In the end, it was Han Yan who took the initiative to stretch out his hand to let the family beat, and said: "The disciple knows that he is wrong, he should not joke with his parents, and he will never do it again in the future." ”

Wei Juan breathed a sigh of relief at this time, revealing a teachable expression.

But the ring ruler is still inevitable, but the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, and when the twenty boards come down, Han Yan's palm is red.

After such a fuss, the relationship between master and apprentice has become closer and closer, and Wei Juan has also achieved his goal, and these two children will definitely not be late for class for a period of time in the future.

When they returned to their positions, Liu Che asked respectfully: "Teacher, is there any major event in the court these days?" ”

It is Wei Juan's duty to teach the prince how to govern the country, there are Huns in the north, although the Ming Dynasty in the southwest is in decline, but it always covets the Han Dynasty, the Sui Dynasty in the west broke out in an uprising, but the national strength is strong, the east is the most chaotic area, people often cross the border and are killed, plus Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty has been in poor health for the past two years, and his burden as the prince and the prince is heavier.

"It's still a matter of rebellion by Zhou Yafu, the DPRK and China have been discussing this matter, the situation is still very delicate, Your Majesty has changed his style and become strict, so that everyone in the ministers is in danger." Wei Wan sighed and said.

"Tiaohou is just a small mistake, buying five hundred armor shields to accompany the funeral is not a big deal, he was falsely accused of rebellion by the villain, why didn't his father forgive him?" Liu Che was worried and complained about Emperor Jing's approach.

Seeing him think so, Wei Juan hurriedly explained: "You have to understand Your Majesty's hard work, Zhou Yafu is a rebellious person, and his achievements in pacifying the rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms are world-famous, and the generals are proud of him, in case Your Majesty is gone, can you suppress him?" ”

"This ......" Liu Che thought for a moment and realized that his father did not hesitate to unjustly kill the minister, this is paving the way for himself.

Han Yan next to him listened to half of the salary, a little painful, covered his crotch and said, "I'll go to the toilet." ”

"Go." Wei Juan waved his hand, didn't look at him, and continued to talk to Liu Che about national affairs.

Out of the temple of the Society, there was a simple thatched house behind him, Han Yan didn't think much about it, took off his pants and "vomited" and came down for a while, holding it for a long time.

When I finished pulling, my stomach was clear, and I habitually stretched my hand to wipe my head behind my buttocks, but suddenly found that something was missing in my hand......

Toilet paper!

"Dig a slot." Han Yan couldn't help but scold, looking left and right, where is there paper in the thatched house?

I had to tear up my voice and shout: "Is there anyone, send me some paper......"

The palace guards heard the sound and stood at the door, "Yan Shizi, is there no toilet fund?" ”

"Toilet chips?" Han Yan was stunned, "Didn't you wipe your butt with paper?" ”

"Paper is expensive, and wiping your butt with paper is a disrespectful luxury."

"......" Han Yan wanted to pull it out in pain, gritted his teeth and said, "Then what do you use to wipe your buttocks?" ”

Guard: "There's a toilet chip in the hole in the left wall, you can use that to scrape." ”

Han Yan looked at it, dug a small hole in the earthen wall, threw a few long bamboo pieces with smooth polishing, and wiped his ass with this thing, damn, he was not afraid of scraping hemorrhoids......

After struggling for a long time, I looked at my fingers, then at the toilet chips in the wall, and finally at my Hanfu jacket, scolded my mother, and directly untied the belt around my waist and took off my coat.

But such a big piece of clothing, it's not good to wipe the buttocks, it's really luxurious to wipe it and throw it away, silk is quite expensive in this era, so I have to shout again: "Help me find a pair of scissors first, and by the way, find someone to go home and help me get a coat......"

"Whoa." The guards responded.

After a while, Han Yan squatted and his legs were numb, and the guards found an iron scissors, similar to the kneading scissors used by tailors in later generations, and they were sharpened.

