married today was not him, and he was expressionless throughout the whole process.
And Mrs. Bai also watched coldly, without the slightest joy in her son's marriage, if it weren't for Bai Yunqi, she would probably spray Liu Bagou with blood.
However, Li Xuan's sister Princess Huichen was very happy, she liked to be lively, she ran around, and when she was happy, she also played a game of marrying with a few children in the bandits' den.
Relying on more than 100 catties of fat, she forced a handsome little boy to be her husband, and she was ashamed to kiss someone's face full of saliva, and the little boy cried, ran back to his mother, and refused to come out to play with Huichen again.
This little kid still doesn't know that the rebellion he is playing is going to punish the Nine Clans, and now it's so lively to play.
However, Miss Dong's expression surprised him a little, when the welcoming team composed of a group of bandits arrived at the wooden house where she lived, there was no big fuss as Li Xuan expected, and she wanted to die or live, but wore a red wedding dress and quietly got on the simple bamboo sedan chair.
However, the maid who followed on the side was crying and crying, with a look of grievance, and some sturdy old mothers on the side wanted to come forward to teach her a lesson, so that she should not cry and cry, but the little maid immediately showed a mouthful of white and neat teeth.
When the old mother saw this tooth, she couldn't help but shudder, this maid belongs to a dog, she was just bitten by this little maid two days ago, and now it still hurts.
So I couldn't help but dismiss the plan to come forward and scold, just as if the crying little girl didn't exist.
Li Xuan, who was riding on a short donkey, looked at this scene and couldn't figure out what Miss Dong really thought.
Yesterday, although this Miss Dong didn't talk much, Li Xuan saw the resoluteness in her eyes, it was a kind of resoluteness that would rather die than obey, and Li Xuan was still worried about her seeking death and life.
Why did Miss Dong become a delicate and easy-to-push little daughter-in-law after one night passed, and she looked like she was obedient?
Intuition told Li Xuan that there must be something behind this that he didn't know.
It's just that Miss Dong now has a red scarf hijab, and he can't see the expression on her face clearly, so he can't guess what she is thinking at this time, and he can't ask her directly in front of everyone.
So he could only continue to ride on the donkey with a stomach full of doubts, and then let others carry him on.
After a simple circle around the small valley, the humble big red flower bridge soon arrived at the wooden house where Li Xuan lived, followed by the traditional wedding procedures such as the chapel.
However, in addition to these traditional wedding procedures, there are some nondescript places, such as the addition of a ceremony to canonize Miss Dong as the queen.
This canonization ceremony was even simpler than the ceremony of Li Xuan's accession to the throne a few days ago, I saw Liu Bagou holding a piece of paper that he didn't know to tear from the book, and after reading out a few words written on it, he announced the end of the canonization ceremony.
On the whole, this big wedding ceremony is different from the traditional wedding in Li Xuan's impression, and it is also different from the ancient royal wedding ceremony, but it is a mixture of the two, and it can even be said to be a nondescript ceremony.
This is not to blame Liu Bagou for them, in a child's play-like dynasty, they can build a wooden platform to the roof, and they also know that it is not easy to carry out the canonization ceremony.
In this process, Li Xuan didn't say a word, his expression was completely absent, and he consciously regarded himself as a puppet, and he did what Liu Bagou said.
After the completion of many procedures outside, the sky was already completely dark, and Liu Bagou and the others were already drinking and eating meat outside, but Li Xuan's matter was not over yet.
He was sent to the cave room.
There are several oil lamps lit in the room, and although the light of the oil lamps is dim, this dim light shines on Miss Dong, who is sitting on the edge of the bed and wearing a red wedding dress, but it shows a different color.
At this moment, when a woman beside him handed him a small wooden stick, he took it and picked up her red hijab with a wooden root.
When the red hijab was raised, he happened to see Miss Dong looking up slightly, and in the dim light, her delicate face was like jade, like a pink doll, which made people want to pinch it.
The eyes of the two intertwined in the air, collided, and then burst out with dazzling sparks, which made Li Xuan a little dazed for a while.
Because he'd seen this kind of gaze once!
In his previous life, he once accompanied the front desk girl to go shopping, he inadvertently looked at the miniskirt girl passing by on the street, and inadvertently swallowed his saliva, and then the front desk girl puffed out her face, stared at Li Xuan with the same eyes as Miss Dong, and made a scissor opening and closing gesture in her hand, which means: If you look at other women, the old lady will use the scissors to click off the things below you!
And this Miss Dong in front of her, although she didn't make any gestures, but this kind of gaze, the chilling gaze is too obvious, and it is difficult for Li Xuan to see it.
If it was a different occasion, it is estimated that she would say: If you dare to mess around, I will click your life.
But fortunately, there were still people next to him, so the man and the woman only glanced at each other slightly, and Li Xuan looked away when he found that the situation was wrong.
After drinking the wine, Li Xuan could feel that Miss Dong was getting more and more nervous, biting her red lips lightly, and her little hands were tightly entangled with each other, a little pale.
At this time, the woman who had been waiting for the ceremony had withdrawn without knowing when, and closed the door.
At this moment, Li Xuan was also a little embarrassed, and immediately wanted to stand up.
It's just that Li Xuan just stood up, this Miss Dong got up in a panic and retreated as if she was frightened, but she was in a hurry when she retreated, and she fell down with an 'ah' sound if she didn't stand firmly, and her left palm was scratched on the ground.
It's just that after falling, she didn't seem to know the pain, raised her left hand with a trace of blood in front of her, and said with a panic on her face: "What do you want to do?" ”
Li Xuan was a little speechless, then pointed to her hand and said, "You bleed!" ”