Ye Chen looked at the uplink given by the Oiran and was surprised, "She, why do you despise herself so much?" ”

The upper couplet of this Oiran reads "A pair of jade arms and a thousand pillows"

As soon as this link came out, it immediately attracted the laughter of many daughters.

"Sure enough, it's a dusty woman, and the Shanglian she gave is so shameless. It's such a disgusting thing, and I'm embarrassed to come up with a pair. ”

"That's it! No wonder this poetry meeting, my family Han Gongzi is not coming, it seems that Han Gongzi found out that this Oiran is a YD fox! ”

"When did Han Gongzi become your family? It's obviously my family, okay? You little prodigal hoof, see that I don't teach you a good lesson, you dare to rob Han Gongzi with me! ”

"Come on, who's afraid of whom?" After saying that, these little fan sisters of Han Gongzi didn't really start to fight, Ye Chen was embarrassed to see this, could it be that I traveled to the Tang Dynasty? The girls here are so hot-tempered! If you don't agree with each other, you will fight!

Ye Chen came back to his senses, looking at the uplink given, his brows tightened, this uplink looks tacky, but it's definitely not right! The point is that there are also numbers added to it, which adds to the difficulty!

Although this Shanglian is ashamed of the eldest lady, it is not strange for some sons and brothers who have been wandering in the Qinglou Tavern for a long time, but it is not strange to see such an explicit Shanglian that makes them even more imaginative, and their souls don't know where to throw it at the moment.

Ye Chen saw that the pretty boy on the side was also frowning, shook the folding fan in his hand, and was at a loss for Shanglian, after a while, the pretty boy accepted the folding fan, shook his head, and sighed, "Hey! Willing to bow to the wind, this Oiran's talent is really worthy of its reputation, Brother Ye, I gave up in the next! ”

Ye Chen hurriedly comforted, "Brother, don't sigh, you and I are just here to join in the fun, why care about these things!" ”

The pretty boy nodded, quietly looking at the others who were thinking about it.

Ye Chen naturally couldn't give up easily, after all, he was a person who had crossed over, and he finally participated in a poetry meeting, how could he leave without pretending to be a fork! Right? Besides, Ye Chen didn't know how many poems, songs, and couplets he had memorized when he was studying, and although Ye Chen couldn't write them himself, he didn't believe that he couldn't find them in his memory bank.

In order to make himself more talented, Ye Chen also deliberately took the folding fan from the pretty boy's hand.

Looking at Ye Chen, who had short hair, was dressed in a green shirt, and was shaking a folding fan in his hand, dressed nondescriptly, the pretty boy and his little girl covered their mouths and laughed together!

At this time, Li'er did not forget to continue to hit Ye Chen, "I said, weird!" My son-in-law has given up, why do you bother to hold on! You took my son-in-law's folding fan, did you sweat because you couldn't write it, and you wanted to cool the folding fan? ”

A little girl, if you don't scold you, you're going to turn the sky upside down! Ye Chen said viciously to Li'er, "You have to talk more, be careful for a while, I will teach you a good lesson for your son-in-law, and let your ass become four-petaled, do you believe it!" "For this kind of quirky little girl, she will only be scared by you if you don't play cards according to common sense!

Sure enough, as soon as Ye Chen's words came out, Li'er shouted, "Ah! You're a disciple! Suddenly she was so ashamed that she didn't dare to speak out again, and even her pretty son-in-law turned red, staring at Ye Chen with a perverted look.

After Ye Chen said this, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, he was obviously an old driver, but in order to block Na Li'er's mouth, he could only make this decision!

Those talented sons all made one move, holding folding fans, shaking their heads, which almost didn't make Ye Chen laugh!

"Look, I don't believe you can shake this couplet! Not to mention that the ancients were pedantic! You can see it from this pair! ”

There were still some people who opened their mouths and seemed to want to say it, but after glancing at Shanglian, they shook their heads and continued to meditate!

"A pair of jade arms, a pair. Ay! There you have, hahaha, I thought of it! Ye Chen's mind flashed with inspiration, and he thought of a lower link, but happy to be happy, Ye Chen was slightly entangled in his heart, whether he should match this next link!

Seeing that Ye Chen was sometimes happy and sometimes melancholy, he didn't know what was wrong, so he asked, "Brother Ye, did you come up with this look?" Or are you ready to give up! ”

Ye Chen smiled bitterly, "This, brother, I think I came up with it, but the content is a little explicit!" So, I'm going to think about whether to go up to it or not! After all, I'm a decent gentleman, and I don't want to be called a womanizer! (The author says wildly in his heart, you are what you are!) ）

When Ye Chen said this, he didn't feel ashamed at all, he was really thick-skinned enough! Hearing the words of a righteous man and a gentleman, the eyes of the master and servant of the pretty boy and the servant were full of doubt when they looked at Ye Chen. But Ye Chen pretended not to see it, and still pretended to be high there, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water! (You actually say I'm a dead pig!) I'm on strike! The author sweats! ）

Hearing Ye Chen say that his pair was a little explicit, he didn't want to know about it, but driven by curiosity, he still couldn't help but want to hear what Ye Chen's next link was.

