It was another sunny morning, and after Wang Aiguo was dragged outside for 10 kilometers by four leaders, he lay on the floor of the workshop like a dead pig, not wanting to move.

At this time, Dadong and the others also finished the queue exercise, and as soon as they came back, they saw Wang Aiguo's magical shape as soon as they pushed open the door of the workshop.

"Fatty, it's not that I'm talking about you, but I think you still have to pay attention to it, this is a public place after all. Have you ever felt like the first thing you do after running should be to take a shower instead of lying here? ”

"I'd love to take a shower, but I can't even move a finger now, what can I do." Wang Aiguo was still lying on the ground with his eyes closed, his voice coming from his throat, and his lips did not move.

Dadong looked at Wang Aiguo on the ground with a wry smile, and after a few seconds, he showed a helpless expression: "But it's not a problem for you to do this, you lie here every day, and after a while, when you stand up, I will see a human-shaped water stain on the ground, which is the same as the murder scene." ”

"Okay, take 10,000 steps back, forget about this water stain, the key is that your water stain still smells, so I have to wait for you to walk before mopping the floor, and in recent days, I have found that even if the floor is mopped, it still smells. It seems that your sweat has penetrated into our floor skin, so I please pay attention to it, everyone still has to work here, you make this place smoky, how do we live, how do we work? ”

Wang Aiguo was not happy when he heard this, he was so hard, Dadong still cared about whether this water stain smelled or not?

This is a contempt for the fat man Chiguoguo!

However, Dadong said so, and Wang Aiguo was also helpless, so he could only stand up and walk to the bathroom.

It is said that in the morning, everyone else in the bathroom is washing, only Wang Aiguo is taking a bath in the morning, and in the face of the sweaty fat man, everyone consciously leaves three meters.

It's not that I'm afraid of getting water, but this fat guy likes to fart while taking a shower. The splash is like a special high-pressure water gun.......

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Many people may think that exercise is to lose weight, but it is impossible for Wang Aiguo to lose weight through exercise, because the more he exercises, the fatter he will become, as for why this situation occurs? The main reason is that Wang Aiguo was hungry as soon as he exercised.

When eating noodles in the morning, ordinary people eat one bowl or two bowls, but Wang Aiguo is amazing, and this product can't wait to take a basin to fill it.

Wang Aiguo ate a small half pot of marinade alone this morning, and by the way, the army's pot is similar to a bathtub.

Some people may ask why Wang Aiguo consumes so much marinade when he eats lo mein.

Here I want to say that most people eat lo mein, which is a mixture of braised noodles and noodles, but Wang Aiguo is amazing. He eats lo noodles and eats hot pot, taking the noodles and running them in the braised noodles, and then stuffing them into his mouth.

Because the shape of eating noodles was so terrible, that the leader of the cooking squad rushed to the junior officer with all the class members, and then asked the leader to stop Wang Aiguo's crazy behavior.

After that day, the ship's leaders passed a meeting and decided not to make lo mein in the future, and often make lo mein, and the food cost is easy to exceed the standard!

……

After breakfast, Wang Aiguo touched his round belly, and when he was about to go back to the studio, he found a group of people gathered in the corridor outside the conference room.

Wang Aiguo was curious and stepped forward to take a look, and found that it was a notice.

And next to the notice, there is a bunch of application forms, which reads - Application for the Brigade Fun Games Project.

Wang Aiguo was stunned, at this time he found that the Ningcheng frigate brigade was really not attentive enough.

Is it appropriate to have a fun sports meeting by yourself, but you can't think of a sports project by yourself, and let everyone fill it in by yourself?

Wang Aiguo looked at it for a while and found that everyone was watching the excitement, and no one was going to fill in the project at all, so he returned to the studio with confidence.

Think about it, who is going to have nothing to do with these items? Isn't it nonsense that you have to sign up for it yourself after filling it out? Is it uncomfortable to sleep in bed or is the food not tasty? Everyone's good days, but what kind of fun sports do you have to do if you have nothing to do?

As a result, when Wang Aiguo was cross-legged in the workshop with such a mood, the door of the workshop opened, and then Wang Aiguo saw the big face and the warrior monk and rushed into the workshop.

Seeing the two people rushing in, Wang Aiguo said to the two of them with a confused face: "Two, look at you so happy, what?" Is there something good? ”

"It's nothing good, I just think today's things are quite interesting, do you see the application form for the fun games at the door of the conference room corridor?" The warrior monk said excitedly.

Wang Aiguo nodded and said, "Of course I saw it, but what's so fun about this?" This kind of registration is just a formality, who will really go up and sign up? ”

"Yes, there are really people who have signed up, and I just saw a person who signed up for a 'triathlon' on it."

After the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo looked confused, who is so special, report a triathlon? It's going to go crazy.

Hearing this, Wang Aiguo sneered and said disdainfully: "Whoever signs up for this thing must be crazy, triathlon, why don't you sign up for a 3,000-meter altitude free fall?" Then again, which is the name of the newspaper? ”

"It's ...... you"

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk and the big face pointed at him in unison.

Wang Aiguo looked at the fingers of the two with a confused expression, and the next moment he understood, there is no doubt that although he did not sign up, it must have been these two sluts who helped him sign up.

"You ......"

Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk and his big face with a myocardial infarction.

"You sluts, Made, I'm going to hurry up and get the registration form back." Wang Aiguo was about to rush out of the workshop as he spoke, but before he could reach the door, the warrior monk said shyly in the back: "It's too late for the fat man, we have already handed over your registration form to the deputy captain, and he praised you, saying that you are worthy of the title of the base façade, and it really played an exemplary role, and signed up for such a difficult project with a body of two hundred catties." ”

At this moment, Wang Aiguo really had a feeling that he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, he had seen cheap ones, but he really had never seen such cheap ones

"You, you have a special kind, you wait......" Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk viciously, and then rushed out of the workshop.

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That night, the captain felt that the situation was a bit serious, so he had to hold a ship-wide working meeting.

When everyone gathered in the back dining room, the captain looked at the registration form for the fun games in his hand, and his face was helpless.

Isn't this the work of the two sluts, the warrior monk and the big face?