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Ye Chen is very messy now, looking around, all of them are antique buildings, if he is filming, there should be machines or something around, he looked around, completely desperate.
Looking at the two masters and servants staring at him with strange expressions in front of him, Ye Chen spread his hands helplessly and said, "May you tell me, where is this?" Or rather, what period is this? Also, don't look at me with that kind of foolish look, I'm not a fool, I'm not crazy! ”
Li'er was about to talk, but the handsome boy on the side waved his hand and said, "It's the forty-third year of the Great Summer Dynasty, and this is Yingxi Lake in Yuling. Seeing Brother Tai's outfit, it doesn't look like I'm from the Central Plains, isn't Brother Tai from the Western Regions? After speaking, a look of vigilance appeared in his eyes.
"Yuling? Yingxi Lake? I've only heard of Xuanwu Lake in Jinling. You've never heard of any of these place names in history. Finished. Could it be that I really crossed over? And also traveled to a parallel time and space! Ye Chen began to talk to himself again.
Seeing that Ye Chen didn't answer his son's words, Li'er on the side was very annoyed, and shouted at Ye Chen, "Hey! Little beggar! My son-in-law asks you something! Are you from the Western Regions? ”
Ye Chen was pulled back to reality by Li'er's words, he directly ignored this little guy with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and saw that the handsome boy was faintly hostile to him, and said with a smile, "Brother Tai, don't worry, I, no, I have always been a person from the Central Plains, and I have never been to the Western Regions, of course, it is impossible to be a spy!" Please also relax my brother! Hahaha, as for why I'm dressed like this, it's a long story, and it's not a short story! Anyway, you won't understand what I said! ”
The reason why the handsome prince doubts Ye Chen's identity is because in recent years, the relationship between several countries in the Western Regions of Great Xia has not been very good, and there are often small-scale battles breaking out, so it is common for the two sides to send spies to each other. Seeing that Ye Chen didn't have the slightest intention to hide in his words, he temporarily believed him, but for Ye Chen's unique way of appearance, he still couldn't help but ask, "Brother Tai, how did you appear in the sky above Yingxi Lake, and why did you suddenly fall into the lake?" ”
Ye Chen's face turned red, and he thought to himself, "If I tell him the truth, he will definitely not believe it, then I will simply make it up so that he can't figure out the truth or falsehood, so as not to cause trouble in the future!" ”
Ye Chen coughed, cleared his throat, and said indiscriminately, "My master taught me a set of secrets of light martial arts, so I wanted to practice it, but because my skills were still shallow, I lost my strength when I flew into this lake, so I fell into the lake!" "To be honest, even Ye Chen himself doesn't believe in this excuse, but at the moment, he can only talk about it casually first!
After listening to Ye Chen's reasoning, Li'er's face turned red with a smile, she pointed at Ye Chen, and laughed, "Just like you, you still want to practice martial arts?" Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! Practicing light skills, I almost lost my life, if I were your master, I would probably be angry with you! ”
Ye Chen couldn't bear it anymore, he replied, "You little girl, you look quite delicate, why are you so annoying?" Could it be that your aunt has been here recently? ”
Seeing Ye Chen's mouth, Li'er was very unhappy, she hadn't been afraid of anyone yet! She continued, "This girl just doesn't like you, she wants to talk about you, what? That, who is the big aunt? Are your relatives at home? ”
Ye Chen didn't want to continue the topic, so he chose to be silent, and the handsome boy's eyes signaled to Lian'er not to say any more, and ordered his subordinates to take Ye Chen to the back of the boat to change his clothes, after all, he was always so ragged, and it was not a solution.
Ye Chen stood at the bow of the boat, changed into a green cloth robe, enjoying the warmth and comfort of spring, and let his chaotic brain get a moment of peace. After a while, he slowly opened his eyes, and in his eyes, there were boats shuttling back and forth, and the beautiful spring scenery of Yingxi Lake.
Ye Chen looked at his reflection in the clear water, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, nose like a hanging gall, and an amiable smile, although the green clothes on his body were very simple, but they still couldn't hide their own demeanor, if they changed into official clothes, I am afraid that they would be a little more coquettish than those stupid X talents who like to chant a few broken poems in the lake.