Cut the skirt of the Hanfu jacket into several palm-sized pieces of cloth, which were probably enough to wipe your buttocks, and then threw the remaining coat and iron scissors out of the hut and instructed, "Help me cut my clothes into rags." ”

"Whoa!" The guards did not hesitate and faithfully carried out the order, and it was not the first time that they had seen the extravagance and corruption of the children of these princes.

When I got out of the hut, someone had already brought a coat from home and put it on.

The guards also cut about twenty pieces of rags, Han Yan took a few with him, and ordered the rest to be put in the toilet of the Taigong Palace for use at any time, and the guards responded.

After Han Yan left, the guard rushed into the thatched house as soon as possible, wiped Han's ass and threw it away from the rags in the corner, thinking to himself, damn, Lao Tzu will also wipe his ass with silk in the future, this grade is higher than that of the emperor......

Humming a little song and returning to the temple, Wei Wan didn't ask much after going for so long, and his attention was all on Liu Che.

Han Yan didn't care about the teacher's eccentricity, he was also happy to be idle, holding his chin in a daze with his left hand, thinking about the news he got that day.

He is the grandson of Gong Gaohou, his parents died, he was Liu Che's accompaniment when he was in school, and he was also his playmate, he was very favored, and he also worshipped in private, so he could sleep in a bed.

At the same time, Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty probably didn't have two years to live, and began to clear the obstacles for Liu Che, allowing Zhou Yafu to die unjustly, and the emperor was cold-blooded.

There was no toothbrush when he took a nap in the morning, so Liu Che picked his teeth with his fingers......

In fact, it is not difficult to build a toothbrush, find a piece of wood to carve, the shape is flat, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and then polished smooth, and then make two rows of small holes with dots on the head of the toothbrush, and find some horse's mane to plant in, and the toothbrush of later generations will not be much different.

And this waist-length hair is too much of a hindrance, I want to cut it, but I don't dare, an era has its own customs, the ancients could only tie their hair at the age of fifteen, we still have a few years left, so we have to just spread it like this.

Thinking of his hair, Han Yan suddenly remembered what Sima Qian said, "shaving your hair is humiliated".

In ancient times, there was a "bald punishment", which was an unbearable punishment for the ancients.

After shaving your hair, it's like running around the street without clothes in the next life, and that's a really unpleasant feeling......

After thinking about it a lot, the living standard of the Han Dynasty was still in the primitive era, everything was so simple and simple, Han Yan decided that even if it was for his own food, he had to ask Liu Che to send someone to find cucumbers, grapes and the like, purely to improve his quality of life.

According to the current situation, if the Han Dynasty is captured by countries on all sides, there will be no good fruit to eat.

"Han Yan!" A majestic shout brought Han back to his senses.

"Oh, teacher......" His eyes flickered, avoiding the gaze of Wei Wan's rotten wood, and quickly picked up the bamboo slip at the corner of the table, and sat upright.

"......" Wei Juan was speechless, so angry that his liver hurt, suppressed his temper and took a deep breath, flicked his sleeves and said, "Get out of class." ”

"Goodbye, teacher." Liu Che had a smile in his eyes and bowed.

Han Yan: "......"

Watching Wei Juan's figure leave, Liu Che hooked up with classmate Han for the first time, "You kid, are you mentally retarded again?" ”

“…… I'm thinking about how to change the teacher's impression of me. Han Yan said casually, it was purely a nonsense answer, but in fact, he didn't have this idea in his heart at all.

"Oh?" Liu Che smiled, "I'm looking forward to it." ”

Saying that, the two of them followed out of the temple, Han Yan suddenly thought of something, took out a few rags from the middle of the collar cross, handed them to Liu Che and said, "Send you to wipe your fart, otherwise His Royal Highness the Prince, it will be bad to scrape hemorrhoids on the buttocks." ”

“……”