Ye Chen approached the ears of the pretty boy, and faintly smelled the faint fragrance of rouge between his noses, and his eyes fell on the face of this stunning boy. The white is translucent and red, and the blowing bomb can be broken, like a crystal jade that makes people reverie.

Seeing that Ye Chen didn't speak for a long time, the pretty boy called softly, "Brother Ye, Brother Ye, what are you thinking!" ”

Has my sexuality changed? Ye Chen came back to his senses, he had been silently thinking about sins and sins in his heart, he didn't dare to look at the pretty boy seriously now, he was afraid that he would be addicted to men in the future and couldn't extricate himself!

Ye Chen whispered his right couplet in the ear of the pretty boy, but he didn't expect to make this thin-skinned pretty boy so embarrassed that his ears were red.

"Brother Ye, I thought that what the Oiran wrote was already more explicit, but I didn't expect you to be half a catty! You just said that you are a righteous gentleman, if you are a righteous gentleman, then there will be no well-dressed beasts in the world! The pretty boy laughed.

Ye Chen said that he was very helpless, spread his hands, looked very innocent, and said, "Brother Tai, you can't blame me for this!" If she wants to write like this, I have to tell you that this is the truth! ”

The pretty boy was about to answer, and suddenly a pretty maid walked out of the painting boat, and said to the talented men who were scratching their ears and cheeks, "The time for a pillar of incense is coming soon, and please hurry up, once this time passes, then you have to wait until the next poetry meeting!" ”

The pretty boy pushed Ye Chen and said, "It's almost time, why don't you hurry up and write down your next link, such a good opportunity, you don't hurry up and seize it!" ”

"Ahem, is this really appropriate?" At this time, Ye Chen began to be embarrassed.

The pretty boy pushed Ye Chen and said, "Brother Ye, anyway, the two of us are here to join in the fun, don't care too much about the result, right!" I think it's okay, really! ”

Ye Chen thought about it, and then prepared to go to the painting boat, but after walking a few steps, he turned back and pulled the pretty boy to the painting boat.

All this happened too suddenly, and when the pretty boy came back to his senses, he was already pulled onto the painting boat by Ye Chen, and at this time, everyone's eyes were on Ye Chen and him.

"Hey! Brother Ye, what do you mean by this? What are you pulling me up to here? I can't come out, do you want me to come up and make a fool of me? The pretty boy said anxiously.

Ye Chen patted him on the shoulder and motioned for him to calm down first. He suddenly found that this pretty boy was so slender and like a woman, but at this time he didn't bother to think about it.

Ye Chen said to the pretty maid just now, "This sister, I have already made the next couplet, but my handwriting is too ugly, can you find the son next to me to write it on my behalf?" ”

As soon as these words came out, they immediately caused a burst of laughter below.

"I can't write, I still want to see Oiran, let's dream!"

"That's it! At your level, you can still participate in the poetry meeting, and go home and study for a few more years! ”

Ye Chen completely blocked these sarcastic words, and when he saw the maid nodding, he led the two of them to a desk, where the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone were ready.

The pretty boy wrote it one by one according to Ye Chen's couplet, and then the maid rolled up the banner, took it to the bow of the painting boat, and said to everyone, "There is already a son's couplet, but there are still people who want to come up and give it a try?" ”

"It's almost time, what right! Feed! Can you show us what he wrote?

"yes, yes, open it and show us!"

A bunch of people below kept coaxing, and the girl had no choice but to pull the banner open.

"Half a little red lips are tasted."

Seeing this couplet, the talented literati below were dumbfounded, and it took a long time for someone to praise "Wonderful, wonderful!" Then came the voice of the response.

And the maid had already sent the banner into the painting boat and handed it over to the Oiran to judge to see if Ye Chen was the lucky one today!

"This link is not only very neat in format, but also very similar in content, it seems that this son is also a man of temperament! Hahaha"

Someone below kept making fun of Ye Chen, which made Ye Chen very embarrassed.

"Brother, don't listen to those people's nonsense. I'm such a nice guy! Ye Chen explained to the pretty boy.

Although the pretty boy nodded, it was clearly written on his face that I didn't believe in the four big words.

Inside the painting boat, a graceful figure can be faintly seen from a layer of tulle, holding the banner that has just been written.

A cold voice came from the curtain: "Go and bring that boy in!" ”

"Yes, Miss!" The maid respectfully exited the room.