The two little fathers-in-law who had been waiting next to him saw Yang Huairen sitting on the ground with his stomach covered, and they didn't know what kind of emergency illness he had, so they hurriedly ran over to help him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing this, Little Dog No. 1 had already guessed that he had not agreed to Yang Huairen's request to add a note and deliberately pretended to be sick, but now in the palace, he had no place to lie when he was angry, so he had to pretend to be concerned, and came over and asked, "I don't know why Chef Yang has abdominal pain?" When will it be good? ”

Yang Huairen took advantage of the anxiety of the two little fathers-in-law who didn't know what to do, and didn't pay attention to his expression, he deliberately squeezed his eyebrows at the three widows, and then said with a wry smile: "Thank you for your concern, I have an old problem, my stomach hurts very much as soon as I get sick, my whole body is weak, and the medicine stone has no spirit, it hurts enough."

How long is it going to be good, even Lang Zhong can't say on time, how do I know?

But sometimes it will get better in a moment, and sometimes it may hurt for three or five months, and that may be the case. ”

De Yan Hachimaru saw that this was Yang Huairen who had taken a fancy to their tuna, but they did not agree to sell it to him, he was deliberately pretending to be sick and playing a scoundrel.

De stubborn Hachimaru was furious, if he really let him play a scoundrel and delay this cooking competition, maybe the little emperor would forget about it after a long time, and they didn't know when they would be able to see the two supreme rulers of the Great Song Dynasty again, and the matter of Song and Japanese trade would be equivalent to running aground indefinitely.

Thinking that he had betrayed the emperor's trust in him, Tokunayamaru yelled at Yang Huairen angrily, "Baga! You, you, you're a scoundrel! ”

As an envoy representing the Wa Kingdom, it is indeed undignified to say such things in the imperial palace of the Great Song Dynasty.

Juntaro Koinu hurriedly stopped the angry Tokunayamaru and glared at him fiercely, signaling him not to forget his business.

Then he calmly said to Yang Huairen: "Yang Sang, you have a lot, please forgive the stubborn monarch for his unscrupulous words."

In the eyes of contemptible, Yang Sang is a rare talent in your country, and he is also a gentleman......"

Yang Huairen didn't look at him squarely, but looked at the stubborn Hachimaru who was still angry behind him, looked at his undulating mustache, and somehow remembered the things of the afterlife.

In the nearly 1,000 years since then, these brutes have played many scoundrels on our land, from being pirates to burning, killing and looting, to directly encroaching on the territory and slaughtering our Chinese people.

Even in modern times, they still don't think about war crimes, and they make some dirty things everywhere to disgust us, one by one, and they still do less such scoundrels and unreasonable things?

Yang Huairen suddenly stood up, pointed at the nose of De Yan Hachimaru and scolded loudly: "I bought a watch last year, grandpa is a scoundrel, what can you do?"

Grass your grandma, Lao Tzu has never been a gentleman, Lao Tzu is a villain, you come to bite me?

I don't compare with Lao Tzu, I don't compare with the Queen Mother when she cuts me, who do you like to play with and who you play, Lao Tzu doesn't wait! ”

Yang Huairen was impulsive, he couldn't do anything, he was crazy, he took off his shoes and threw it out on the face of De Yan Hachimaru, who was stunned by Yang Huairen's shout, and he didn't dodge in place, just because the shoe was still on his nose.

The little eunuchs inside and outside the side hall heard the chaos in the house, and they were also stunned, they stayed in the palace for many years, waiting for the big and small officials summoned by the official family in the side hall, and the civil and military generals saw them a lot, and it was the first time that they were crazy like Yang Huairen.

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In the Daqing Palace, today's court meeting was not the big court meeting on the fifteenth day of the first month, but there were more complete characters than the previous days when the court meeting was held.

It can be said that all those who are qualified to go to the palace, whether they are officials and military generals, or princes and princes, as long as they can still walk the road, they are all here, and those who can't walk the road can suddenly walk the road and come to the court.

The official family and the empress dowager are like a mirror in their hearts, and they all want to come and see the excitement.

Guiyanlou battle, the 200 or so nobles who were fortunate enough to watch this wonderful competition, naturally want to brag when they go out, and some don't, if they don't add oil and vinegar to say "things are not amazing and endless" The excitement is to say, as if they can't prove that they were there at the time.

In these years, the princes and nobles don't have any decent entertainment, and they can't go to those flower streets and willow alleys every day, there is such a lively thing to do, and no one wants to miss it.

In addition to belittled a few sesame mung bean officials as usual, there seemed to be no major matter to discuss, so they simply dispersed early, and everyone watched a show together.

Ye Gonggong served the will of the Empress Dowager and trotted all the way to the side hall to summon the players on both sides to prepare for entry, but far away from Bazhang, he heard the chickens and dogs jumping in the side hall, and the two players had already tried their fists and kicks first.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lao Ye suddenly jumped up, and the whole person flew up, and it only took one step to fly at a distance of eight zhang, and he pushed open the door and entered, and a few figures flashed like ghosts, and Yang Huairen and De Yan Yamaru, who were scuffling together, were separated.

A little eunuch whose clothes were torn out at some point hurriedly saluted Ye Gonggong, and then fell into his ear and muttered for a while before bowing down and retreating to the side.

Yang Huairen suddenly pointed at De Yan Hachimaru and laughed, everyone looked at his fingers, and De Yan Hachimaru was lying on his back on the ground, but his legs were raised and clamped together, looking like an egg hurt.

Instead of protecting his immediate boss, Puppy No. 2 chose to protect his older brother Puppy No. 1, so the two puppies were not injured.

And Yang Huairen took advantage of the chaos of the scene and everyone didn't pay attention, and kicked a powerful shot on the ball of the bastard, this kick went down, the ball didn't go in Yang Huairen didn't care, but the ball must have been kicked by him.

And Yang Huairen, the striker, is the kind of shadow striker, after shooting vigorously, he quickly left the scene, hiding in the chaotic crowd like a shadow, and when the referee looked for who damaged public property, he had long been unable to find anyone.

Little Dog No. 1 hurriedly inspected the injury of the big bastard, and from his ugly expression Yang Huairen knew that the kid of the big bastard can only be called the big bastard now, and there are no eggs.

Out of humanitarianism, Yang Huairen really wanted to stand up and comfort him, and express his concern on behalf of the Internal Affairs Office, it doesn't matter if the egg is broken, you can join the eunuch team with honor, and the Internal Affairs Office of our Great Song Dynasty Court welcomes you very much.

After all, Juntaro is a person with strong concentration, and he held back his anger and said: "Yang San, I promise you a bet, if the contemptible person loses, this fish will naturally belong to you, and my little dog Juntaro is willing to cut himself in person in the spirit of bushido in our country of the rising sun."

But if you lose, please show the spirit of your Han ancestors to kill yourself, and please judge yourself! ”