280 Guo Jing lost the ghost city

If there was no shame of Jingkang, no one would know that Guo Jing was such a person. Because he is an ordinary junior officer, historians will not write about him. But history cannot be assumed, and the author has to honestly write a chapter for him. It is not okay not to write about him, because he was a very important figure who accelerated the demise of the Northern Song Dynasty.

At that time, Sun Fu, who was the Privy Council, read Qiu Jun's "Sentimental Poems", and actually read the hope of saving the Great Song Dynasty. The poem offers great good news. Guo Jing, Yang Shi, Liu Wuji and other three people can spell, as long as they find one of them, they can turn the tide and help the building to fall.

Sun Fu sent people to look for him, and soon found the most powerful of the three - Guo Jing.

"Do you have a way to break the gold soldiers?" Sun Fu asked straight to the point.

"Yes! These few golden soldiers are a fart! As soon as I cast a spell, the Jin people will immediately retreat. If I want, I can hit the golden man's lair! Capture the emperor of the Jin Kingdom and offer it to the saint. Guo Jing said unashamedly.

"What spells do you know?"

"The two laws of Buddhism and Taoism, Qimen Dunjia, remove beans into ice, what do you want!"

Guo Jingyi stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the air, and a small fish jumped on the palm of his hand. Sun Fu was taken aback and felt that this person was too powerful. Guo Jing doesn't know anything, he still knows some small tricks, the level is on par with Liu Qian, and the technique is quite good.

"Do you have any conditions?" Sun Fu asked further.

"I'm going to train one—the Rokko Divine Soldier." Guo Jing said loudly.

"What is a Rokko Divine Soldier?"

"As long as there are seven thousand seven hundred and seventy-seven (7,777) people, it doesn't matter whether they are soldiers or not, it doesn't matter whether they are martial, and it doesn't matter whether they are men or women. But the genus is particularly important, rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, pig, among the 12 genus, there are four kinds of can't be wanted. 'Chickens and monkeys don't have their heads', you can't get inside. 'Dog and Pig' is not good - the homonym becomes 'False Dog Harms Pig', and it is ...... to be guilty of guilt."

Bianliang City has a population of more than one million, and it is too simple to elect 7,777 people who belong to "rats, oxen, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, and sheep".

"Master Guo, when will the Liujia Divine Soldier be available?" Sun Fu was most concerned about this matter.

"It's as short as five days, and as long as ten days." Guo Jing slapped his chest loudly.

"What else do you want?"

"I have to pick the yin to make up for the yang."

"What do you use?"

"Virgin."

"How much?"

"Seventy-seven forty-nine."

Sun Fu immediately reported to the emperor that Zhao Huan was overjoyed and sent 49 palace maids for Guo Jing to collect yin and supplement yang. At this time, Guo Jing was in his early thirties, which was the age of a wolf and a tiger. These 49 palace maids are all more than 20 years old, and if the emperor doesn't look down on them, they will have to stay in the palace for the rest of their lives. As soon as I heard that there was a master Guo who rescued the suffering, he fell in love with him, what else could he do besides singing "The Dedication of Love"?

Guo Jing spent one-third of his time on military training, and two-thirds of his time on playing with the palace maids. These palace maids were all selected into the palace when Song Huizong was the emperor, and they were all as beautiful as flowers. Guo Jing used "Thousand Character Text" to compile a number for them:

Heaven and earth Xuanhuang; The universe is desolate. The sun and the moon are shining; Tatsusu Column. The cold comes and the summer comes, and the autumn harvest is hidden in winter. Leap more than the age of adulthood, the law Lu tunes the yang. clouds cause rain; Dew is frosted. Jin Sheng Lishui, jade out of Kungang. Sword......

Guo Jing accidentally discovered that the first word of "Thousand Character Text" is the word "sky", and the 49th word is the word "sword", so he played a word game, saying that he could practice the "Heavenly Sword" magic skill by collecting yin and supplementing yang. Feeling that his "Heavenly Sword" is sharp, he can kill the golden people. What is the "Heavenly Sword"? Naturally, it is his "little brother".

At the beginning, Guo Jing was still very patient, and 49 beautiful palace maids "picked yin" one by one. Sun Fu urged him to hurry up and fight. Guo Jing knew that there was not much time left for him, so he came to the group to work, called the remaining dozen palace maids to his room together, weaved a "meat screen", and made a mess. Replenishing yin and supplementing is excessive, resulting in yang. Paralysis.

Master Guo with Yang. The impotent lower body, climbed the tower, danced a sword, chanted words in his mouth, and sang-

As soon as the heavenly sword danced in all directions, the demons and monsters shouted.

All the gods and goddesses will follow me and work together to kill the state.

Taishang Laojun came by ox, and the Buddha of the West Heaven came to help.

I am good at sprinkling beans into ice, and the golden dog is so frozen that the chaff is sifted directly.

……………………………………

"Master Guo, how's it going?" Sun Fu asked politely.

"Open all the four gates of the city, south, east, west, and north. My Liujia Divine Soldier has been completed, and I will go out to kill the enemy, and in less than half an hour, there will be no one left of all the golden dogs! Guo Jing slapped his chest towards the mountain.

"What if all the gates of the city are opened, and the golden soldiers rush in?" Zhang Shuye, a waiter of the Ministry of Rites who has always advocated anti-gold, questioned it.

"Don't use my Rokka-Divine Soldier, forget it." Guo Jing found a step for himself.

"Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, not to mention that the immortal soldiers have already been trained! - The gates are wide open! "The emperor's plenipotentiary gave the order to Sun Fu.

Seven thousand seven hundred and seventy-seven six-armored divine soldiers rushed out of the four city gates. This is a very special army, one by one, shirtless, wearing masks, some smeared with chicken blood, some with dog blood sprinklers, and some with toilets......

At first, it really frightened the Jin soldiers who were besieging the city, and they retreated one after another.

Sun Fu was overjoyed when he saw the retreat of the Jin soldiers, and rode back to the palace on a fast horse to report the good news to the emperor. Zhao Huan immediately ordered someone to set up a banquet, and treat Master Guo for a while.

Wanyan Zongbi was furious, swung his big axe, and killed several retreating officers and soldiers, and everyone stopped retreating.

Guo Jing also swelled up when he saw the Jin soldiers retreating, his cloak was scattered, and he came out of the north gate with his sword. Just after that, Yan Zongbi rushed over.

"Who are you? How dare you pretend to be a ghost! Wanyan Zongbi shouted.

"I'm Guo Shenxian. Who are you? Guo Jing asked angrily.

"I'm the Generalissimo Wanyan Zongbi."

"Hahaha...... You're the Golden Vulture! Get back to your hometown, or a sword will cut off your pig's head. ”

As soon as Guo Jing's voice fell, he touched his neck, startled, and his head didn't know where to go.

"Where's my head?!" Guo Jing's rolling head shouted. It turned out that he was cut down by Wanyan Zongbi with an axe.

"Kill!" Wan Yan Zongbi gave an order. The sound of Jin people killing the sky, 7,777 six-armor divine soldiers, less than a pillar of incense, ghosts cry wolves. In the end, there was not a single one who spoke, and all of them were killed.

"Report!" A eunuch crawled into the palace with a rolling belt.

"Where's Master Guo?" The emperor and Sun Fu asked.

"Madman Guo was beheaded by the Jin Wushu, and the four city gates were all occupied by the Jin army!"

"Ahh

The emperor and the Manchu Dynasty were dumbfounded......

Tricksters are skilled and effective, but they are limited. Therefore, there is no one who has done great things in ancient times! ——Brother Xun thousands of years later, said with emotion.

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