Chapter 8: Are You a Dogface?
Anyway, Gan Yuwang rode out on a horse for a walk, but he didn't find the living treasure-level buddy, so he had to go home sullenly.
"Madame, where's Britney?" After turning around and not seeing his baby, Gan Sima asked his mother-in-law suspiciously.
Mrs. Gan flew over with a big roll of her eyes: "You still need to ask, you haven't come back!" ”
"Where?"
"What do you say?"
Gan Sima understood, and sat down in his chair with a grunt, panting.
The woman is not staying, and the more she stays, the more she becomes worried.
"Liu Bei, you shameless shabby, I'm embarrassed to say that my girl and old cow eat tender grass...... Ah......h You're ...... Ahh......hhh My girl is only six years old...... Xiao Tiantian, why are you so thick-skinned, and you still have to stick it upside down......" Gan Sima was really angry with Liu Bei, and he felt that since he met Liu Bei, everything was not going well, and his thoughts flew for a while, and his mouth was chaotic.
Mrs. Gan was waiting on the side, and she felt that it was wrong to listen to it, what are you talking about your girl?
I also heard about the bad things between my father-in-law and Liu Bei, but I didn't take it seriously at all, and the children's nonsense was ...... Even if it happens in the future, it's their fate...... But are you such a father, you are still a cultural person, phew, why did my mother fall in love with you blindly...... If you can't even fight a little kid, you'll pretend to be a big-tailed wolf at home......
Seeing that her father-in-law was closing her eyes and babbling nonsense, the anger in Mrs. Gan's heart was 'rubbing' up, and gradually approached the ignition point......
"It seems that I haven't helped you loosen your muscles and bones for a long time, so I got carried away." Mrs. Gan was angry, you are boring yourself, who can you complain about...... Still talking. Hmph, I decided to help you sober up,
Thinking of it, Mrs. Gan waved her hand, and a bamboo Buddha's hand appeared in her hand, two feet long, two fingers wide, and the front end was a palm. (Ahem, that is, tickle)
The 'whoosh' wind sounded, and it came in an instant.
'Bang' a Buddha's hand slapped on the back of Gan Sima's palm, and a red line came out in response to the scene......
"Ahh
'Bang Bang Bang'
"Ahh......h Madame, don't ...... Stop ......" Gan Yuwang was wandering outside the world, suddenly his palm hurt, he came back to his senses, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
To be a subordinate, you have to have eyesight, no, just picked up the family law here, and the maids and subordinates have already run away. As for whether it listened to the root of the wall or ran away, who knows.
"Don't stop...... Good...... I tell you not to stop......" Mrs. Gan was angry and decided to follow Xianggong's wishes and continue to ...... Beat......
Gan Sima was beaten and grinned, knowing that he had been misunderstood, he hurriedly explained: "Stop, stop......" There is a fierce wife in the family who can't be provoked!
"You said that you, the official worships Sima, has extraordinary knowledge, and you are superior to others...... Now he is not doing his job, and he is talking to a child every day,...... Shame on you...... It's not angry...... "Mrs. Gan said angrily while tickling Xianggong with an itch......
Gan Yuwang's heart stirred: Yes, what's wrong with me, shouldn't it......
"Madame, I was wrong...... Shhh......h I was wrong......"
……
Mrs. Gan, surnamed Sima, single name Ying, the word Shujing. Childhood...... Well, it sounds good to be cheerful and lively, but it is not good to call it a donkey and short-tempered...... It's not at all right with Shujing.
Later, when I grew up, there was no one who came to the door to talk to the matchmaker. According to the influence of the Sima family, it should never be like this, it can be seen that this prestige is shocking to all directions...... Phew, notoriety......
It's not that she is rude and oppresses the people, but she is a stunned young man who is stunned at a little, and she may not be mad when she will be mad, once she is mad, she will admit her death, and she will never stop if she doesn't finish the anger in her heart......
What's even more terrifying is that this person who doesn't recognize the red costume loves martial arts.
