So the first drill presided over by Xiao Tianjian began under such circumstances.

What these guys never expected was that Xiao Tianjian's so-called drill was so boring and monotonous, Xiao Tianjian didn't let them do anything else, the first step was not to teach them how to use knives and guns against the enemy, but to ask them to learn to stand in line over and over again.

What to stand upright, take a break, assemble and line up, look to the right, look forward, just let them line up a straight horizontal line, Xiao Tianjian spent two days, Xiao Tianjian also used a knife to cut a bamboo whistle, kept letting these guys disband, and then whistled to gather, tossing these guys turned on their backs, and each ran like a rabbit with a dog.

But in Xiao Tianjian's opinion, even if it is such a simple thing, these people can't do it well, every time after the disbandment, these grandsons will forget where they should stand, and huddle together, Xiao Tianjian will shout hysterically for a long time before he can find his position, and discharge a row of crooked horizontal lines, not to mention what to look to the right, these guys have no consciousness of left and right at all, as soon as they shout to the right, the heads of a group of people will turn around, and the chaos will not look good.

Xiao Tianjian was a little discouraged for two days, compared to when they were in military training, these mud legs were simply a group of pigs with human shapes, and the angry Xiao Tianjian scolded them, and finally couldn't help but go up and kick them with big feet and slap them, so that they finally let these guys know how the horizontal team was arranged.

Fortunately, these people are still honest, although they were scolded and beaten, but they didn't dare to express their dissatisfaction, and they did it according to Xiao Tianjian's requirements.

But early in the morning of the third day, before dawn, Xiao Tianjian angrily took these people out of the hole, and gave an order, and took these people down the ditch to line up and ran wildly.

A group of people scolded Xiao Tianjian in their hearts, in other words, they were still playing chess with Zhou Gong at this time, but now they were pulled out and slipped away like donkeys before dawn, but Xiao Tianjian has accumulated a lot of power, although these people are full of slander, but in order to eat, they still dare not disobey, the awe of the superiors has penetrated into their bone marrow, this is Xiao Tianjian's master, they only obey Xiao Tianjian's orders, but no one has ever thought of making a mutiny or something like that, although Xiao Tianjian is trained like a dog, But they could only slander themselves, but no one dared to say it, and a group of people followed Xiao Tianjian back to the mouth of the cave.

With a password, the gang immediately lined up a horizontal line, Xiao Tianjian walked back and forth in front of them with a black face and a slight pant with his hands behind his back, constantly looking at the faces of these people, only to see that these people were panting like broken bellows, standing there swaying to the left with his password, and adjusting a horizontal line.

"Which bastard was pulling at the entrance of the hole last night, and which bastard was urinating in the hole?" Xiao Tianjian didn't stop in front of Zhao Erdonkey until this time, and burst out with his throat, and Zhao Erdonkey's face was full of spitting stars.

Only then did everyone understand why they were so tossed by Xiao Tianjian this morning, but everyone didn't take it too seriously, because at this time, who didn't feces and urine solve it on the spot! Is it possible to make such a fuss? But everyone saw that they were very unhappy about this matter, and the consequences would be very serious, so everyone remained silent, and no one stood up to admit that they did it, even the iron head who had always obeyed Xiao Tianjian's orders remained silent.

Xiao Tianjian sneered and sneered in a strange voice: "Yo! I don't dare to admit it! It's all righteous enough, and no one comes out to report it! Good! That's not bad! Then everyone doesn't have to eat breakfast in the morning! Until someone comes forward and admits it, don't even think about the fuck eating! Master Jin! ”

As Xiao Tianjian shouted, Jin Fuzi immediately rubbed his hands and bent over and ran over, and after making an unstandard upright movement, he said loudly: "In!" ”

Xiao Tianjian was very satisfied with Master Jin's answer, and asked loudly, "Is the meal ready?" ”

"Well done, Boss!" Jin Fuzi replied loudly, he was not pulled out by Xiao Tianjian to run cross-country in the morning, and stayed in the cave to cook, breakfast has already been prepared at this time, since the beginning of the drill in the past two days, Xiao Tianjian has ordered to increase the food for the big guys, in order to ensure the physical fitness of these guys, everyone has three meals a day, each meal is given to two mixed bread flatbread for them to eat, and some pickles are eaten, although this thing still looks very bitter in later generations, but at this time, compared to the past, Now their gang of people already feel that this day is like the New Year, but it has also reduced a lot of hard work, after all, most of the food that can be brought back is the credit of Xiao Tianjian, which everyone admits it.

"Let them poke it here! Let's eat! Whoever moves, Lao Tzu will break his leg and starve him for another three days! Until someone admits it! Xiao Tianjian ordered loudly, then turned around, followed Master Jin to a clearing outside the cave, washed his hands and sat on the stone, picked up a large bowl of thick porridge with chopsticks that Master Jin sent him, and ate some pickles, and stared at the guys who were poking at him from a distance.

