Volume 1 Past Events Chapter 1 I'm going to cross over too
Jiang Nan, a department manager of an IT company, is a member of the vast number of Yanpiao.
Since graduating from university, he stayed in Yanjing, and there was no other choice at that time, his hometown was originally rural, his parents were farmers, he died when he was very young, and there was no point in going back, no background, it didn't matter, and more importantly, no money.
However, this does not affect him to have a lofty ambition, that is, he hopes to fight for a piece of his own sky in this bustling city through his own hands.
To be honest, Jiangnan is a very ambitious person. However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny.
It has been more than 6 years since he entered this company, and he has gone from an ordinary technician to a manager of the software R&D department, and has stepped into the threshold of getting an annual salary. As the capital of Yan Kingdom, his annual salary is only equivalent to the house price of one square meter in a house in a poor area.
He also thought about starting his own business, but considering his actual situation, even if he really started a business, it is estimated that it will end dismally in the end. Hey, sad fate.
Gradually, he was young and frivolous, and the edges and corners of his past were worn away by the ruthless reality, and the original dream was also hidden in the corner of his heart, leaving only his own compromise.
is as single as him, every day after work, casually stuttering to fill his stomach, long nights, and only the Internet novels, Red Star Erguotou and loyal left and right hands accompany him.
Taking a sip of wine, the novel accompanies him, filling his empty heart, unconsciously taking on the role of the protagonist, and the dreams that cannot be realized in real life can be realized one by one in the world of the novel.
Wake up to the power of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauties, or martial arts, or extraordinary abilities, or unparalleled medical skills, or fortune telling, or formation alchemy, all of them are refined, domineering and exposed, who competes.
Travel back to ancient times or be reborn back to more than ten years ago, fantasizing about everything after becoming the protagonist, but unconsciously a little crazy, and for a while I couldn't tell the difference between fiction and reality.
It would be great if I was also reborn, practicing a kind of bull X martial arts, punching hooligans and bullies, and stepping on all kinds of second generations; Or with the foresight of what is about to happen, crazy money, not to mention being the richest man in the world, it is not a problem to become a local tyrant.
Thinking about it, he poured another sip of wine, and the spicy feeling filled his taste buds, and he began to dance with his hands in excitement. He usually fell asleep, but he didn't feel sleepy, and there seemed to be a voice crying out in the depths of his heart, and he must share this good news with others.
He put on his coat and rushed out of the rental house with a bottle of wine.
Running through the neon-lit streets, faces flashing through my mind like a slideshow, only to find that there is no friend to talk to. Looking at the lights of thousands of homes in this city, it seems that it has nowhere to put its lonely self.
After a sip of dry and still half a bottle of wine, he fell to the ground, yelled "fuck", and ran forward frantically, as if to escape the hustle and bustle of the city.
At the crossroads, a fully loaded muck truck came, the piercing brakes sounded, and with a "bang", the lonely figure crossed a parabola, fell heavily to the ground, and rolled out a few meters away, leaving a long blood stain.
He tried to get up, but he struggled for only a moment before he collapsed weakly, his out-of-focus eyes seemed to tell endless unwillingness, mixed with a hint of relief.
"Lao Bai, why are there so many people dying in car accidents now?" Black Impermanence asked as he flew to Bai Impermanence next to him.
"Hey, in the mortal world now, there are many people, there are many cars, life is stressful, the pace is fast, the car hates not to be able to drive an airplane, and it may be a kind of luck to be able to live peacefully."
"Yes, dying may have become a luxury for people nowadays!"
"Well, peace is a blessing, and who can predict which will come first, tomorrow or the accident!"
"Let's go, there are more people who are dying, and the pace of our lives is speeding up, who makes the ghosts of the dead unable to go to the underworld by themselves!" Hei Impermanence sighed.
"By the way, old black, did you find it? I don't know when it began, many people who clearly showed that they had died, but they couldn't find their ghosts, and after a while, some of them would run out, but when you rushed over, they disappeared again? Bai Wuchang frowned and thought.
"yes, I found it too, it must be hiding somewhere we can't find out."
"Do you want to report this matter to Hades?"
"Forget it, let's not talk about it for the time being, it is our duty to take lonely souls and wild ghosts to the underworld. After telling Hades, it will definitely be criticized, so let's hurry up and find out for ourselves. ”
"That's right, let's not say it."
In the blink of an eye, black and white impermanence carried Jiangnan's soul to the Yama Palace.
"Black and white are impermanent, who is in the hall? How did he die? Above the main hall, a man with a blue face and fangs and a fierce face asked loudly.
"Back to the king of Hades, this person's surname is Jiang Mingnan, a native of Shengjing, and he died in a car accident in Yanjing." Bai Wuchang hurriedly replied.
"Well, Judge Cui, check it out, this person can do good deeds or evil deeds in his life." Hades turned around and said angrily.
"Yes." Judge Cui, who was standing beside Hades and holding the book of life and death, hurriedly answered and quickly opened the book of life and death to check.
"King Hades, this man is unremarkable, he has no good deeds and no evil deeds."
"In that case, let's go to Meng Po for reincarnation." Hades nodded.
