On the dark mountain road, a person swayed and walked, rubbing his nose and muttering to himself.

"Ahhh......h

Listening to the voice, it was somewhat familiar, it turned out to be Wu Huaishui who was walking at night.

As he was walking along the road, a strong wind blew, and a figure jumped out from behind a large tree, unable to see clearly in the dark night, waving a three-toothed dung fork in his hand.

"Stop!" The Shadow Booms.

"What are you doing?" Wu Huaishui stared drunkenly.

"Robbery!" Full of neutrality.

"Wow, someone has finally robbed the sex, hurry up, I can't wait......" Wu Huaishui's eyes were green.

"Poof, you won......"

The Black Shadow was defeated and defeated.

After thinking about it for a while, he was not reconciled, and waved the three dung forks 'whirring', and drank in his mouth.

"Well, I planted this mountain, and I planted this tree......

"Someone will pass by and send some money."

"Uh...... Will you too? ”

The shadow scratched the back of his head with his other hand, looking embarrassed.

Wu Huaishui looked at the black shadow with a face towel, his face trembled, just you, are you robbing the road or scattering money, poof, laugh at me!

"In that case, let's hurry up and get the money!"

Wu Huaishui's body shook, the burden was gently released, and his right hand was stretched out.

The black shadow's body shook, and the willow eyebrows opened upside down, and the apricot eyes opened: "Well, it's me who robbed the road......"

"Do you send money, do you give it or not?"

"Oops, I'm......"

As soon as the black shadow shouted here, a gust of wind suddenly rushed to his face, and a dark shadow in his eyes quickly expanded.

Before the black shadow could react, a strong force smashed on the tip of his nose, and tears 'rubbed' out.

Wu Huaishui made a successful move, and he was unforgiving, and when his body turned, he smashed down with an old fist.

"Oh, if you don't give it, I'll let you taste my invincible meow meow fist (poof, the one who wrote the book, I took it.) ）……”

Bang bang, bang, bang.

After an old fist, Wu Huaishui collected his breath and slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity.

The black shadow covered his face, squatted on the ground, and the three dung forks fell weakly to the ground.

"Woohoo, woo...... Woohoo......"

The corners of Wu Huaishui's mouth twitched, this is really a woman, and she is going to die.

'Hey, no, it sounds like a woman, but from the moment he appeared to the present, he doesn't look like a woman, so who is he......

Wanting to know who this person is, Wu Huaishui looked solemn and cautious, and slowly stepped forward, wanting to catch it and take a look.

The black shadow was crying quietly, and when he heard the footsteps, he hurriedly looked up, and his body jumped up at once, ran into the darkness, and soon disappeared without a trace.

Looking at the black shadow that fled like a rabbit, Wu Huaishui scratched his brain, suspecting that this man had a hole in his brain.

There are only two kinds of robbery.

One wants money and doesn't want to die.

One wants money and death.

If you want money, you will die, except for some big gangs, one or two robbers will not stop you so blatantly, let alone talk to you, most of them hide under the black hand.

This kind of outlaw lives with his head pinned to his belt and can live one day at a time.

Those who want money and don't want to die basically belong to small thieves, who want to eat meat and are afraid of being hot, so they come up with some good mouths, pretending to be fierce and vicious to fool passers-by and defraud some money.

(If you have to raise the bar, you have nothing to say.) ）

From the action of jumping out, the weapon in his hand, and the somewhat shaky body, Wu Huaishui basically confirmed that even if he was a bandit, he was also a little chick who had just entered the Tao.

I felt that it was funny, so I made it up blindly along the words, which made this person a little overwhelmed, and he suddenly turned around and changed his direction after studying for a long time.

Then while this person was a little distracted, Wu Huaishui rubbed his body up, his fists rained and the pear blossoms were scattered, and he beat this one with a fat beating, telling you not to learn well and you.

After beating it comfortably, I remembered to lift the masked towel and see which master it was, but I didn't think about it, this vigilance was still there, and I couldn't take advantage of it, so I ran away.

'Hey, I'm going to keep urging you to be good, why don't you just run away.' Uninteresting, uninteresting......'

Wu Huaishui was very bored, picked up the burden again, his body was short, he returned to the previous state of walking and wandering, and continued to walk along the mountain road to the front.

"Quack ......"

A toad cries from a pond not far away.

'I'll make up, there's no toad this season!' ’

Wu Huai bent down and grabbed a stone and threw it at the scream.

'Whoosh'

The wind is sounding darker.

"Oops!" A scream.

'Boom', the sound of the ground.

Clapping his hands, Wu Huaishui nodded with satisfaction and continued to walk forward, but there were some doubts in his heart, it is not impossible to take advantage of the dark to block the road and rob, but it shouldn't happen now, it's strange.

Also, although the robber stood in the dark with his face covered, his voice was very similar to that of his own throat sometimes pinching his throat and changing his tone, and it was difficult to distinguish between male and female.

Why did you beat him just now have a familiar feeling, so the more you beat him, the more addicted he became, and he couldn't stop it?

Alas, I was only caring about the fight just now, why didn't I tear off the mask and take a look...... Misstep, am I starting to degenerate......

I just walked through a few mountains, stepped through a few ditches, and walked a short distance to the official road, which was much easier.

"When you are in the house, when you are in the house, sister, you sit at home, brother, I will come at night, you and I will have a long talk, happy and happy...... When the ...... When the inside is a ......"

Wu Huaishui hummed a little song in his mouth, and the lantern illuminated the road three feet ahead, and he walked ...... Shake left and right.

'Buzz'

The strange wind rose again, and a black shadow fell from the tree with the sound of the wind.

'Bang'

Wu Huaishui's head sounded, his mouth was wide open, "Ho ho ......" his eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden.

'Bang'

The black shadow landed at this time, wiped the sweat from his forehead, bent down, and the corners of his mouth turned up: But I'm tired, I caught up with it, and I ran fast enough in the middle of the night, ouch, I'm a little sore back......

My heart was beautiful, my fingers reached my nostrils on the ground, and the smile paused on my face: Uh, why is there no gas? This, this doesn't fit my idea.

I just thought about knocking him unconscious, and then locking him up in one place and pulling out his ancestral secret recipe before sending him safe on his way.

This, this, a great opportunity to make money was buried by myself, me, me.

No matter what you think in your heart, people are out of breath, and it's not interesting to be entangled.

The black shadow crouched down, groping up and down with both hands, what to find? Find money.

"Hey, what about the money, I've been secretly following for a long time, and I have a lot of money, but what about the money......"

After touching for a long time and not finding any money, the black shadow was a little annoyed and muttered.

"Here's the money."

Someone said as he took out a money bag and sent it to the shadow.

"Oh, I see, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you......" The black shadow took it and hurriedly thanked him, and after thanking him, he was gone, his eyes suddenly protruded out of the frame, staring at the ground.

Wu Huaishui, who should have died on the ground, still stopped in the air with one hand, and his eyes blinked and shiny.

Looking at the black shadow, the palms of his hands swayed, and his mouth was very affectionate.

"Hey!"

'Hey your sister, hey......

The black shadow was shocked, jumped up three feet high, turned and ran.

"Be careful to sprinkle ...... under your feet when it's dark"

Wu Huaishui kindly reminded him and stopped talking just half a sentence.

Why?

It's too late, silly.

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