Chapter 149: The Best Policy (Part II)
Chapter 149 Fang is the best policy (II)
If Li Jiancheng didn't go, Xiao Li Er would play on his own.
Xiao Li Er was even more fascinated by this matter than listening to "Journey to the West".
Some people are born with the need for a stage to perform, and they like the feeling of being noticed, and I think Xiao Li Er is a person with this kind of temperament.
When Li Jiancheng started, he thought that he would lead Xiao Li Er crookedly, and then he began to do not do his job properly and transform into a servant.
When the time comes, it will develop and replace Tang Ming Emperor Li Longji to make a pear orchard.
Fortunately, Li Jiancheng found out that Xiao Li Er didn't tell everyone, and every time he said a story, he would send the servants out.
After all, class values are cultivated from an early age, and Xiao Li Er feels a bit embarrassed to teach to his subordinates.
In fact, at the beginning, Xiao Li Er didn't do this, but once Xiao Li Er spoke up and learned the movements of Sun Wukong's monkey head and monkey brain, and I don't know which brain-pumping subordinate shouted: "Okay, another one!" ”
Xiao Li Er's face was black at that time, and he could tell that it was someone outside the room shouting, so he immediately went out to look, but he didn't find anyone.
And the person who applauded was arranged by Dou Hui after Li Jiancheng told Dou Hui about his concerns.
And Xiao Li Er is still in the dark.
Later, Xiao Li Er ran to Dou Hui to complain, but the result can be imagined, Dou Hui did not support Xiao Li Er's action to find the "prisoner", but grabbed his ears and chattered.
The gist of it is nothing more than - you acted for no reason, which attracted the applause of others, why are you running now?! When you find the reason from yourself in advance, the flies don't bite the eggs......
Xiao Li Er saw that Dou Hui was getting angrier and angrier the more he spoke, and the words became more and more ugly, so he coaxed and immediately admitted his mistake, after all, heroes don't suffer losses in front of them, and then turned his head and told his brothers and sisters that he didn't talk about it.
Unless you find the one who makes fun of himself!
As you can imagine, how can it be found.
Xiao Li Er, appeased by many brothers and sisters, started the story again, but this time it was limited to a small area, and it was necessary to clear the scene, and someone had to be under martial law outside.
Li Xiuning is also one of the listeners, and she is very familiar with the story of "Journey to the West".
Therefore, as soon as Li Xiuning heard Xiao Li Er's words, he smiled brighter and said, "If you are that monkey, you will have to press it under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years." ”
Xiao Li Er waved his hand disappreciatively, raised his head and said:
"Five hundred years is five hundred years, Mencius has a cloud: Heaven descends on the people, they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, so they are tempted to endure and benefit what they can't."
Li Jiancheng had already closed the formula at this time, and used this time to think about how to fine-tune his plan, walked to Xiao Li Er's side, and said with a huge profit:
"You've found such a good reason, amazing! Be careful that the coffin boards of the sages will not be covered. ”
Xiao Li Er has long been accustomed to the humorous words that Li Jiancheng comes up from time to time.
After all, the two of them now live in the same courtyard, and from time to time, Xiao Li Er will be "bullied" by Li Jiancheng in the name of love.
While the two brothers were laughing and teasing, the relationship grew by leaps and bounds.
Xiao Li Er grinned and said, "Big brother, you are so powerful, I will help me press it when the time comes." ”
"Tsk!"
Li Jiancheng raised his eyebrows and said: "Who said that you want to protect me, and now let me rush forward again?!" I'm a ...... with a written note."
"Big brother!" Xiao Li Er frowned his bun face: "......, can we stop talking about that bodyguard agreement!"
However, Xiao Li Er just turned around in his heart, and he didn't say it, because he found that his eldest brother was really childish, and the more he didn't want to hear it, the more he had to say it.
also said: "Big brother, I'm afraid that you will forget, and when the time comes, you will become a person who does not believe in words, so I remind you from time to time." ”
This protection agreement has long been no secret in the Li Mansion.
When other people looked at this matter, they all thought that Li Jiancheng had put a spell on Xiao Li Er, so that he could work hard, after all, there were people to protect, and he couldn't help but work hard.
Xiao Li Er is not stupid, don't look at what he says, don't want it, and he agrees with everyone's opinion in his heart, thinking that it is Li Jiancheng's good intentions.
It wasn't until many years later that Li Er smiled helplessly and said, "Big brother, I really convinced you, and brought me the Tightening Spell so early on......"
Li Xuanba secretly pulled Li Xiuning's sleeve at this time, and after reminding the other party not to watch the show, he said: "Big brother, you heard what I said and the third sister just now, right?" ”
After saying that, he blinked his big eyes that were exposed, and said with anticipation.
Xiao Li Er immediately answered: "Big brother, big brother, I want to see it too." ”
"Who said they didn't want to learn? Don't want to learn what you watch?! Li Jiancheng pinched Xiao Li Er's meat bun face twice, and it felt good.
"I'm young and I don't know much. And, isn't that what you said, big brother?! Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great! ”
Xiao Li Er was very helpless about Li Jiancheng's behavior of not pinching his face at every turn, and no matter how he protested, it was ineffective.
The protest was ruthless, and Li Jiancheng smiled directly: "Then I'll let you pinch it back." "I can pinch Li Shimin's face, tsk, I can wake up happy when I think about it.
Xiao Li Er said that he didn't have that hobby, and then went back to the house and closed the door, beckoned Li Shou, pinched the other party's face, and then pinched his own face......
In the end, Xiao Li Er felt that his face was still easy to pinch, and then he accepted his fate beautifully.
At that moment, a glimmer of light flashed in Li Jiancheng's eyes, and he said with a smile: "What do you want to see?" Four or two thousand pounds?! ”
Xiao Li Er: "That's right! ”
Li Xiuning glanced at Li Jiancheng deeply when he heard this, and felt that there was something to say in this, and he originally wanted to echo the words of Li Xuanba and Xiao Li Er, so he didn't say it, just nodded.
Li Xuanba also nodded in kind.
"Done?!" Li Jiancheng said with a light smile.
"If you really want to be so powerful after reading it, I want to learn!" Xiao Li Er didn't even think about it.
Li Jiancheng nodded, looked at Li Xiuning and said, "San Lang wants to know how powerful his kung fu will be, why do you want to watch it, third sister?!" ”
Li Xiuning hesitated for a moment and said, "What if I say that my thoughts are the same as those of the second brother?!" ”
She doesn't really want to learn Tai Chi, and she still doesn't believe in four or two thousand catties or something.
The reason why she said this is because she is the only one in the family who practices martial arts, and she practices by herself every day.
She saw that even Li Xuanba was practicing with her eldest brother now, and she suddenly felt that she wanted to participate in it.
And learning Tai Chi is an excuse and opportunity to break into this circle. After all, no matter how open it is, there is still a difference between men and women. (To be continued)