Mo Xiaochuan was very melancholy.

Flowey's mother wants Flowey to become an ordinary person, which may have something to do with her own experience.

Or perhaps the winged bird family has had an irreversible and tragic fate since ancient times.

But Mo Xiaochuan still insisted that even if Huahua did not become a winged bird, she must have some self-preservation.

Even if it's like an old dirt, it's okay to resist beating!

However, Lao Zhen and Boss Li tactfully told Mo Xiaochuan that natural skills could not be taught.

That's more troublesome.

Mo Xiaochuan has indeed known a lot of big demons since he became the envoy of the mountains and seas, but except for the clansmen of the mountains and seas, there are almost only the bosses of Qingshui Street left.

There are also green onion essences, orange essences, marmot essences and the like that I got acquainted with in the blessed land......

Okay, Banana-kun may be a special case, but what the hell does it matter!

Not to mention how bad it is to take off your clothes and throw it on the ground, waiting for the enemy to step on it and fall down, the key is that this thing should also be regarded as a natural skill of banana essence!

Huahua can't learn well!

Well......

In the same way, like Xie Dacong's spicy eye skills, Li Ai's hole-punching skills, and Wen Cheng's ......

Wait a minute.

What skills does Wen Cheng have?

Is it the ability to squeeze orange juice indefinitely?

Whatever!

Anyway, these are all people's natural skills, and Huahua can't learn them all.

Mo Xiaochuan felt that he had walked into a dead end.

After thinking about it, I really let Huahua learn what kind of women's wolf prevention skills, cut off the legs of children and grandchildren, etc.!

Mo Xiaochuan was having a headache here, when he saw a middle-aged man in a neatly dressed suit walk in.

The man in the suit had a big back hair, a big nose, two pinches of mustache on his lips neatly groomed, and a shabby briefcase in his hand.

How to say it, it can be seen that the other party is trying to show the temperament of an elite.

But no matter how you look at it, it's more like an insurance seller.

And it's the kind of insurance seller whose performance is not very good.

It's probably a middle-aged uncle with a lewd face......

None of the people present had ever seen this person, including Mo Xiaochuan.

But Mo Xiaochuan knew who he was.

So the next moment, Mo Xiaochuan took the initiative to stand up, stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, you should be stupid...... Uh, no, S......"

The other party shook Mo Xiaochuan's hand with a smile, and took the initiative to introduce himself: "My name is Li Wen, you can call me Lao Li." ”

Mo Xiaochuan was stunned: "So, do you sing '365 Days of Thinking of You'?" I like to listen to that song." ”

Stupid, uh, let's be Lao Li, he was shocked by Mo Xiaochuan's brain circuit at the moment, and he slowed down for a while before he smiled: "Hehehehe, the verdict makes the adult really, humorous......"

"Prizes have been awarded. Mo Xiaochuan waved his hand modestly and introduced to everyone: "This editor-in-chief Li is from Shancheng Daily, and he is also a person from our mountains and seas, and his true appearance is, Meng Huai." ”

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas, The Classic of the North Mountains".

There are beasts, its shape is like a turtle and red hao, and its sound is like a durian.

The name is Meng Huai, and he can resist the murderer.

According to the records in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", Meng Huai lived on the Qianming Mountain, looked like a porcupine, with red soft fur on his body, and his cry was like the sound of pumping water with a squirrel, and it was like a cat snuggling up to him.

And Meng Huai's most important ability is that he can resist evil and be fierce!

Legend has it that even people who have never seen Meng Huai can resist the invasion of evil spirits by just hanging his portrait at home!

What is this?

This is Zhong Kui of the same vein of mountains and seas!

However, the old dirt, Boss Li and Xiao Dou who were present were all a little dazed after hearing this.

Because they haven't studied the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", non-famous monsters like Meng Huai have never heard of it at all!

Xiao Dou habitually spit out a pea from his mouth and asked, "Meng Huai? So, is it a locust tree spirit?

As soon as these words came out, the stupidity suddenly made the whole person feel bad, and explained again and again: "What is the essence of the locust tree, even if the locust tree becomes a essence, it is also an evil spirit, besides, I am much older than Mencius, when I took the shape, Mencius and his grandfather were not born yet! I need to rub Mencius's popularity? And I don't quite agree with many of Mencius's views, what fish and bear's paw can't have both, why can't I have both? Let me tell you, the bear's paw stewed fish is delicious! You haven't eaten it, have you? I've eaten it! First of all, we have to fight a bear, preferably an adult male......"

Hearing this, Lao Yan couldn't help but speak: "The male bear is not easy to deal with! I asked a female bear to open a house before, but later her husband found out and beat me, and the slap came over, tsk......

Silly eyes suddenly showed a glint of excitement: "This little brother can! I didn't expect to have such a wealth of experience at a young age, but as a person who has come over, I have to mention it to you, in fact, the human bear is really not interesting, do you know the hippopotamus?"

The old filth immediately gave a thumbs up: "It's still your brother, you're heavy!"

"Hey!" waved his hand stupidly: "Who hasn't been a little impulsive! Listening to your accent, you shouldn't be a local, see that the two of us are so compatible, I'll take you to the major bathing centers in the mountain city to experience the experience after I'm done?" I tell you, although our service here is not as good as the famous Dongguan, but the quality is definitely not bad!"

But in a few words, the stupidity has undoubtedly exposed his true nature, Mo Xiaochuan looked helplessly at the discussion between him and Lao Fil, and couldn't help but sigh ten thousand times in his heart, he is still a baby!

And shouldn't Meng Huai in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" be a righteous and awe-inspiring auspicious beast?

How did you get to be stupid, obscene and talkative, it's like losing the face of the mountains and seas!

Hell knows what he's been through all these years!

"Ahem, that ......"

Mo Xiaochuan tried to interrupt the conversation between the two and bring the topic back to the right path, but he never thought that this cough was misunderstood.

He looked at Mo Xiaochuan, with an incomparably rippling smile on his face, and the two pinches of mustache shook one by one.

"Oh, look at me, look at me, this accidentally chatted, I forgot that the adults are still here, you are still young, naturally you don't understand the world of our adults, but you must not think that this is a very dirty thing, every progress and development of human society, sex is always the most powerful subject, Aristotle has a good saying, Everything in the orld is about sex. Except sex. Listen to it, it's like talking to my heart, so when you're interested, I can take you to experience the adult culture of our mountain town......

Mo Xiaochuan felt that his brain had begun to hurt.

What is the saying?

Hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated!

If you don't agree with each other, you can fly English!

Aristotle is out!

Do you think I'm Section Chief Wang's kind of unlearned and unskilled goods?

Whom are you!

But Mo Xiaochuan couldn't expose the stupidity on the spot here, so he could only sigh helplessly: "I mean, no matter what culture is not cultured first, what is it, or you should help Shopkeeper Chen see a doctor first?"

Hearing this, the stupid man suddenly slapped his head: "Yes, yes, where are the people? Are you still alive? I'll take a look at ......."

The shopkeeper Chen, who was in a coma, seemed to move his fingers unconsciously.

I probably have 10,000 MMPs in my heart and I don't know where to start......