Chapter 9 Blue Cat Naughty Three Thousand Questions
The desert march is an extreme test of human willpower, and in the end, it is completely the human desire to survive that supports you, and we have been marching in this desert for four days, and the problem of drinking water has come to the fore.
If it weren't for the disgusting feeling that Sun Tianpao had saved, I am afraid that he would have drunk all the sacks of divine urine.
I walked weakly forward, and every step was a challenge to my willpower. I licked my chapped lips, moved my Adam's apple, and turned my head sideways to look at Sun Tianpao. He didn't feel good either. In addition, the weather is hot, the sweat evaporates quickly, and the water loss in the body is serious, and there are already symptoms of collapse. However, sand lizards can at least replenish some of their water. So it's a little stronger than me.
The sprouts at the front of the line remained silent, walking forward step by step, and I looked at his thin figure and felt a blur. The monkey put on his sunglasses, carried his gear on his back, and walked with a fairly strong step.
It was noon again, and the sun was even more poisonous, so we stopped to rest.
There are no tall sand dunes and cliffs around to block the sun. We opened the parachute with the sprouts, and we were supported by equipment bags, and we sat in it without being exposed to direct sunlight, which was still a lot more comfortable.
At this time, Sun Yan sat in the artificial shadow, looking at our temporary shelter. sighed: "When has my Sun Yan been so embarrassed, if the estimate is good, we will be able to get out of this damn desert in about a week,"
The monkey stammered a little when he spoke: "I ..... me and I said captain, you can save it... Save it. We don't have water to drink, and with such a high-intensity march, it's already thankful that we don't die here. “
Sun Tianpao was lying on the sand, and he didn't seem to want to get up: "You said that Chu Fatzi wouldn't really care about our life or death,"
I shook my head: "Although Fat Chu looks unreliable, he is not the kind of person who is a bastard, probably not." “
Caiya suddenly turned her head, looked at me, and stared at me for a moment before she said firmly: "Chu Fatty, he will." “
As soon as we sign, we all looked at the sprouts. I looked at the bottomless eyes of the sprouts, and guessed in my heart, this kid can't say this will.
The monkey sat upright, looking at the sprouts, with a funny expression: "No... Wouldn't we, if we fucking die here, is it a training accident? ”
Chen Yan said lightly: "Count, and it is a genuine training accident, the special forces training in the Southeast Military Region use live ammunition, and I heard that there have been training accidents." This happens every year. ”
Saying that, Chen Yan shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This matter can only depend on our brother's ability." “
Sun Tianpao immediately reacted with righteous indignation: "Okay, you Chu fat man, wait for Lao Tzu to go out, and I'll never finish with you,"
Sun Tianpao felt like he was being teased by Chu Fatzi, and then he didn't give money.
"Okay, okay, you don't know how much of this kind of cruel talk you have let go, if you really see Chu Fatzi, you will be cowardly first."
I didn't feel too panicked, but I felt that we wouldn't die here, I remembered that when I was skydiving, Chu Fat Man pinched my shoulder and said to me, it seemed to have some deep meaning, thinking of this, but I felt a lot more settled in my heart.
Sun Tianpao was so choked by me that he couldn't speak, was silent for a while, and then said: "The four of us are soldiers, I didn't say it, defend the motherland, you night owl, just bake it into a mummy, it's not worth it,"
"If it's not worth it, it's not worth it, if people know all the value and worthlessness in this life, they won't be able to live their lives."
"Hey, Fat Chu seems to take special care of you, why?" Sun Tianpao continued to ask.
Me: "I'm afraid I'm dead,"
Sun Tianpao: "Since I'm afraid of you dying, why do I want to pull you into the gang?" “
Me: "I don't know, this little master's bones are strange, and he is a martial arts wizard in a thousand miles."
Sun Tiancang: "Your fucking bones are Qingqi, and you are still so cowardly, training for three years, and you dare to shoot and hurt people this month?" Why are you still staying in this hellish place? “
I was quite impatient and scolded: You are a blue cat naughty three thousand ask,
Speaking of this, Sun Yan next to him suddenly sighed, frowned, and asked, "Night owl, what did you just say?" “
I felt puzzled: "I said: I don't know, this little master has a strange skeleton, a martial arts wizard who has nothing in a thousand miles, what's wrong?" Leaked? “
Chen Yan's eyes were eager: "It's not this sentence, the next sentence!" “
I saw that his expression was serious, as if he had thought of something, so I repeated: "The blue cat is naughty three thousand questions."
