Chapter 10: Rejoicing in Enemies

Silently walking out of the distance, Yun Niang pouted and shook her warm hand and said, "What are you doing with me running into this snowy field?" Neither speaks. ”

Guan Yu stopped, let out a long breath of hot air, adjusted his mood, and stared at Yun Niang with a hippie smile again, "I miss you, don't you miss me?" ”。

Nie Yunniang was speechless for a while, not knowing how to answer.

Guan Yu immediately changed his serious expression and said, "Actually, I asked you out to tell you something: I am from another completely different time and space. Seeing Yun Niang's big eyes flashing, looking completely incomprehensible, Guan Yu added: "Different time and space are different time and space. ”

Nie Yunniang shook her head firmly, pouted and said, "You want to lie to me again!" ”。

Guan Yu waved his hand and said: "Listen to me, in our era, the aging of the population was very serious, and young people were unwilling to marry wives and have children. Therefore, in order to encourage childbearing, the government has introduced a corresponding system: men over the age of 30 who have not yet married a wife must be locked up and thrown into a small dark room for thought, and only one type of food is allowed to eat every day, do you know what it is? ”。

Nie Yunniang shook her head suspiciously.

Guan Yu said solemnly: "Dog food is a kind of food specially used to feed dogs. Men over the age of thirty-five, who have not yet married and had children, have to pay a high single tax, and the tax collected is rewarded to national heroes like me who have a large group of wives and concubines and a house of children and grandchildren. ”

Nie Yunniang seemed to understand something, and while scolding the "shameless man" in her mouth, she raised a handful of snow in shame and threw it at Guan Yu.

Guan Yu, who was completely defenseless, was smashed squarely, and there were white flowers on his forehead.

Looking at Guan Yu's embarrassed appearance, Yun Niang was angry and funny, and said angrily: "Fool, why don't you know to hide?" ”

Guan Yu wiped his forehead and said infinitely affectionately: "Whether you kicked me all over my head or hit me with a snowball, how did you see me dodge?" Even if you cut me with a knife in the future, I won't even blink an eyelid, because I know that people who love each other must always trust each other and never hurt each other! ”。

Yun Niang was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then her eyes began to reddened slightly.

Just when Nie Yunniang was stunned thoughtfully, Guan Yu took the opportunity to pounce on her, and Yun Niang, who was caught off guard, was thrown down on the snow, and General Guan unceremoniously opened his big mouth and gnawed at her pretty face.

Nie Yunniang was overwhelmed, and stretched out her little fist with a look of shame and gently slapped Guan Yu's back, but she was not angry at all in her heart, but felt a trace of warmth and sweetness. Soon, the thrashing turned into a tight hug for each other, and the two men began to roll wantonly on the thick snowfield.

Ma Rushuang Jinji independently collected the sword momentum, gently wiped the fine sweat on his forehead, and was about to turn around and leave, but heard sparse applause not far away. Hurriedly turned his head to look, and suddenly his willow eyebrows were upside down, and his apricot eyes were wide open.

He Tianzong took a few steps forward, bowed down and said, "I've seen Miss Rushuang, Xiaosheng is so polite!" ”。

Ma Rushuang saw that the other party was polite and not good at attacking immediately, and asked disdainfully, "What are you doing here?" ”。

"Oh, a few days ago, Ma Dashuai sent a lot of gifts to my family, and my father also prepared some thank-you gifts for me to send, and I happened to see the eldest lady dancing with a sword, and I couldn't help but applaud. By the way, I gave the eldest lady a sinner, last time I was just to get acquainted with the eldest lady, He was abrupt, and I hope that the eldest lady Haihan. After speaking, he bowed down to Rushuang with a clear eye.

Miss Rushuang retreated, and waved her hand again and again with a panicked face: "No, no, no, it's me who should apologize!" The last time I beat you was light, so you shouldn't be able to get off the ground now. ”

He Tianzong's smile suddenly froze on his face, and he was at a loss for a moment.

"Presumptuous! How do you talk to your guests? Ma Maoxun, who was pacing over with a bunch of entourages with his hands behind his back, obviously heard the conversation between the two, and hurriedly said a lesson, which can be regarded as helping He Tianzong relieve his embarrassment.

Ma Maoxun showed kindness on his face, smiled and said to He Tianzong: "Master He has a lot, don't be like a little girl, she has been spoiled by her mother since she was a child, and she has always behaved recklessly and lawlessly. With that, he turned around and said to Ma Rushuang: "Why don't you hurry up and apologize to He Gongzi?" ”。

Ma Rushuang rolled her eyes unconvinced, pursed her small mouth and straightened her small chest slightly, and nodded silently, which can be regarded as an apology.

Ma Maoxun said politely to He Tianzong again: "Oh, Ling Zun is really polite, come on, come on, He Gongzi please." ”

He Tianzong nodded and led a group of servants with gift boxes in his arms and walked away with Ma Maoxun. Before leaving, Ma Maoxun turned around and glared at Ma Rushuang unceremoniously. Miss Rushuang also cocked her toes without showing weakness, stuck her tongue out at their backs, and grimaced.