The rest of the group of people maintained an upright posture, their legs were tense, and they didn't dare to relax, because since they followed Xiao Tianjian, they were used to Xiao Tianjian's style of saying everything, let them poke, they could only poke, no one dared to let go of their legs and be lazy, otherwise Xiao Tianjian's big feet kicked over from behind, and the taste was really uncomfortable.

Everyone was gurgling in their stomachs, and they were pulled out in the morning and ran wildly for more than ten miles, and many of them had already played drums in their stomachs, and now they were standing in a military posture with an empty stomach, and everyone felt that their bodies were fluttering, and their legs were as sore as lead.

"Damn! Isn't it just a bubble of? Can the palm of the plate toss us so much? Zhao Erdonkey muttered quietly, but his body still remained tense, for fear of being heard by Xiao Tianjian in the distance behind him.

"Who the hell pulled at the entrance of the hole, and was stepped on by the palm plate, the mother has a kind of pulling, but there is no kind of admittion, so that the big guy will accompany the offense! What a fucking eggless! One of the people in the team muttered and cursed in a whisper.

Zhao Erdonkey's face jumped a few times, and he was red, and then this person's words muttered: "It was pulled by Lao Tzu, but it was not Lao Tzu's urine in the hole!" It's not just Lao Tzu alone, who fucking pees, there is a kind of admitting with Lao Tzu! ”

The big bull in the team trembled slightly, his face was red, and he whispered: "I'm sorry guys, it's a small pee!" The little one admits it! ”

After Xiao Tianjian was full, he threw down the bowl for Jin Fuzi to take to brush, paced in front of this group of people with his hands behind his back, and still inspected the faces of everyone with a tiger face, and before he could speak, Zhao Erdonkey stood up and said loudly: "Hold the plate, the at the entrance of the cave is small!" ”

"Hold the plate, it was a small urine in the hole last night! Please punish! Da Niu also quickly followed and stood up.

The others breathed a long sigh of relief, and some of them grunted a few times in their stomachs, Xiao Tianjian glanced at everyone, and scolded Zhao Erdonkey and Da Niu: "Lao Tzu said on the day he came here, and pee and go to the original point, but you two still violated, now punish you to clean up your ruins for Lao Tzu with your hands, and go to a place fifty steps away from the hole to build a thatched house for Lao Tzu!" Request to be done right away!

Other people can also be regarded as a kind of sheltering the two of them, which Lao Tzu does not blame you, but you must remember that covering the brothers is external, and if you dare to make a mistake internally, if you dare to make a mistake and do not report it, Lao Tzu will never spare it! Fifty of each person stood up, finished eating, if you can't finish it, don't think about eating!

There is also Lao Tzu set a new rule today, in the future, everyone will go to the thatched house to give Lao Tzu convenience, and then some people will urinate indiscriminately, beat ten military sticks, and must wash their hands before eating, there is a stream below, from today on, everyone must wash their feet every day, and take a bath once every five days! And you have to keep your clothes clean, and wash them for me if you have nothing to do! Violators will be served with military sticks!

Iron Head, make me a military stick after eating! In the future, if someone makes a mistake and is beaten with a military stick, you will punish him! Do you remember both? ”

Everyone immediately shouted: "Remember the boss!" ”

But Xiao Tianjian did not immediately disband them, but continued to say to them: "Everything I want you to do makes sense!" Don't think that Lao Tzu is borrowing the topic to play and make a big fuss! Let me tell you, Lao Tzu is actually saving your lives!

This year is either a natural disaster or a pandemic, once there is an epidemic, we are short of medicine at the moment, we can only wait for death!

Do you know how the epidemic came about? It's that many people don't know how to be clean, shit and pee everywhere, and the fleas on their bodies can spread the disease! And your dirty paws, do you know the disease from the mouth? Let you wash your feet frequently is also to make you less athlete's foot, your feet are not good, you can't escape for your life! If you don't want to die soon, do as I say, if you don't listen to Lao Tzu, you still give Lao Tzu a fuck, and save others harm! Disband! The Iron Head oversees everyone to do push-ups! Don't you eat until you're done! ”

Only then did everyone understand why Xiao Tianjian attached so much importance to this matter, and set so many rules, it turned out that it was really for their good, although they felt that Xiao Tianjian was still making a fuss, they had been like this since they were born, but if they thought about it carefully, they felt a little reasonable, in order to eat, they had to do it according to Xiao Tianjian's requirements!

So in addition to Zhao Erdonkey and Da Niu, the others immediately lay down, hummed and began to do push-ups, this action they saw Xiao Tianjian do, according to Xiao Tianjian, can effectively exercise arm strength, but just finished running cross-country in the morning, and then do fifty push-ups at this time, it is really enough for them to bear, one by one tired lying on the ground panting like a cow, and Zhao Erdonkey and Da Niu, they returned to the entrance of the cave and cleaned up the traces they left with their hands, both of them were disgusted to death, and it took a while to wash their hands to feel more comfortable, Then he didn't dare to eat, so he found something and went to the place designated by Xiao Tianjian to start digging a thatched pit, cut down branches and began to build a thatched house, which was not a difficult task for them, and a decent thatched house was built in more than an hour.