Hei Wuchang hurriedly took down the soul suppression talisman attached to Jiang Nan's forehead and asked, "Jiang Nan, the king of Hades allows you to be reincarnated, but what do you have to declare to the king of Hades?" ”
Jiang Nan hurriedly knelt on the ground and said eagerly: "Dare to ask the king of Hades, am I reborn more than ten years ago, or am I traveling back to ancient times?" ”
"How can you pass through the theory of rebirth, you can only be reincarnated as a new person, and forget the memories of this life after reincarnation, and everything in the next life has nothing to do with this life." Hades frowned.
"No, no, no, doesn't it mean that you can travel back to more than ten years ago or go back to ancient times if you die in a car accident, jumping off a building, or being electrocuted?" Jiangnan argued.
"Nonsense!" Hades slapped his palm on the case and said angrily: "Black and white impermanence, take him down!" ”
"No, I'm not going to reincarnate, I'm going to go through rebirth, and I beg Hades to give me a chance!" Jiangnan struggled.
Hei Wuchang hurriedly pasted the soul suppression talisman on Jiang Nan's forehead and escorted him away with Bai Wuchang.
After the three of them left.
"Judge Cui."
"The little ones are here." Judge Cui hurriedly answered.
"Why do many of the people who have died in recent years ask about the rebirth of the official?" Hades asked, confused.
"Back to Hades, in recent years, many authors in the yang world have had a whim, saying that people who have died can be reborn. Either go back to your own more than ten years ago, or travel back to ancient times, attached to the body of others, and at the same time, the memory of this life is still there, with the memory of two lives, compared with others have many advantages, and since then life has become colorful. Judge Cui said flatteringly.
"Ridiculous, mere mortals, how can they pass through the theory of rebirth." Hades said helplessly.
"Yes, Hades Wise!" Judge Cui bowed his hand to the king of Hades and said: "The little one thinks that some people have lived an unsatisfactory life, regret their previous actions, and want to do it again in this life. However, how can there be such a good thing, if everyone can do this, the world will not be chaotic! ”
"Yes, that's good." Hades dusted off his official uniform and said, "Some time ago, the Jade Emperor was still talking, saying that now we must keep pace with the times and keep in line with the development of the mortal world, so as to facilitate better management. It turns out that our immortals all have six pure roots, pure hearts and few desires, but now that they have suddenly changed, they are really a little unaccustomed. Speaking of this, the serious Hades said with some hesitation:
"Judge Cui, how did the matter I asked you to ask the Lily Fairy that day?" Hades asked, pretending to be casual.
"Damn it, I didn't complete the task given to me by Hades." Judge Cui knelt on the ground in panic.
"Hey!" Hades sighed deeply and said:
"You don't have to. Actually, if you don't say it, I know that the lily fairy dislikes me for being ugly or that I'm much older than him, right? ”
"Not exactly." Judge Cui replied cautiously.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Back to Hades, the Lily Fairy said that her double monk must be a handsome and dashing hero with high mana, like ......Hades," Judge Cui said, pausing here.
"How?" Hades frowned and urged.
"The Lily Fairy said that your mana is low, and it is not in her consideration."
"How can it be!" Hades kicked over the big case and roared angrily.
"Hades is angry, Hades is angry." Judge Cui hurriedly persuaded on the side.
The heaving chest gradually slowed down, and Hades's heart calmed down, and he collapsed on the chair in a decadent manner.
"Hey, in the past hundred years, there have been fewer and fewer incense offerings in the yang world, and even fewer have been apportioned to my name. I heard that all the immortals in the Heavenly Court were groping for giving up their wish power and trying other ways to improve their cultivation. ”
"Back to Hades, I've heard about this matter, but who is willing to share his own cultivation experience with everyone! What's more, the exercises are different, how can the cultivation methods be used for reference! Judge Cui carefully comforted.
"Yes, it is rumored that the Jade Emperor intends to refer to the management method of the mortal world, and to implement a competitive employment system, which will be assessed once every 10,000 years. All immortals compete for posts, and each position has cultivation requirements, the high one goes up, and the low one goes down. It is still unknown whether the next assessment will be able to do this job! Hades said dejectedly.
"The little one has heard about it a long time ago. However, I think that with the ability of Hades, I will be able to be re-elected in the next assessment, and it is possible to move up to the next level. Judge Cui reassured.
"Well, let's borrow your auspicious words!" Hades sighed.
Judge Cui glanced at Hades and suggested, "Hades, just now I heard that little ghost named Jiangnan talk about crossing and rebirth, and suddenly had an idea. ”
"Huh?" Hades looked at Judge Cui, puzzled.
"In the Immortal Realm, our mana cultivation may not be high. But if you go to the mortal world, compared to mortals, you will be invincible in the world. Why don't you travel to the mortal world to experience it, and you should take a break. Judge Cui carefully persuaded on the side.
"The one named Jiangnan just now, although he is a little bit alive, but he has a good skin. You can borrow his skin, and when the time comes, you want to have a look, a spell and a spell, and all kinds of beauties are not beckoning. ”
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, this plan is wonderful, I want to cross it too! Hahahaha. The king of Hades stroked his palms and praised: "It is indeed worthy of the king's wisdom." Judge Cui, hurry up and urge black and white impermanence to come back, and follow this official to the mortal world to live happily for a lifetime. ”
"This ...... Such a good thing, the king of Hades can enjoy it alone, how dare the little ones steal your limelight. Judge Cui hurriedly bent down and said.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's good, naturally a few of you are indispensable. Needless to say, accompany the official as soon as possible. Hades waved his hand and said with a smile.
"The little one obeys." Judge Cui bowed in response.