Panting, Nie Yunniang rested her head comfortably on Guan Yu's chest, letting his two clumsy hands comb through his messy long black hair.

Guan Yu whispered in her ear: "After returning to Pingzhou this time, will you go home with me?" ”

Nie Yunniang stubbornly shook her head and replied, "Think beautiful!" If the name is not right, who will I count you as you, and go home with you? I'm going to stay in the barracks. ”

Guan Yu paused and continued: "Then let's do it, as soon as I return to Pingzhou, I will report to the two elder brothers, and the Ming media is taking you home." ”

Nie Yunniang blushed and said, "Bah, how could I ever promise to marry you?" ”。

Guan Yu laughed evilly twice and said: "Even if you don't agree, you can't help it, now the entire military camp doesn't know except for yourself, and everyone knows that you are my woman!" You also don't want to think about it, why is it strange that I let you leave so many brothers alone? I had already announced the relationship between the two of us in public long before I captured Qingzhou. ”

Nie Yunniang lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then turned her head in shock and asked urgently, "What you said is true?" ”

Guan Yu grinned innocently: "When did I lie to you?" ”。

Nie Yunniang's pretty face turned hot and red, she was really angry. turned around and unceremoniously pushed Guan Yu to the ground, and scolded in his mouth: "You shameless person, you don't discuss such a big matter with me, how can I go back and face my officers and soldiers and full battalion soldiers?!" I...... I'll beat you to death! ”。

Guan Yu lay on the ground in embarrassment, struggling to parry, and hurriedly defended: "Don't fight...... Don't fight, listen to me, there was a reason for the incident at that time, and I was forced to ...... helplessly."

Nie Yunniang didn't listen to him at all, and two small fists beat on Guan Yukuan's back like a drumbeat. General Guan's helpless howl came from the vast snowfield: "Help, help...... Murder of my husband. ”

Shanihada looked down at Lang Zhong who was kneeling on the ground, and asked with concern, "How is the princess Niangniang's health now?" ”

Lang Zhong kowtowed and replied, "Back to King Khan, you can rest assured that the princess is just weak. Now that she has resumed her diet, the old slave has been conditioned with a few pairs of herbs, so that she can raise her well for a while. ”

Shanihada breathed a long sigh of relief, waved his hand and said, "You go down, and when the princess's body recovers, this king will have his own reward." ”

After Lang Zhong kowtowed deeply, he quietly retreated.

A saber warrior hurriedly entered, knelt down and saluted, "King Qiyu Khan, in accordance with your orders, the leader of the Watta tribe has been informed, but Lord Baiyan Badulu is worried that their tribe will also be attacked, and insists on keeping a part of his troops just in case. ”

Shanihada pursed his lips and sneered: "This timid Baiyan Badulu, their Watta tribe is more distant from the Katis tribe than ours, does he think that the other party will be willing to go far?" What's more, I slaughtered the old Khan King with my own hands, and the revenge of killing my father is not shared, and those two little rabbit cubs will only come to me for revenge with one mind! ”。

The general asked, "Then I will go to the Wata tribe again and renegotiate with them as you instruct?" ”。

Shani Hada waved generously and said, "No need! Since Bayan Baduru has promised to send the vast majority of Vata's troops to help us, our forces are sufficient! ”。

The military general hurriedly added: "Venerable Khan King, now the whole steppe has spread that it is said that the Katis tribe has united dozens of small tribes and is preparing to launch a fierce attack on us in the spring of next year. ”

Hearing this, Shanihada looked up to the sky and laughed, and after a while, he lowered his head and said, "Among the four major tribes, Watta has become an ally with us, and the old fox of the Danor tribe Bayantunuha is not moving, who else dares to compete with us?" Those small tribes like ants are not worth mentioning at all, and this king has never taken them seriously! Although let the two little rabbit cubs of Caters continue to bluff, after the beginning of spring, before they come to attack, Lao Tzu will strike first! ”。

The military general hurriedly laughed and said: "The Khan King is wise and powerful, my Shani tribe is strong and strong, and the unification of the entire grassland tribe can be waited for immediately!" ”。

Shani Hada smiled proudly, looked into the distance and continued: "Unifying the grassland tribes is only the first step, taking the entire Central Plains into the bag, letting our people let their horses in the suburbs of Dadu, and sleeping on the dragon couch of the Great Qi Emperor is the ultimate goal of this king. ”

The general's eyes were full of longing, and he clapped his hands and echoed: "On that day, the king of Han can order the emperor of Daqi to go out and herd horses for us, and transform his Jinluan Palace into a large forage field, and we Shani people lie down every day to drink wine and eat meat, and let those untouchables of Middle-earth go to graze and do dirty work for us, and at night their women will take turns to accompany us for fun!" ”。

Shanihada looked at the ideal subordinate in front of him with a smile on his face, and nodded solemnly, as if he had solemnly made a ** promise.

The two looked at each other and laughed, as if the realization of their ideals was close at hand.

The rough laughter startled the dozen or so sparrows that were looking down for food on the snow outside the tent, and they flapped their wings in panic, and their thin figures quickly disappeared into the boundless sky.