Chapter 84: Misfortune is not a one-way street

Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk with a blank expression.

"Brother, did you give the voiceover? Isn't it good to hide this in your heart? Don't be a blind BB, okay? ”

"No, I say it because I have a strong determination." The warrior monk said viciously.

Wang Aiguo sighed, this matter is not over, and he himself doesn't want to care about this.

The warrior monk limped like this, and slowly walked upstairs with his thighs in the shape of an inner figure.

Everyone in the dormitory was extremely shocked when they saw the warrior monk come back like this.

"My brother Di, what are you doing?" Xiao Tian excitedly leaned over to the warrior monk and shouted.

The warrior monk gritted his teeth and said word by word: "I went to the female soldier." ”

"Uh...... Could it be that there are masters of the Emei faction in the female soldiers? Xiao Tian said again.

Wang Aiguo glanced at Xiaotian, your thinking is not much better than that of a warrior monk, you are completely Jin Yong Gulong's severe poisoning.

The warrior monk snorted and said disdainfully: "Don't worry, I will definitely get it back this time, and I will definitely not let go of that group of girls." ”

"Okay, okay, don't blow it. Lie down and recover, and if you still have pain in the afternoon, go to the health team. Don't look back to what's really going on. Wang Aiguo said lightly.

Speaking of which, Wang Aiguo was suddenly stunned, when the bombing incident happened before, didn't Sister Leopard also come up and use it once to cut off her children and grandchildren's feet? Why was it okay that time, and something happened this time?

"Wait a minute, I feel like something isn't quite right. The last time Sister Leopard kicked you, didn't you say that you would be able to do iron-clad skills? Why was it that last time you were fine, this time you have something? Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

"Because this time, I didn't put the iron plate in the crotch of my pants." The warrior monk said with a painful expression.

Wang Aiguo: "......."

"Did you pretend to be forced last time? I really thought you would do some iron skills, I shit, I suspect that those female soldiers are because of your relationship with pretending to be forced last time, so they think that cutting off your children and grandchildren's feet is useless to you, so this time I will repeat the old tricks, meaning to teach you a lesson. Unexpectedly, you were defenseless this time, and you really got hit......."

When everyone heard Wang Aiguo's analysis, they basically guessed what had just happened, and then they had great sympathy for the warrior monk.

The warrior monk was lying on the bed rolling his eyes, what could he say about this?

"Come on, let me rest for a while." The warrior monk rolled over in pain, and then went to sleep on his own.

…….

After the lunch break, everyone began to gather again to prepare for the classroom. As a result, just as everyone got up and got dressed, the warrior monk suddenly let out a miserable roar.

Everyone was taken aback by him, and hurriedly said, "What's wrong, what's wrong, what's going on?" ”

"My balls, they seem to be swollen." The warrior monk shouted with a sad face.

Crowd: "......."

Three minutes later, with the help of Wang Aiguo and others, the warrior monk was carried out of the building of the 12th team on a stretcher. And when he was carried out, everyone knew about the warrior monk.

At this time, everyone has only one thought in their hearts - the girls of Team 13 are so ruthless!

…….

"Wenjun, I heard that the warrior monk was carried to the health team on a stretcher in the afternoon. Everyone on Team 12 said you were too ruthless. A girl leaned over to Liu Wenjun and whispered.

Liu Wenjun looked dazed after hearing this, and then she looked at Sister Leopard and said, "Sister Leopard, the last time we went to find a warrior monk, didn't that bastard say that he would do anything Shaolin Iron Stall?" Why did you kick down with a casual kick this time? ”

"Do you know how to do it?" Sister Leopard also looked at Liu Wenjun with a suspicious expression.

Liu Wenjun rolled her eyes, if she wants to have this ability, will she still have a piece of gauze on her head?

"Otherwise, you kicked his door and broke his door." Sister Leopard pondered for a moment and gave an answer.

This answer seems more acceptable.

Liu Wenjun thought about it, and finally said with some concern: "Then otherwise, I'll go and see him?" ”

"It shouldn't be necessary, after all, he broke your appearance, and you kicked him into a eunuch, which is very fair." Sister Leopard said with a determined face.

If this is a warrior monk here, he will definitely spit blood from his mouth when he hears this. Why did you wipe off the fast skin, and asked him to spend the rest of his life as a eunuch to repay, do you know how to write the word fairness?

Liu Wenjun's eyebrows furrowed into a cute Sichuan character, as if he was thinking about something.

After a while, Liu Wenjun spoke: "I think I may have done a little too much about this, or I should go and see him, at least comfort him." ”

"Then here's the problem, you're injured, and he sends chicken legs and pig's feet to make it up for you. So he's hurt, what do you give him? Sister Leopard shook her hand and asked.

"Or, iron stick yam?" At this time, Liu Wenjun thought of the advertisement he had seen on the Internet.

"Men can't stand eating women, women can't stand eating men, men and women can't stand eating beds, so there are not many kinds of good things? I can't stand it if I plant too much! ”

"Sister, don't say the advertising words, okay?"

"Then I think, this thing is good!" Sister Leopard nodded.

"So there's one last question...... Where do I go to buy iron stick yams? ”

"Forehead ......."

……

While eating dinner, the warrior monk limped back again. As soon as he saw that the warrior monk had returned, Wang Aiguo hurriedly stepped forward to inquire about the situation.

"How are you? How does it feel? You don't have to remove the balls, do you? ”

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk glanced at him with a complicated expression.

"Big brother, can you hope for me? Do you have to send me to be a eunuch? ”

"How could I hope you are bad, but I used to watch movies, and others said that if the eggs are swollen and can't go away, they must be removed, otherwise their lives will be in danger!" Wang Aiguo said seriously.

The warrior monk was about to vomit blood again at this moment, what kind of players are he around here?

"You think too much, the military doctor said I'm fine, it's just a little swollen, just a little swollen, just rest for two days."

Just as the warrior monk and Wang Aiguo were talking, suddenly two pretty figures appeared at the door of the canteen of Team 12.

Everyone looked at it, and there were Liu Wenjun and Sister Leopard standing at the door. Originally, the girl appeared, and the 12 teams of animals should be very happy. However, after hearing about the situation of the warrior monk today, everyone instinctively avoided it. If you can't talk to you, you will be cut off if you don't get it right.

As soon as the warrior monk saw Liu Wenjun, he immediately hid behind Wang Aiguo without saying a word. To be reasonable, he is a little panicked when he sees Liu Wenjun now, because although this girl looks delicate, she is ruthless.

"Are you two here to find a warrior monk?" Wang Aiguo walked up to Sister Leopard and Liu Wenjun and asked suspiciously.

Liu Wenjun nodded, and then handed Wang Aiguo a bottle of medicine.

Wang Aiguo looked down.......