Chapter 1385: Brother-in-law Is Too Cunning!
Chapter 1385: Brother-in-law is too cunning! (Page 1/1)
"Brother-in-law, stop pretending, ah!."
'Xia Fang' thought that Ye Xiuwen was pretending, and looked at the sofa with his hand, but as soon as this hand was put on the sofa, there was an extra mouse trap in his hand.
'Xia Fang' screamed in fright, and at this time, Ye Xiuwen stood up from behind the sofa, unscathed.
"You hate it, she's still a girl, and you broke her hand." Hugo saw Ye Xiuwen and complained.
"It's okay, I opened the clamp and clamped it on her hand." Ye Xiuwen dusted off his clothes, and from behind the sofa, he picked up his hat again. The hat was full of mouse traps, and Ye Xiuwen was picking it down.
"Brother-in-law? How did you manage to get around so many rat traps? "'Xia Fang' said in surprise at this time.
"You've watched too much TV, haven't you? The power of the rat trap is not as great as you think. Imagine what would happen if you used a mouse trap to trap an elephant? Ye Xiuwen asked rhetorically.
"You shouldn't be able to add it, right?" 'Xia Fang' asked tentatively.
"That's right, you can't clip it. Because the elephant is too big. Even if the rat trap touches the elephant's body, it will bounce off itself.
And we humans are the same, if a person touches a mouse trap, as long as he doesn't stick his finger in it, it won't hurt much.
What's more, when I landed my backflip just now, my hat fell to the ground first.
The rat trap was touched, and it bounced around. By the time I landed, the rat traps had already been touched.
Do you think they can hurt me? Ye Xiuwen asked rhetorically, 'Xia Fang' was speechless.
At this time, it was Ye Xiuwen's turn to ask: "Are you two still young?" Did you rush me back because you wanted to design me? You don't know how busy I am,.."
"yes, busy! Those who are busy can't think about it. I'm busy kissing people, and I can't do without ,.."
At this moment, it was Hugo's yin and yang weird way.
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Ye Xiuwen was speechless, as if he had thought of something, and asked rhetorically, "Miss Su has been here?" ”
"Chirp, do you still want people to come to your house? See for yourself, brother-in-law, by the way, this is the last time I'll call you brother-in-law."
Xia Fang said proudly, and then stood beside his sister and said, "Sister, let's divorce him." sentenced him to leave the house cleanly. ”
“..”
Ye Xiuwen was speechless again, and said in his heart: There is such a little sister-in-law, and she is really drunk.
"Wait, our Xia family is a reasonable place, let him explain,"
Hugo looked like a concubine and handed a tablet computer to 'Xia Fang', and 'Xia Fang' operated as fiercely as a tiger, and then handed it to Ye Xiuwen and said, "Brother-in-law? You're amazing, huh? If you cheat, can you go internationally? It's still international news? ”
"International news?"
Ye Xiuwen was a little strange, and said in his heart: Isn't someone having a PS?
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After looking at the picture, Ye Xiuwen remained speechless, because the picture was not PS. It's true.
Ye Xiuwen was on Coconut Island, and after defeating the mercenaries of the Skeleton Legion, everyone was happy. He was unexpectedly kissed by Su Xiaoya. Then I don't know which hand was quick to take a picture and post it on the Internet.
And this is good, the black wolf of Huaxia and Miss Su Xiaoya of Huaxia kissed, and they were hyped by the media, and in less than half a day, even the major media websites in China were hyping it, and they couldn't hide it if they wanted to hide it at all.
Ye Xiuwen scratched his head, a little embarrassed. Because the loess sticks to the feet, it's not but.
"How? What do you think? Isn't it ridiculous? Sister, divorce him, anyway, I can't see him a few times throughout the year. "'Xia Fang' instigated on the side, and I don't know what benefits Ye Xiuwen can get from divorcing her sister.
Or maybe it's pure revenge, after all, Ye Xiuwen has seen her, and he hasn't said a word of apology until now.
"That's it, explain, if it doesn't make sense, divorce!" Hugo also said with a stiff face.
"What's the explanation for this, you see, with so many people here, what can we do?"
Ye Xiuwen turned the tablet upside down and used it as an argument: "Didn't you see it? Among them, there are also people who are injured. We are celebrating after thwarting the conspiracy of the Skeleton Legion. Miss Su may be too happy and forget for a while, I have already criticized her, let's be people, we can't hold on to other people's pigtails, right?
Besides, don't you know who I am? I'm a dignified black wolf, can I still do that kind of cheating in marriage?
I'm telling you, if I'm trying to cheat, there's a lot of that. There are more than a dozen wolf warriors, believe it or not? ”
The more Ye Xiuwen said, the more angry he became, Hugo sighed, and said helplessly to 'Xia Fang': "Have you seen it?" This is your brother-in-law. I said that a single photo could not convict him. You still don't believe it. ”
"Who knows, he's so cunning?"
'Xia Fang' airway, and then with an idea, he attached it to his sister's ear and whispered for a while.
"Yang Mengmeng? Who is Yang Mengmeng? Hugo said strangely.
"I managed to get my hands on it, look at it."' Xia Fang smiled evilly, and then showed her phone to her sister.
"Oh my God, you black wolf, you're really an amorous seed?" Hugo said as if surprised.
Indeed, what 'Xia Fang' showed her at this time was hard goods.
Five-star hotel, roses, candlelit dinner, this is obviously the next step, is to open the room.
"Let me see, what is it?"
Ye Xiuwen leaned over to look at it and angrily pushed 'Xia Fang's head.
"Annoyed and angry, sister? Do you see that? He was annoyed. "'Xia Fang' said as if he had caught Ye Xiuwen's braid.
"Yes, I'm so angry!"
Ye Xiuwen was speechless, pointed at himself on the phone and said, "Look at it, what am I holding in my hand?" ”
"Pockets?" Hugo Road.
"Have you ever seen someone with a military backpack on a date?" Ye Xiuwen asked rhetorically.
"What about the flowers?" Hugo asked rhetorically.
"Can I go empty-handed? This Yang Mengmeng, an older leftover girl, doesn't like anything else, just likes roses and romantic candlelight dinners.
Let me tell you, this is a business matter, and I made a report at Shi Lao. Ye Xiuwen said confidently.
"Shi Lao, do you know about this too?" Hugo said something strange.
"Yes, eldest sister, I asked Shi Lao first before sending the things to Yang Mengmeng. It's a fossil, and we need to figure out what it is as soon as possible. So you have to give some gifts, do you think, is that a problem? Ye Xiuwen said again.
"Like, there's nothing wrong with that?" Hugo was stunned.
"Sister? My brother-in-law is too cunning, what should I do? "'Xia Fang' stomped his feet anxiously, but couldn't find a word to refute.
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