Chapter 15 Acting in a bitter love play
"Boatman, help me catch up with the ship of Hanfu." Ye Chen hurriedly ran to the river and said.
The boatman was fiddling with the fishing nets, and when he saw someone calling him, he turned his head and saw that it was a beggar-looking person, who did not respond, and continued to do his own thing, after all, Ye Chen's dress did not look like a rich man at all, so he didn't want to deal with it at all.
Ye Chen was about to get angry, Han Qing walked over and signaled him with his eyes not to be impatient, only to see Han Qing take out a few silver tickets from his arms and shake them in front of the boatman's eyes, and the boatman's eyes were straight.
He immediately put down the fishing net in his hand and looked at Ye Chen and the others with a flattering expression, how disgusting and disgusting the smile was.
"My son-in-law wants to use your boat, if you don't hurry up, if you don't get it right, my son-in-law will choose another ship!" Han Qing said lightly.
"Yes, yes, yes! The small one will be done right away, and the two of you will wait a while! "This boatman sees money, he can only do things when he has money, and Han Qing is the son who knows best.
"Brother Han, what you just took out is a silver ticket!" Ye Chen said.
Han Qing nodded, and Ye Chen continued, "Brother Han, I found that no matter what era you are in, being rich is easy to do!" Do you still have it on you? Lend me a few messengers! ”
"You think the silver ticket is paper? I didn't bring much with me when I went out this time! If I give it to you, how will I come back in a while? Han Qing directly refused.
Sure enough, with money, the efficiency is high, and the boatman immediately let Ye Chen and the others get on the boat.
"Childe, you really know the goods! You've picked me for so many ships, I'm notoriously fast! The boatman said with a smile.
Ye Chen said disdainfully, "Businessmen like to boast, just the speed of your broken ship, it can't catch up with one percent of ours there!" Just know to blow! After speaking, Ye Chen gradually noticed that something seemed to be wrong, it turned out that the hull of the ship had begun to enter the water!
"Hey! Why didn't you say earlier, your boat is leaking! Ye Chen was speechless!
Han Qing was also a little flustered on the side, and he said, "Now I believe you!" It's fast enough, but it's not fast, it's fast! I'm telling you, you're trying to kill yourself, you know? ”
The boatman still looked calm and unconcerned, and said, "Please rest assured, you can't sink, in this Yuling, who doesn't know that my Lao Li is the fastest boater, so you two put your heart in your stomach!" How could I, Lao Li, be such an honest person, do that kind of murder for money! ”
Ye Chen didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore, so he hurriedly said, "Big brother, don't make trouble!" I'm in a hurry! I'm sure you're the fastest, okay, you can paddle quickly! I'm afraid that if the boat doesn't catch up for a while, we will sink into this river first! ”
The boatman replied with a smile, "Although the two sons are dressed in tatters and dressed like beggars, they are generous and look like rich sons." I'm so anxious to catch up with the ship of the Han Mansion, no need to ask, you must want to pursue the eldest lady of the Han family! I'm right! ”
Ye Chen was surprised, "I didn't see it, you boatman is quite powerful!" How do you know that the official ship of my Han Mansion is just to chase the eldest lady of the Han family! ”
The boatman, Lao Li, replied: "I have seen a lot of rich sons like you!" No, I just carried a few people over a few days ago. ”
"Oh! I see! Ye Chen suddenly realized, the charm of this cold smoke is really great! I have so many rivals, so I have to hurry! Ye Chen thought shamelessly in his heart.
"But just walking around in front of the Hanfu Gate, that's hemp rope to pick up tofu, don't mention it! All of the sons I took were closed. Miss Han won't see them at all! Unless you can find a way to sneak into the Cold Mansion! Lao Li said with a smile.
Ye Chen clapped his hands and said, "That's right! I have this intention in the next! I've found a way to sneak into the Cold House! ”
Lao Li was slightly surprised: "That's really looking forward to it!" Since I took your money, then I, Lao Li, will help you to the end, help you, say, what good ideas do you have! ”
This boatman was so enthusiastic, Ye Chen didn't expect it, he could only sigh how powerful the power of money was, Ye Chen suddenly found that the boatman in front of him didn't seem to be so annoying, one more person had more power, so he told the boatman his plan.
Finally arrived at the shore safely, Ye Chen and Han Qing breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this Lao Li's words are still credible, if he really drowned in that river today, it would be too embarrassing!
Die for the cause of picking up girls, die a glorious death, and die a well-deserved death! Ye Chen actually had such thoughts in his heart, and he himself felt that he was hopeless.
The three of them went ashore, and after some discussion, they began to prepare for themselves.
At this time, in another very hidden house, two mysterious men in black are also discussing something!
"The landlord takes a fancy to your clever kid, this time I specially entrusted you with an important task, sent you to the cold mansion, to find out the whereabouts of the brocade box, don't let down the landlord's attention!" A hoarse voice came out, and the half-kneeling man in black nodded respectfully.
"Please rest assured that the small one will complete the landlord's entrustment, and will not disappoint the left envoy and the landlord!" The man replied.