Ye Chen's dress was simply too shabby compared to those richly dressed talents, so the daughters who stood outside the flower boat and scratched their heads didn't look at him at all, seeing this, Ye Chen just snorted coldly, "There is no difference between ancient women and modern ones!" It's all so money-worshipping! Ye Chen turned his head, no longer looking at the laymen who were warblers and swallows, staring at the crystal clear Yingxi Lake in a daze, thinking about everything in the past.
"Brother Ye has been standing outside the ship for so long, do you also want to see the stunning beauty of the first Oiran in Yuling?" The handsome boy walked up to Ye Chen and said half-jokingly.
Li'er also followed her son to the bow of the boat, and when she heard the words of the first Oiran in Yuling, she said disdainfully, "Isn't it just a beautiful vixen?" What's there to see! No matter how good-looking it is, it's not as good as my father-in-law" Li'er realized that she almost missed her mouth, and immediately covered her mouth with her hand.
"Then according to you, the prettier ones are all vixens?" Ye Chen accosted.
Seeing that Ye Chen actually took the initiative to provoke herself, of course she was not to be outdone, and said, "So what? She's a vixen, and I'm not wrong! Right, Childe! ”
Ye Chen glanced at Li'er lightly, said something vulgar, and then turned his head and ignored her.
Li'er didn't give up, and continued, "You say I'm vulgar? Which man doesn't salivate when he sees a beauty, and he can't wait to kiss Fang Ze immediately! The most vulgar thing is you stinky men! ”
"How do you know if a man stinks? Have you smelled it? Ye Chen said with a smile.
"You!" Li'er was speechless for a while, so she had to stomp her feet hatefully!
"Were you two enemies in your last life? Why do you quarrel as soon as you meet! Ay! The handsome boy said helplessly, he looked at the lake, still no movement, and wondered, "Didn't she say that she would come?" Why haven't you seen anyone until now? Today's poetry will be much more boring without her! ”
Ye Chen despised the brother next to him fiercely in his heart, the kind of stinky man you little guy said was referring to people like you!
Suddenly, the talented people on the side of the road rushed to the lake like crazy, constantly looking at the lake, and the boats carrying the talented people on the lake gradually leaned in one direction, and the exclamations made by the talented people were no different from wolf howls to Ye Chen!
"Brother Huang, look, isn't that Oiran's painting boat?"
"yes, yes, I don't know what kind of couplet Oiran will come out of this year!"
"If it's right, you'll have a chance to kiss Fangze!"
"Haha, it's exciting to think about!"
As soon as Oiran's painting boat appeared, sure enough, these so-called talents were all agitated!
Ye Chen followed the eyes of the chicks and looked forward. I saw a painting boat floating down the lake with two floors, about six or seven meters high. The lantern is hung high, the eaves pavilion is called, it can be called the air and the sky is lofty, the painting boat is the flag fluttering, but it is a pity that the curtain is deep, the appearance of the people inside can not be seen clearly, a huge lantern flying in the wind on the bow of the ship, there is a gilded character - "spirit".
Under the instruction of the pretty boy, the small boat gradually moved closer to the painting boat.
"How? Are you tempted? The pretty boy asked with a smile.
Ye Chen's face did not fluctuate, and he said lightly, "The painting boat is surrounded by water, and you can't see anything!" How can you be tempted? ”
Qiao Gongzi continued, "Brother Ye, don't be too anxious, I heard that every time this Oiran participates in the poetry meeting, he will come up with a couplet, so that the talented literati will pair up, if the answer is in line with her heart, then you will have a chance to kiss Fangze!" ”
Ye Chen heard that he was so familiar with these things, and asked casually, "You used to come to this poetry meeting often?" Or do you come to see Oiran often? ”
Hearing this, the pretty boy's face turned slightly red, and he said, "Brother Ye thinks too much, I'm not from this Yuling, this is the first time I've come to participate in this poetry meeting, as for what I just said, I heard what others said on the road!" ”
Ye Chen was very surprised when he saw the pretty boy showing such a shy look, he didn't come before, why blush? Ye Chen didn't understand.
The pretty boy's face returned to normal, and he said to Ye Chen, "Brother Ye, I finally arrived at this Yuling, why don't we go and join in the fun?" ”
Ye Chen had only seen these episodes on TV before, and he had not personally experienced them, so if he finally had a chance, he would naturally not refuse.