The younger brother Sima Fang, a well-known figure, has loved this girl since he was a child.
can cause trouble and martial arts, and there is someone behind him to support him...... One by one, the high-ranking lords who wanted to marry Sima thought about it for a long time, gritted their teeth and gave up. I'm afraid, if one day I accidentally beat my son to death, and there is no other benefit for keeping such a widow in the house than causing trouble......
In this way, the door is not the right one, even if the Sima family secretly signals, resolutely pretending not to see; Small families don't dare to hope, well, it is commonly known as having a thief's heart but not a thief's courage.
After a few years, the little girl is about to become an old girl, and she can be in a good mood......
The old lady grows up day by day, and she is very beautiful, but no one cares...... Now the family is even more chickens and dogs...... Sima Fang is also worried, but what can he do? This very knowledgeable and skilled buddy pondered and meditated, and his hair didn't know how much to fall off, hey, his eyes lit up.
So, this guy sent an invitation to his friends when he was studying, which means that we haven't seen each other for a long time, I miss you very much, everyone come to me, get together, talk about learning, talk about life, and by the way, look for what kind of drop is the wind and snow......
When my friends received the letter, they were very excited and hurried on the road one by one.
When these guys arrived, Sima Fang set up a banquet to give him a warm welcome, and let his sister peek from the back hall to see if he could see which one. Alas, dead horses have the right to be live horse doctors......
Who knows, the surprise came, and Sima Yingtianluan moved.
…… At dawn the next day, Gan Yuwang was dragged awake by Sima Fang in the quilt, looking at Sima Fang with an angry face, Sima Ying who was crying in the quilt, her face was red, who let herself lose his morality after drinking too much, what else can he say......
So, the two happily got married!
Since then, this matter has become a handle, and Gan Yuwang has become a head shorter in front of his wife, plus he is a scholar, and he has no power to tie the chicken...... The painful and happy married life began in this way......
……
In Sima Mansion in Zhuo County, the two of them were making a noise, and there was a sound in their ears.
"Hey, Mother, are you tickling Father?" Sweet came home with big eyes and a curious look.
"Eh, this, that ......" Gan Sima was embarrassed, his lips moved for a long time, and he didn't find an explanation.
"Come on, Mother will teach you how to tickle others...... But remember, a girl can only tickle a boy in her life...... Be sure to remember the technique...... Strength...... The timing ......" Sima Ying saw her daughter coming back, and hurriedly and excitedly beckoned her daughter over and taught her step by step......
"Uh-uh-uh......" Gan was puzzled to see his daughter come back, but when he heard his mother-in-law's words, he immediately held back his words and decided to practice closed-mouth meditation.
"Hmph, I can't hide if I can't be provoked!" Gan Hope has found enough reason......
"Tiantian, let's go, eat!"
"Mother, I've eaten it!"
"Ah, where did you eat, what did you eat?"
"At Brother Pig's, eat mud chicken."
"Oh. Uh, what is a mud chicken? ”
I told ...... Hey, it's your father, you asked, do you want to know? ”
"Good girl, hurry up."
"Hmph, if you bully Brother Pig, I won't tell you. Mother, I'll tell you secretly! ”
Look at the two girls hiding on the side, whispering, and pointing at themselves and squeezing their eyebrows, Ganwang looked up at the sky with a disdainful face: Hey, what an obvious thing, isn't it just to paste the chicken with mud and burn it under the fire, when I really don't know............ Where did I bully the big ears, and I haven't acted yet, okay...... Woo woo, girl, you have no love for me......
"Girl, look, I'll buy you a fun one!" Gan Sima's eyes turned to his heart, hum, dare not love me, buy it......
…… The three of them walked to the back, and the mother and daughter squeezed their own head of the house together. Gan Sima clinged to the side, smiling like a dog's tail flower......
Emma, who is willing to look at this face, which is a dog's face, changes so quickly......
A big man, do you want a dog face!!
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