The hoarse voice said again, "You take my token, so that you can contact us when the time comes, and remember to report to us as soon as you have a clue!" You know? ”
Kuroko said respectfully: "Subordinates understand! ”
The hoarse voice continued, "Su asked the eldest lady of the Han family to have a bodhisattva's heart, this is the place where you can use it, use her woman's kindness, I believe it is easy to blend into the Han Mansion!" ”
"Please rest assured that the little one has found a way to infiltrate the Cold Mansion!" The man in black laughed.
The man standing nodded and said, "That's good!" Without further ado, you act immediately, at this time, Han Yanrou should have returned home! ”
"Yes!" The man in black answered, and disappeared.
I saw him come to a ruined temple, and when he saw two old and one young beggars here, he had a cruel smile on his face and said, "It's too hard to be a beggar!" I'll help you get free, send the three of you to reincarnate as soon as possible, and cast into a good family in the next life! After speaking, I saw three flashes of knife light, and the three fresh lives just now were slaughtered in an instant, turning into three cold corpses!
"Well, your corpses are of great use to me! Hahaha," the man in black laughed insolently in the ruined temple.
Ye Chen and the three of them were ready, only to see the boatman pushing a long wooden cart over, while Ye Chen and Han Qing tried their best to dress themselves up as miserable as they wanted, the ash on their faces directly turned into black mud, and the clothes on their bodies could not be called clothes, they directly became a few pieces of cloth, in order to play this bitter love scene, Ye Chen and the two were already very hard, and success or failure was a fight here!
Ye Chen instructed Lao Li and Han Qing and the others: "When I sell miserably in a while, don't move the two of you when you are killed!" ”
Lao Li nodded and said, "That son, I don't know if you just said that you signed the deed of sale and the money was distributed to me and this little brother, but is it true?" ”
Hey, are you getting into the money? Ye Chen said angrily: "It's true! My behavior is a typical kind of being sold by others and helping others count the money, and I am afraid that I am the only one in the world who is willing to do this! Remember to thank me! ”
Han Qing on the side said, "Brother Ye, I'm not helping you for that money, just for the money you sell your body, I just take one out of my arms casually, and it will be more than the money you sell your body!" After speaking, there was a tsundere expression on his face.
Ye Chen smiled and said, "I know that you are a local tyrant, haha, thank you for your kindness, if I succeed, I will be the first to invite you to drink the wedding wine, hahaha!" ”
Han Qing nodded with satisfaction.
"Without further ado, hurry up and prepare! I'm going to start, lie down! Ye Chen hurriedly said.
The two of them answered, and immediately lay on the dead grass of the wooden cart, their faces pale, their eyes rolling, and they pretended to be dead.
Ye Chen saw that the two had already entered the play, he put the prepared wooden sign in front of him and stood it, which said to sell his body to bury his father and brother, and shouted miserably and loudly, "Because my father and brother died of illness and the family was poor, I voluntarily sold my body to bury my father and brother today, and I will be filial piety!" Su asked Miss Han's bodhisattva's heart, hoping that the Han Mansion could take in the villain, and the villain was willing to be a servant serving tea and water in the Han Mansion, just hoping to exchange some money to bury my father and brother! ”
Sure enough, after Ye Chen shouted a few times outside, the door of the Han Mansion slowly opened, and I saw two pretty maids in brocade clothes walking out of it and saying to Ye Chen, "Hey, hey! The little beggar, selling himself here early in the morning to bury his father and brother, is too unlucky! ”
Ye Chen immediately pretended to be extremely pitiful, and said, "Two sisters, I don't want to either." It's just that my father and brother died suddenly last night, and the villain is really desperate, so he finished speaking, and squeezed a few tears in his eyes.
When the two maids heard this, their expressions were slightly moved.
Seeing this, Ye Chen immediately struck while the iron was hot, and continued, "As the saying goes, why do you have to know each other when you meet, it is the honor of the villain to meet the two sisters today, please have mercy on the two sisters!" ”
"Hey! Xiaoxiang, he's really miserable! I heard the young lady say that there seems to be a shortage of manpower in the restaurant, so let's buy him! A maid said softly.
The other maid also nodded in agreement, and said, "Xiaoqing, don't be in a hurry to buy it first, wait for me to go back and tell Miss before making plans!" After all, you and I can't be the master of this matter! After speaking, he had not taken a few steps when he heard an even more miserable sound on the other side.
A heart-rending voice shouted miserably, "I'm so miserable! Sell yourself to bury your family! Have mercy on me! ”
The three of them immediately looked over there, Ye Chen was simply fainted, he knew that the competition pressure in the industry was very high, but he didn't expect that acting in a play and selling himself to bury his father, this kind of thing actually has competition, and it is really strange that there are many things every year, this kind of rare thing in a hundred years can be touched by Ye Chen, and no one has this luck! It is estimated that back in modern times, you can buy a lottery ticket and win the 5 million jackpot!
Ye Chen looked over to the other side, he also wanted to see how miserable this person could be!