Chen Yan suddenly stroked his palm and laughed, sat down and patted me on the back violently, and I almost slapped him on the back. said loudly: "Creation, creation, you still have a childhood, and at this moment, I know what to do." “
I don't know if this Chen Yan brother is allergic to lizards. Still dizzy from the sun. Several others were also puzzled. stared at Chen Yan,
Chen Yan smiled and asked us mysteriously: "Do you watch cartoons?" “
Except for the sprouts, the three of us nodded
"Have you ever seen the blue cat naughty three thousand asks?" “
nod
"So, do you know how to get water?"
We felt even more that the second monk was confused, and the monkey couldn't bear it, and asked, "Don't sell it, just say it." “
Chen Yan was in a good mood, and his voice was high: "I remember that there was an episode where the stupid cat and the mouse were fetching water in the desert, let's try it too." “
As he spoke, he went to pull Sun Tiancang's backpack. Pouring out all the contents inside, Sun Tianpao was so angry that he couldn't do anything. Let Chen Yan ravage his bag.
There are some differences in the structure and standard of our marching bag, it is customized, 50L volume, in order to prevent the outside environment from damaging the delicate equipment inside, on the inside of the bag, lined with rainproof materials, Chen Yan used a dagger to cut off the plastic-like things inside, beckoning the monkey to dig a pit on the ground outside the awning. Then he took off his steel helmet and put it in the pit, covered it with plastic sheeting, covered it with sand, put a magazine on the plastic directly above the helmet, and then beckoned us to eat and sleep, and there was no need to march in the afternoon. There will be water to drink tomorrow.
It dawned on us that plastic sheeting was used to block the heat from evaporating the sand during the day, and at night the temperature dropped, and the heat condensed into water droplets, which collected on the plastic. Then follow the tip of the magazine and drip into the steel helmet.
It seems that as a qualified secret service officer, you need to master all kinds of knowledge.
After Chen Yan finished doing this, he looked at us who were still in a daze, and seemed very proud. urged: "Why are you stunned, hurry up and do it." “
We immediately took action, picked up the dagger, and took off the liner in our backpack in a murderous manner, and concocted it in the same way.
We slept more comfortably that night, and the thought of having sweet water the next day made us feel much more relieved.
Sure enough, when I got up the next day, the first thing I did was to run to the "device" I had placed yesterday, and I carefully uncovered the moisture-proof plastic, and saw that there was a small half of clear water in the steel helmet at the bottom of the pit. I screamed excitedly.
Sun Tianpao and the monkey also took out their steel helmets, and everyone was very excited, like the heroes of Liangshan, "banging their helmets" with each other and drinking bitterly to the sky.
In this way, we were in the desert, relying on this way, step by step, and on the twelfth day, we found that the environment around us seemed to have changed. The sand willow bushes, which used to be extremely rare, have also become abundant, and the sand under their feet is no longer soft sand, but a mixture of sand and dry soil. Chen Yan said: "We are coming out soon. ”
At the same time, seven innings.
Chu Fatzi stared at the satellite remote sensing map, there was a green point of light flashing on it, and there was a crooked trajectory behind the green point of light, but the direction was all the way to the north.
Liu Ju seemed to be very satisfied: "Fatty, a few stubbles are coming out of the way, and they are doing well,"
Chu Fatzi was quite proud: "That is, there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals, and the people who come out of the fat master and I are all good." ”
Liu Ju lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said to Chu Fatzi with a smile: "You have to be careful, your hand is too yin, these five stubbles come out, I am sure that I will fight with you." Haha"
Chu Fat picked up Liu Ju's Zhonghua, took out a stick himself, took a deep breath, and enjoyed it very much: "Don't worry, they didn't come back so quickly, I still have to add some condiments to them." “
After speaking, the fat man Chu had that kind of unbeaten smile on his face again.