Liu Bei is naturally not a god who knows 500 years before and 500 years later, and he has not learned any Xuanhuang art.

But he is a county order, and he holds the records of the entire Huai County, and the craftsmen are all signed and drawn in the gatehouse, and the name, type of work, place of origin, and guarantor are not pulled.

There was also a group of subordinates, who followed and secretly entered Huai County.

Then, knowing the basic situation of each person, it is not difficult.

So, it's okay to fool people.

If you don't believe it, you naturally don't believe it, but you can only cheer with others, and your mood is very contradictory: This county order is really young, so it's really skinny.

If you don't cheer, you're afraid of being recorded in a small notebook and settle accounts in the future, cheer for your own heart - tangled.

Those who believe it are incredulous, and that's fine. looked at Liu Bei with a look of adoration, flashing a dangerous little star.

"Huh......" Liu Bei was showing a person a palmistry, and suddenly he was surprised and attracted everyone's attention.

"My lord, what's wrong?" A man's face suddenly burst into sweat, and 'whirred' and fell.

"I got a pox. It's weird, and you have this thing on your hands? Liu Bei scratched the back of his head with his other hand, looking incredulous.

"Poof." Everyone sprayed, isn't it just a, as for you.

Liu Wen couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly leaned over and whispered: "This is a pimple, not the kind of acne on the face." ”

Liu Bei laughed: "Ahaha, I'm scared...... Haha......"

The crowd fainted.

'Whew, I almost lost someone, but fortunately it passed. Liu Bei moved his body, and his back was damp.

Time passed little by little, Liu Bei gradually found a rhythm, someone sat down, closed his eyes at a glance, and began to touch his bones.

Everyone was stunned again, didn't you say that you looked at the palm, why did you start to touch the bones.

Watching a man's big hand grope back and forth on another man's hand, the touched hand trembled as if he wanted to refuse and welcome - I don't want to eat dinner......

Liu Wen wanted to open his mouth several times, but finally turned his head and looked away, out of sight, out of sight, what is love.

One by one, the craftsmen endured the nausea, and pretended to be happy, apprehensive, excited, etc., sat down on the stool, and began to make themselves unforgettable - men touching each other.

"Huh......" Liu Bei was suddenly surprised again, everyone rolled their eyes together, it's good once, don't make trouble, wait to go home after eating, I'm busy.

"My lord, what's wrong?" Yes, this one is also very cooperative, looking at Liu Bei with big eyes flashing with confusion on his face.

'Poof', everyone was amused by this person's appearance and words.

Liu Bei grabbed this man's hand, closed his eyes and shook his head, and muttered in his mouth: "No, no, it's weird." ”

"Huh?" March and the others looked at each other, this man didn't look like he was joking, what was going on.

This person was frightened by Liu Bei's chattering appearance, is he about to come to a catastrophe? But the look of the county order is not like panic, but like surprise, I, what the hell is wrong with me.

"Ah, my lord, I, what the hell is wrong with me?"

"You're pregnant." Liu Bei's words were not shocking and he didn't speak, as soon as he exited, there was a thunder on the ground, and everyone was dizzy.

"Uh-uh."

"Ahhh

"This, this, this."

"Uh...... Puff ......"

"Ahaha......"

There was silence in the courtyard at first, and suddenly burst into laughter all day.

Liu Bei's old god was there, shaking his head with his eyes closed, looking very sure so he was a little surprised.

The man's face was flushed with the amusement of everyone's laughter, he fidgeted, and said nervously, "My lord, you're not joking with me, are you?" ”

Liu Bei shook his head.

The man was frightened, could it be that he was put on his body by something, ahhhhh

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the 'plop' man rolled his eyelids, foamed at the mouth and fell backwards and fell to the ground.

Liu Bei was awakened, opened his eyes and looked at it, with a puzzled expression: "What did you say, what did you say, quickly save people." ”

Hu Gua and Hu Lie ran over, helped the man up and sat on the stool again, and glared at Liu Bei fiercely, which means: Let's get it at once, don't be endless, in case you scare people to death......

Everyone was also stunned by the sight, wanting to continue laughing, but they didn't dare; Don't laugh, I can't hold it back.

One by one, they were sinned.

"Uh, this, this, my lord......" The county Cheng Maqi also arrived, and he stopped talking, which means: Don't embarrass your master, just accept it when you see it, and have the right to be happy.

The squash pinched the man hard, hoping to wake him up.

Liu Bei sat on the seat with a calm face, touched his chin that had not yet grown hair with one hand, and continued: "Looking at this person's physical condition, it doesn't look like Ximai, is this strange?" ”

Everyone is down, there is no end, you, let no one live, do you have to give up until everyone is pregnant with a child?

Liu Bei suddenly slapped his head, startled everyone, and looked at Liu Bei with resentment, uncle, let's not be surprised, okay, you don't pay for your life if you are scared to death.

"What hand was he just now?"

"Uh, right hand, is there a problem......"

When everyone hears it, 'yes, is there a problem, haven't you been touching other people's right hands, what's the matter, this is not admitted, I want to see if you can name a flower.' ’

Liu Bei's face changed: "I'll just say it's not right, how can a big man have a happy pulse, hmph, so that's the case." ”

"No, that, my lord, what do you mean......" March couldn't help it, there is no end, let's pay attention to image, etiquette, and cultivation.

"No, no, you can't blame you if you don't understand." Liu Bei took a sip of tea and said leisurely.

"Huh?" Everyone looks at this unreliable county order, editor, you continue to make up.

"The ancients said: Men on the left and women on the right.

There is also a saying that the north goes down, the south is left, the east is right, and the purple gas comes from the east.

And the construction of the house, the furnishings of the house, etc., all tell us that the left hand represents the main position.

Then in a person's body, it should be left and right.

Then, a man's palmistry should look at the left hand......

Yes, yes, that's it, I said that it didn't feel right from the beginning, there was always a feeling of clouds and mountains and fog covers......"

Liu Bei said it all the time, and he didn't know whether to tell it to others or to himself, anyway, the more he said it, the more reasonable he felt, and he kept nodding his head.

Everyone stood aside and listened, and their faces were crying rather than crying, laughing and laughing, and they were uncomfortable to death.

"But, but the adults were all able to touch their right hands before, and ......they were quite accurate," a leisurely voice came from the crowd.

"I guess I have touched my right hand a lot, I don't feel it anymore, I want to change my hand to freshen it."

"High view, high view."

"Admire, admire."

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"Men are generally used to using their right hand, and their left hand is relatively soft and smooth......"

"Yes, some of the skin is good, and the white water is slippery......"

"You reach out."

"What."

"I'll touch it, wow, it's so smooth......"

'Bang' an old punch.

Dozens of people began all kinds of discussions, debates, and discussions, and one by one they all felt that their guesses were right, and spit flew into heated debates.

What's more, he took the opportunity to rub oil and was entertained by the old fist, and he became angry and began to fight back.

Looking at the chaotic crowd in the courtyard, the officials kept shaking, this is what their top boss did, and the whole Huai County will know about it tomorrow.

At that time, I was walking on the road, and I was confronted by a man who was five big and three thick, and suddenly smiled enchantingly: "Hey, give me a bone." ”

"Vomit ......"