As the saying goes, if you control the heavens and the earth, you can't control shit and fart, but now the matter of shit and fart, the Metropolitan Governor's Office not only manages it, but also manages more.

You have to take care of eating, drinking water, pooping and peeing, raising chickens, raising dogs, opening doors, and closing windows.

Some people who don't believe in evil are beheaded on the spot because they have a soak of urine on the side of the street; The fat rich man was also beheaded because he couldn't stand the heat and opened the window at night; An old man was beaten to death on the spot because he went to the East Lake early in the morning to go fishing, and then he was arrested, and he has not been released yet.

It sounds ridiculous, but it's happening. A few days ago, the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion, which was very kind, made people shudder for a while. Under such high pressure, the lives of the people of Hongdu have changed.

Hearing the sound of gongs in the alley, Wang Erbao opened the doors and windows, it was already bright outside, and fresh air rushed into the house, and he couldn't help but take a long breath.

After a night of depression, his son, who had just turned seven, rushed into the yard and almost knocked over the toilet, and he nervously instructed, "Don't go out, beware of being cut off your head." “

"I know, if you say it three times a day, I won't go out!" After speaking, he took a small wooden stick and wrote and drew on the ground, and he didn't know what he was doing.

Wang Erbao said to his mother-in-law again: "You go cook, I'll send the toilet." “

The mother-in-law sighed and said: "Is there still two catties of rice at home, at most enough to eat until the day after tomorrow, I don't know if the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion still sends rice?" “

Wang Erbao pouted, "You really dare to think that it's good if you don't cut off your head, and I still want to ask for rice, I'll go to the second uncle's house later to see if I can borrow a few catties." “

The mother-in-law complained a little and said: "If you want me to say that I should have been a patrol member in the first place, otherwise where would life be so sad." ”

"Any patrol member is a soldier. It's not like you don't know that my second uncle's little eight died on the city wall. ”

"Xiao Ba didn't die in vain, didn't the Dadu Governor's Mansion pay twenty taels of silver and two stones of white rice, I heard that he also exempted his family from poll tax for ten years, and also issued vouchers. Otherwise, your second uncle's house, where is there rice for you to borrow. ”

Wang Erbao said disdainfully, "People are still dead in the end, twenty taels of silver, two stones of white rice are indeed real." Who knew that the Hongdu City changed owners again that day, and it would be a disaster to keep the tax exemption certificate. Alas, do you mother-in-law want me to die, so you can take the silver and rice and remarry. “

The mother-in-law was so angry that she spat him, went straight out of the house, and went to the kitchen to cook. Wang Erbao carried the toilet out of the house, habitually went to the chicken coop, wanted to see if there were any eggs, and then remembered that the only hen in the house was replaced by the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion with three catties of white rice yesterday.

It was not only their family that suffered, but Hongdu's cats and dogs were all bought by the Metropolitan Governor. Not for sale? Then just grab it, and nothing will fall. A hen can be exchanged for three catties of rice.

Out of the yard far away, I saw a carriage parked at the mouth of the alley, the carriage was quite large, it was put together by two big carts, there were four wheels, and the planks were laid very flat, and there were a lot of toilets on it.

The Metropolitan Governor's Mansion still likes stinky things as always, but it's a pity that they don't give money now.

"Hurry up, we're going to the next alley!" The patrolman who was driving shouted at him.

Wang Erbao hurriedly sped up his pace, and almost bumped into Aunt Song who went out, "I said Aunt Song, what are you doing, you have to clean up if you hit it!" ”

Aunt Song complained: "I also sent the toilet, it was too hot yesterday to sleep in the second half of the night and I woke up late, hurry up." “

"I've kept you waiting!" Putting the toilet on the carriage, Wang Erbao let out a long breath, he hesitated, and still asked: "I don't know if the Governor's Mansion is still sending rice now?" “

As soon as the words came out, he felt that someone was stabbing him behind him, it was Aunt Song. Of course, he understood what Aunt Song meant, and hurriedly changed his words, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm just asking." “

Originally, he just casually asked, how could a person who killed people and livestock do good in the blink of an eye when the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion suddenly revealed his fierce appearance two days ago, killing people and killing livestock.

Unexpectedly, the patrol member who followed the car said: "Fa, it's just that the Chen Demon people fought too hard outside the city a few days ago, and we can't take care of it, but it's not okay to have a family like you." “

Aunt Song said in surprise: "There are no adult men in my family, I don't know if I can get it?" “

Wang Erbao pouted, "Come on, Aunt Song, your son is fifteen years old." “

Aunt Song retorted: "It's fifteen, and that's not a ding!" “

The patrol member who drove the car said: "It's okay if you don't become a child, remember to bring the note that you gave to your family before, if you dare to get food at home, you know the consequences." "The consequence, of course, is to cut off the head, which is not a rule that only exists now.

When the Governor of Dadu gave out white rice for the first time, someone snatched someone else's note to claim it, but the family was hoarding food, so he was cut off by the people of the Governor's Mansion, and everyone felt that it was very deserved, and no one sympathized with him when such a person died.

Aunt Song cried and spread her hands, "Half of the eldest child eats the poor Lao Tzu, my family's baby has no Lao Tzu, and the family is almost unable to open the pot, how dare you deceive the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion." ”

"Then you can hurry up, it's going to be sent now."

"Okay, okay!" Aunt Song was pleasantly surprised to go home and get the grain bag.

Looking at Aunt Song's back, Wang Erbao was inexplicably jealous, and turned his head to the patrol team and said, "My kid has pierced the window paper again, can you give me another one!" ”

The patrol member said: "Your baby is really dishonest, and he has already pierced several pieces." This is the last one, and then poke it yourself to buy it! As he spoke, the patrol member took out a large piece of white paper from the horse's baggage, rolled it into a roll and handed it to Wang Erbao.

"Thank you, thank you, I promise this is the last time!" Wang Erbao thanked him with a smile, but said in his heart: "Don't take advantage of the bastard!" “

The patrol team laughed twice, "If you really want to make some money, the old lime kiln in the south of the city burns lime, although it is a little hard, but you can have six catties of rice a day."

Wang Erbao said excitedly: "What you said is true? Didn't lie to me? ”

"What are you lying about, the notice just posted this morning! Tell you that ten catties of rice is a lot, and we only have two catties of rice a day, but we only manage two more dry meals than you. ”

"Then if I die, will I also pay for the silver, rice and tax exemption certificates?"

The two patrolmen gave him a disdainful look, snorted coldly and drove away.

"Yes! Burning lime can't kill people. Wang Erbao said to himself, hurriedly returned home, and hurriedly went to the south of the city with a bag of rice

On the way, he suddenly found that the dirty Hongdu City was much cleaner, the place where garbage and feces were piled up in the past was empty, the weeds on the roadside had been shoveled clean, and a lot of lime was sprinkled.

Then he came across more lime, and there were people scattering lime in the river, some people scattering lime in the grass, some people scattering lime in the thatched houses, some people scattering lime in the huge East Lake, and even some people scattering lime in the wells.

Wang Erbao couldn't help muttering, "No wonder you want to recruit people to burn lime!" “

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