Chapter 359 - 290: The green-haired turtle is the uncle
Liu Bei's pain is one thing, and being unable to breathe after pouring a stomach of water is another, so he is a little confused.
The little kid is a good person to the end, sending people to the west, gritting his teeth and pouting, to give this young man who almost killed him when he met for the first time, that is, popularity, in exchange for this lost mind.
As the child's mouth kept approaching, the two got closer and closer, and a breath quietly blew on the face, and the little child's face was red like a monkey's ass, hot and hot, but he continued to move forward persistently.
Approaching, the white dragon that came out of the nostrils of the little kid had already reached Liu Bei Tieqing's face, and they were about to touch each other.
Seeing that the thunder was about to roll, at this moment, Liu Bei's body suddenly rolled to the side, avoiding the hot kiss of the little kid, closing his eyes and rolling again, the lazy donkey rolled three times, and when he reached the distance, he got up with a grunt, ran down with his feet, and quickly disappeared into the woods not far away.
The little kid didn't know that he was originally standing on the side of Liu Bei's body, and he was a little shy and leaned over with his eyes closed.
Liu Bei suddenly rolled in the other direction, still the kind of silent rolling, this place is naturally ...... Nothing.
"Ahhhhh......h
The little kid's mouth was empty, his body fell forward, his eyes opened, his mouth was a shout, and his body lost control and flew to the ground.
Otherwise, the child's reaction is the fastest and most effective, and instinct completely replaces thinking.
The little kid at this time perfectly interprets this.
The body fell at a rapid pace, and the little kid didn't wait to think, and the two legs reacted, one leg slid forward against the ground, as fast as lightning, and the other leg bent slightly on the knee, and the toes were inserted into the wet dirt.
It's done in the blink of an eye, and it's a perfect fit.
But the result is a bit unsatisfactory.
With the activation of the body's instincts, the good thing is that the little kid finally didn't fall to the ground, and the face had a close contact with the ground, avoiding the embarrassment of the face blooming.
The not-so-good side is that the legs are forked, and one point will never drag the mud and water when you get home, and as a result, the pants can't bear it, and they are disconnected from the middle.
At the edge of the pond, on the ground, the little fart child 'Yizi Ma', with a strange cry of "Ya Ya ......" in his mouth, his cheeks were red, and his eyes were full of grief and tears, and he was speechless.
'I'm just kind enough to save people, what's the matter, why did it become like this, I'm young, but I also want to be faced, woo, good people have no good reward, and they are troubled by bad guys...... Let me die! ’
On the other side, Liu Bei, who fled quickly without clothes, got into a bush, and was also speechless and looking at the sky, with tears on his face.
If you save it, you will save it, and you will usually be grateful, and remember that this kindness must be reciprocated.
However, I was rescued just now and my head was really confused, and I was lying on my back, kicked by my feet, and the pool water in my abdomen was spit out, breathing fresh air, my physical fitness was good, and I quickly turned around, regained my senses, and quietly lifted a trace of eyelids, and then I clearly knew my situation.
That is to say, now my whole body is completely seen, woo, I'm a decent man, this is seen completely, what to do, do you promise to be in person?
Liu Bei, who was extremely helpless, had to close his eyes and wait for death, waiting for this little kid to lose interest, or run away with nothing to do, get up again, put on his clothes and go to look for him again, and come to thank him.
The idea is good, but Liu Bei didn't expect that this person is not big, and his determination to save people is not small, so he wants to have a mouth-to-mouth with himself and give himself a mouthful of popularity.
Meow a mi, no matter how old we are, we are two men, okay, this has to be done, and we can't escape this shadow in this life.
Thinking that he was going to have a secret with Britney, he was very well prepared, and he saw that it was going to be realized, but his mind flashed over today's picture...... Vomiting and vomiting.
Liu Bei couldn't pretend to be unconscious anymore, so he had to quietly roll to the side, rolled around and saw that this person was still approaching, fortunately, he didn't do anything, the lazy donkey rolled three times, hid out, got up and didn't look back to thank him, covered his face and ran, a white hammer reflected a charming brilliance.
000
At this moment, Liu Bei was breathing, recovering his physical strength, and even more so recovering his agitated mood, immersed in his own world.
Naturally, he didn't know, he just wanted to leave secretly and didn't dare to make a sound to alarm the person, so that he opened his eyes and was speechless to each other, so he quietly avoided the move, but let the person tear his clothes, split across, and squatted there, wanting to cry without tears.
(Why, it's cold at the moment, and I don't dare to get up.) )
"Huh? Wrong...... I rubbed ......"
Liu Bei suddenly remembered something, his eyes glanced down in a panic, and he was instantly petrified.
On his own small bean sprouts, a green turtle the size of his palm hung there with his eyes closed.
In other words, this master was taken all the way here by himself, and he was swayed comfortably and fell asleep.
The corners of Liu Bei's mouth twitched, this master, I have served you to be old, and this is okay with meowing.
It's useless to say anything else at the moment, it's true to invite this master down first.
Liu Bei had no choice but to stand up slowly and walk forward, only to realize that a big stone had fallen between his legs, and the taste was old and sour.
After thinking for a while, he was running all the way just now, and this master danced with the wind......
The graceful dancing posture of the two, Liu Bei's heart was about to break, the fire cloud spread to his face, the two ears were quickly incited, and his mouth opened to snort......
He didn't have any concern, Liu Bei had to pull some vines and hang them on his body, barely covering his ugliness, and he didn't dare to use force, for fear of waking up this master, which can be described as trembling and frightened.
After making a green dress, Liu Bei supported the green-haired turtle with one hand below, gently lifted it up a little, and let out a comfortable long groan in his mouth, but his face changed and he hurriedly covered his mouth.
And in this way, the green turtle uncle seems to have found a good place to sleep in his sleep, retracted his long neck comfortably in the fog, played a set of Wang Ba punches comfortably on all fours, and continued to sleep, but his mouth still bit the little bean sprout, and refused to say it like a delicacy.
Liu Bei stood in place and waited for a quarter of an hour, this master did not bite hard like in the deep pool, but he did not let go.
The corners of Liu Bei's mouth twitched, but there was nothing he could do, this is not anywhere else, this buddy has disappeared, and the rest of his life has disappeared, and he doesn't dare to be sloppy at all.
In desperation, Liu Bei carefully supported the unprovoked Uncle Turtle with one hand, his eyes wandered around, and he walked down to a place.
What to do, naturally it is to find something, to get this goods off your body, otherwise you will keep it for the New Year!
…… After a long time, in a courtyard surrounded by mountains, there was a shocking ......
"Aha......"
"Puff ......"
"Talent ......"
"Don't move ......"
"Good, let me, puff puff ......"
"The little junior brother is really a dragon and phoenix among people, and he can be different when he goes out to take a bath, poof...... I can't make it up...... Puff puff puff ......"
Liu Bei hid in the quilt, his big eyes were full of sad tears: Is it a family, is it a family, shouldn't the first reaction be to help me, why ...... Woo, I'm running away from home......
Zhu A stood outside, his old face was also undulating, his eyebrows were beating frequently, his beard was shaking, and he was full of emotion in his heart.
"A green turtle in a green dress, you two complement each other, poof, it's really a lewd talent, a lewd talent......"
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