It is said that Qian Tong originally followed everyone and carefully stood outside the door of Pudu Daogu to show respect.

After a long time, Qian Tong, who was already chubby, couldn't bear it, so the 'big eyes' turned around and counted on the heart, and the thirty-six plans - urine escape Dafa, launched, and slipped the trumpet.

When I came to the latrine, there was a sound of 'dripping', accompanied by the rising mist, Qian Tong shook it a few times, and his body and mind were comfortable.

So, Qian Tong hummed an unknown song, slowly dragging his fat body, and moving forward as fast as the wind...... One step at a time.

"Alas, it has become more and more difficult to be an official these years, and a Taoist aunt who came out of nowhere took out a brand, and was supported by everyone as an ancestor.

That's it, we can't afford to be petty officials, right?

But, why didn't you let the county keeper be alarmed?

What do you say about the mission and don't want too many people to know, you lie to the ghost to go to you.

If you really have to have a secret thing, you find a moment when no one is around, ahem, and enter the prefectural lord's house, isn't it.

As soon as he came, the entire county government knew about it, and he licked his face and said to keep it secret, where is it hidden? Phew. ”

'Smack'

There was a sudden ripple in the air, and the ripples visible to the naked eye suddenly appeared in the air, turning into a slap and slapping Qian Tong's face fiercely, knocking the rest of the words back to his stomach at once, and by the way, Qian Tong turned around, and a dog ate.

"Ouch, hiss, ahhhh......h Little me has been on fire recently, lard blindfolding, gibberish, really not my sincere words......"

Qian Tong lay on the ground, the panic in his heart far outweighed the pain in his body, he was covered in white sweat, and his mouth begged for mercy again and again.

After shouting for a long time, no one squeaked.

"Huh?" Qian Tong was lying on the ground pouting his fat and round hammer, and his small eyes were spinning around.

"Was it just a hallucination? Also, if there is such a mysterious method, how can I end it with a slap in the face if I humiliate her so much. ”

Qian Tong continued to shout in his mouth, but no one answered, and his words slowly changed their taste, from fear and begging for mercy to respect, to smoothness, to disdain, and scolding.

'Woo'

A gust of wind rose from the ground, rolling up the nearby flowers, spiraling upwards and viciously pounced on Qian Tong.

"I'm wrong again, I'm dead......"

Qian Tong screamed, his stinky mouth is now offending people to death, wait for death.

The wind swept through Qian Tong's back and quickly disappeared.

After a while, Qian Tong carefully and diligently lifted the pig's head, and the mung bean's eyes flashed in confusion.

"I'm okay?

Well, it was also an illusion just now, hum, the hateful Dao Gu dared to play tricks and deceive us, hum, is it tolerable or unbearable......

Hey, if I quietly tell the county order and expose this guy, will I be a big credit?

Quack, I'm really a smart person......"

Thinking of this, Qian Tong's fat body jumped up very flexibly, raised his legs and walked, but his eyes turned and he stood still.

"I have someone because of the oie good guy Harvard win appeased, the headphones let me excite the aspect. Didn't accompany Owen i to lose weight ......"

Qian Tong stalked his almost invisible neck, and yelled at the air again, admiring himself in his heart: If it is true, I will suffer a little bit of flesh and skin now, but if I go to the house and talk nonsense to the county order, it will be troublesome.

In case it's fake, I won't delay a little time now, and I can scold a few words happily, and I can get out of the depression that I have been careful in the past few days and don't even dare to fart, which is not bad, and I can get more than one stone.

After scolding for a long time, there was nothing else except the differential gaze cast by the errand who happened to pass by in the distance.

Qian Tong finally determined that it was really his hallucination just now, which may be the sequelae of being scared every day in the past few days.

"What?

You say I'm cowardly? Don't stand and talk without backache, what people have in their hands is the hidden dragon card, the royal secret guard, and the demeanor of an immortal, the strength is immeasurable, killing me is similar to stepping on an ant, aren't you afraid?

Why aren't you afraid now?

I finally found out something strange, you don't even know this, you're a pig. ”

Qian Tong was beautiful, with brisk steps, and ran to the study, ready to invite merit, and it would be better to ask for rewards.

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Qian Tong left, but he didn't know that in a room not far from here, someone was gritting his teeth with hatred, eager to dismantle him into eight pieces, chop it and feed it to the dog.

"You fat pig, you are waiting, you dare to slander the old lady behind your back, bah, this Daogu is not finished with you......"

"Meow, haha, silly......"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you are a dog, dog, dog, what does it mean to learn to bark as a cat?"

"Meow, the Lun family is a cat and not a dog, please keep your dog's eyes open."

"Huh? Is it? Wait until I break your hind legs and look at ......"

"Meow, fuck off, you can only see the male and female when you break your legs, who the fuck told you you can see the type?"

"Ahaha, sure enough, Mu has a little brother, uh, uh, yes, yes......"

"Meow, the old lady thought she would be able to achieve what she wanted by following you, but now she found out ......"

"It's all right away, haha, don't thank me......"

"Meow meow, thank you for being a big-headed ghost, following you and me and meowing blind my dog eyes, phew, blind my cat eyes, you are a stupid goose.

I wondered, how did you get to where you are today? ”

"Uh, you say that your savior, or a fairy wind Dao Gu, are you embarrassed?"

"Meow, I want to go back to Youzhou, where is the danger of my meow, save it with you, you meow's self-righteous shot, woo, I want to go back to Youzhou......"

"Ahem, let's not talk about such an embarrassing topic...... What, back to Youzhou, you don't want your toad brother anymore, you don't want to complete the great mission of creating a new race? ”

"Meow, me, why do I feel like I've been pitted by a goose?"

"I am an immortal, not a goose. Not a goose. Not a goose. ”

In the room, a clear voice said that the more angry it contained, and if you listened carefully, a small lack of confidence was quietly hidden in it.

A delicate and greasy cat voice is also barking desperately, full of irritable ...... Little temper.

Outside the house, a group of people stood there without daring to breathe, their eyes flashing, as if, as if, maybe, perhaps, they had discovered something.

"Is this an immortal master or not? Is it the Hidden Dragon Guard? Why did you come here......

In this world, you should never underestimate a person, let alone an official in the yamen.

For Dao Gu who fell from the sky and had fluttering clothes, everyone was more afraid at first, but in order to protect Liu Bei, they could only rush up.

As a result, people didn't hurry to take out the 'Hidden Dragon Order'.

When Ma Qi and the others arrived, they didn't know this thing, but when they saw this Taoist aunt who called herself 'Pudu', her face was light, and her eyes looked like an ant, so she didn't dare to move.

After all, it was a character who was crawling around in the yamen, and several people instantly figured out what to do.

'Okay, good', 'yes, yes' fully agreed to everything Daogu said.

Then, find an opportunity to draw the appearance of the 'Hidden Dragon Order', and send someone to quickly rush to the county guard to report it.

Soon, the county guard replied: We can't understand it either, you guys look at it?

What to do? What can he do with meowing!

It is better to admit your mistake and make a good offering, than to arrest it as a fake.

The county government of Huai County has naturally become a forbidden place that is tight inside and loose outside, and the county guard is naturally no one to come.

"I'm too guarded, but I'm not too stupid, whoever goes is stupid, don't be able to catch the beard and make a fuss when the time comes......"

"Woo, why are you such a big god running to us...... Are you bored...... "Huaixian County Ya."

It's been a long time.

"Wow, being served...... Comfortable...... Wow, that's so good...... Wow, that's a lot of fun...... Wow wow...... "In the county office."

"This, is it really an immortal?" Liu Wen and others speculated and doubted.

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