Chapter 6: I'm just shameless
This coaxing has an effect, and Gan Tian really stopped crying: "Brother Pig, is it really?" ”
"Really."
"I don't believe it."
"Look in my eyes."
"I can't tell the truth in it!"
"There's you in there......"
"Wow......"
The two of them turned on the fool mode......
Everyone collectively rolled their eyes, feeling that their brains had come back and understood everything: Okay, you Gan Sima, this is a private matter in your family, running around here and delaying everyone's efforts...... What, not really...... You are blind, one is called Brother Pig, the other is called Britney, you and I are nong......
Zhang Hu was also very angry, feeling that he was being tricked by this bastard again, what an obvious thing, I won't laugh at you, as for pretending to be so serious, and finally pretending to be dead...... Hmph, I'm not done with you.
Zhang Hu glanced at Liu Bei again, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking. In the end, he apologized to everyone, welcomed people into the manor, and opened the full moon banquet of his son......
……
In the county seat of Zhuo County, a street is full of prepared mats, straw sandals, and straw hats......
A teenager lay in the back, lazily watching the people come and go.
"How do you sell straw sandals?" A middle-aged man passed by, squatted down, picked up a pair of straw sandals, looked at the quality, compared the size, and was very satisfied. So, I asked for the price.
"Cents."
"It's a bit expensive! Everyone else sells two articles. Cheaper, I bought it. The middle-aged man was very satisfied with the shoes and bargained.
"Four pennies."
"I'm gone, you didn't wake up, did you?"
"Five pennies."
"Hmph."
The middle-aged man snorted and stood up and was about to leave.
"Don't go, pay me for my shoes."
The boy sat up at once and said angrily.
The middle-aged man was stunned, what? Didn't hear clearly. "What do you say?"
"Told you to lose money, do you understand this time?"
The middle-aged man is so angry, what's the matter, look at what I'm wearing, you think I'm a coolie, you bully me, you think wrong, little brat.
Thinking of this, the middle-aged man felt that he couldn't see it like a child, so he endured his anger and walked forward.
When the young man saw it, he quickly stood up, stepped over the stall, and ran a few steps to hug the middle-aged man.
"You, you, let go." The middle-aged person's face was flushed, but he still decided not to cause trouble, and could only threaten fiercely.
"Lose me money." The teenager continued to persevere.
The two were entangled together, the young man was holding his leg and saying nothing and wouldn't let go, and the middle-aged man endured and endured and didn't want to start.
People passing by, seeing that there is something fun, hurriedly call friends and stand not far away to watch the excitement.
One wanted to go and the other didn't let it, the two of them went around in circles on the street, the middle-aged man couldn't hold it on his face, and he was very angry in his heart, he didn't dare to hit you, I threw you off and ran away by myself.
Just do it, the middle-aged man has some kung fu, and he has a lot of strength, and his legs are competing, and his right leg is thrown forward.
'Whoosh'
The young man's body was very suitable for the situation and he threw himself forward.
'Puff'
'Bang la la'
Middle-aged people don't look at the effect, anyway, they don't use much effort, at most they break a little skin, and so many people look at it, they won't be blackmailed. So, lift your legs and go.
At this moment: "Kill, kill, help, kill......" A scream resounded through the sky, high-pitched like a cloud.
Gan Yuwang happened to pass by, and the sound was somewhat familiar, so he opened the curtain of the carriage and looked: "Quick, run......
When the coachman heard the master's order, he had no choice but to whip his horse, wondering in his heart, they were all dead, and the old man, as a magistrate, didn't care? At this time, the horse was in pain and galloped forward.
……
A shout, passers-by stopped, dead people, fun, take a look.
'Hulala'
People gathered in a circle and looked inside.
The middle-aged man was surrounded in the middle, and he couldn't walk if he wanted to, and he wondered in his heart, who died? Who died?
Puzzled, the middle-aged man looked at the voice, it's you, what are you calling blindly, someone is dead!
"No one died."
"It's just, it's broken."
"Delay everyone's time."
“……”
The people who eat melon seeds are not happy, how can you lie about the military situation, there is no excitement to see.
Liu Bei got up and saw that there were more people, the effect was achieved, and he stopped shouting.
"No one died, and I'm here to apologize to everyone. However, some people do not want to give money, so please be a witness. Liu Bei made a circle and said Lang Lang.
"Who? Who dares to force a buy? ”
"It's just, say it, bully the kid."
must cooperate, otherwise how can you watch the play, the group performers spoke one after another, filled with righteous indignation.
"That's him." Liu Bei pointed at the middle-aged man and opened his mouth angrily.
'Brush'
Everyone's eyes look at the past......
“???” The middle-aged man was stunned, he didn't understand, but he felt very angry when he saw everyone's angry eyes. Hurriedly said: "You are talking nonsense, where will I not give you money." Listen to me, that's the case, I took a look at a pair of straw sandals, asked him how much it was, and he said three cents, I was too expensive, and he asked for four cents...... I decided not to buy it...... That's when I got rid of him...... And he cried out to kill...... That's all. ”
The group performers listened to the middle-aged man's explanation, and some believed it, and turned their suspicious eyes to Liu Bei one by one.
Liu Bei pinched his inner thighs fiercely, and tears flowed out instantly, which was called a surging and gushing ......
"Woo woo woo, I was wrong, woo woo woo, I shouldn't have raised the price indiscriminately...... Woohoo......"
When you hear it, well, children, it's nothing if it's not in shape.
When the middle-aged man heard it, alas, what are you calling with a child, forget it. So, pull out your legs and leave.
Liu Bei was crying with a full face, covering his eyes with his hands, secretly looking out, and seeing that people were leaving, this was not good, so he hurriedly cried and continued: "I was wrong...... Whew, talking nonsense...... But you smashed so many things on me, and you just walked away...... Woowoo...... Is there any heavenly reason...... Woowoo...... Bullying our orphans and widows...... Woowoo woo ......"
Eating melon seeds and performing in groups"......??? ”
The middle-aged man's footsteps stopped suddenly, he couldn't go, what are you talking nonsense, I'm angry.
"Don't talk nonsense, young man." Someone came out to talk to the occasion, otherwise this play that doesn't cost money can't be watched down, what a pity......
The group performers nodded with satisfaction, they are all people who understand!
Seeing that the middle-aged man was not leaving, Liu Bei wiped his tears and walked up to him with a sad and indignant face: "Today you will either lose money or see an official." Which one do you choose? ”
The middle-aged man is actually a martial artist, he has no culture, and he can't turn around in circles all of a sudden, what am I doing wrong, why am I either seeing an official or losing money, and is there a royal law?
"Young man, you'd better speak up, otherwise although I don't have much power, I won't allow anyone to maliciously slander me." The middle-aged man decided to find out, otherwise his reputation would be ruined.
Liu Bei wiped his snot and said with red eyes: "Okay." First of all, I raised the price indiscriminately before, it was me who was wrong, I admit my mistake, do you accept it? ”
When the middle-aged man heard this, he nodded: "Yes." ”
Liu Bei then continued: "I hugged you and messed around, was it wrong for me to accept the apology?" ”
When the middle-aged man heard it, he said, "It's acceptable." ”
The group performance is a little incomprehensible, what is there to see if it goes on like this, and it will delay everyone's time.
Liu Bei then made a gesture as an apology, and continued: "My mistake, I apologize. So, what about your fault? ”
Uh, uh, uh, where did people get to fault???