182, three forests, four joys

Hire the sister-in-law and Sun Erniang to be ashamed and angry, ready to do it. Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang haven't fought for a long time, and their hands have long been itchy. But fighting does not necessarily take advantage of the first move, and it is often a matter of being the last to strike. The two sides scolded a few more words, and the sister-in-law and Sun Erniang finally couldn't bear it anymore and made the first move.

Neither of them was armed, so they hired their sister-in-law to snatch an oar from Minion Luo and slapped it on Lin Siniang's head. Hu Sanniang's hands were quick, and she lifted the lunch box to a block, and the oar broke the lunch box. Sun Erniang snatched another oar and raised it to beat Sanniang, Lin Siniang lifted another lunch box to block it, and the oar broke the lunch box again.

Hire, Sun Daxi, felt that Hu and Lin Ma had good kung fu, and they fought with their bare hands, and they must have taken a big advantage on their side. Hu and Lin also understand that their own side does not occupy the top in terms of strength and fists and feet. But after all, this is in the water, and it is not all about strength to compete on the boat.

Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang rowed by hand, because the boat was faster when it was small. hired the sister-in-law and Sun Erniang to row the boat by hand, and there were two little minions to help, although the boat was bigger, the speed was about the same. The most troublesome thing is that Sanniang's boat is tied to iron chains, and the opportunity is too poor, so they can only wrap around the pillar, and they still suffer.

The hired sister-in-law was an anxious person, and when the two boats collided, she jumped onto the other party's boat. Prepare to punch them one by one, knock them out, and then clean them up however you want. According to the current catty taels, this hired sister-in-law is almost 300 catties, which is heavier than Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang together, and with the inertia, the boat was overturned.

Plop, plop, plop all three fell into the water. Hiring a sister-in-law on land, a few young men are not her opponents, but there is no advantage in the water, she is almost a landlubber, only a few dogs. Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang have played in the water and learned from "White Stripes in the Waves", although they are far from Zhang Shunbi, they are more than enough to deal with the hired sister-in-law.

The hired sister-in-law is tall and big, and the water only reaches the shoulder, so she can still beat people with her fists. Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang got into the water one by one, and one of them pulled one of her thighs and pulled hard. It is very stable to hire a sister-in-law to go up and down on land, but it is not possible in the water. She's fat, she has a lot of drainage, and she's a lot lighter. As soon as the two of them pulled their legs, they came sideways, floated on the water, and poured several mouthfuls of water into their mouths.

Hu Sanniang was afraid of drowning and hiring her sister-in-law, so she lifted her body up, Lin Siniang understood, and also lifted her up, and the two got her on the boat.

Sun Erniang is also a landlubber, looking anxious, and can't help at all. The hired sister-in-law was flooded, and she lay on the boat and vomited vigorously, and she had no strength at all. Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang didn't do anything, and they joined forces to deal with Sun Erniang.

Sun Erniang still has more eyes than the hired sister-in-law, and she firmly "nails" herself to the boat. As soon as Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang approached the side of the boat, she hit them with her fists. Erniang's fist is still very powerful, although it can't catch up with Wu Song's iron fist, it is still quite powerful to beat them.

Hu Sanniang gave Lin Siniang a look, and the two of them got into the water again, and overturned the boat together. Sun Erniang and the two minions both fell into the water.

The two minions still knew some water, and they teamed up to turn the boat over again. Hu Sanniang and Lin Siniang caught Sun Erniang and poured some water before they lifted her up and put her on the boat. It took a long time to vomit before I came to my senses. Sister-in-law looked at Sun Erniang, Sun Erniang looked at sister-in-law, the four big eyes changed color, like four braised lion heads.

"Where's my green qiqin?" Lin Siniang shouted after getting on the boat.

"Floating there!" Hu Sanniang pointed.

Lin Siniang looked at it, her jet-black body was shining, and the golden strings were shining, like a refined boat floating leisurely on the water.

Hu Sanniang jumped into the water, swam over, lifted the piano, and swam back quickly. Lin Siniang took the piano, controlled the water, and plucked the strings.

Ding Dong –

The baoqin is the baoqin, and after washing, it has not gone out of tune at all, and the timbre seems to be more beautiful. Lin Siniang simply played, and the beautiful music flowed out of the strings, echoing in the "hall", shrouded in the water, and it was extremely beautiful.

Lin Siniang plays "Pipa Xing", and it is unique to play it with the piano. As Bai Juyi wrote: The big strings are noisy like a torrential rain, and the small strings are cut like a whisper. Noisy and miscellaneous, big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate......

The more Lin Siniang played, the happier she became, and the more Hu Sanniang listened, the more excited she became. It's hard to hire a sister-in-law and Sun Erniang, which is worse than playing the piano to a cow. The oxen graze when they heard the sound of playing the harp, because the animals did not understand anything, and they had no effect at all.

The more the sister-in-law and Sun Erniang listened to it, the more uncomfortable it became, and the beautiful music was worse for them than walking on the stone with a shovel. They kept vomiting to the sound of the piano, and began to vomit water, and after a while, the water was gone, and they vomited what they had eaten. I vomited nothing I had eaten, and began to vomit red and black things, like blood but not blood. Eventually, he vomited something green, which was supposed to be bile.

"Siniang, stop." Hu Sanniang couldn't see it and persuaded.

"How can they vomit when they listen to such beautiful music?" Lin Siniang stopped, puzzled.

"It varies from person to person, and some people smell the fragrance of flowers, which is more uncomfortable than smelling dog poop. Listening to music is also related to mood. They wanted to play tricks on us, but we did, and the more they listened to the music, the more uncomfortable they became. ”

"Well deserved! Who made them feel uneasy first! ”

A boat rowed over, and Song Jiang and Li Jun were sitting on the boat, and seeing their watery appearance, they were angry, funny, and good-looking. Song Jiang released another pigeon, and after a while, another small boat came with food and clothes. The men avoided it, and they dropped their wet clothes.

About half an hour later, Song Jiang sent everyone else away and sat alone in a small boat. When asked about everything that happened, he couldn't stop laughing.

"As the saying goes: a good man has three gangs; Unexpectedly, you are four women in one play, how lively and lively it is. Song Jiang laughed.

"We didn't want to fight them, we just went too far. Actually, take people. Meat buns come to disgust us. Hu Sanniang said with a sneer.

"They're still peeing on the wine." Lin Siniang couldn't help but say.

"This is what the gentlemen do, why do these two girls do the same? Incredible! Don't be like them, they are not women after all, and they don't have the slightest bit of mercy. I think Sun Xin and Zhang Qing will have nightmares every night. ”

Song Jiang's few words amused both women.

"Siniang, how is this piano?" Song Jiang changed the subject.

"Sure enough, it's a good piano, and the sound is purer when it falls into the water." Lin Siniang praised, "Where did you get this piano?" ”

"I don't know where Shi Qian stole it from, I was going to give it to Master Li, but before I could send it, Zhao'an succeeded. Siniang, the "Pipa Xing" I listened to you play just now was particularly beautiful. Can you play another tune so that my brother can enjoy it again. ”

"I haven't played it for a long time, and all other tunes have been born."

"Then I'll be ugly, play a song for the two beauties, and make do with it."

Both of them were shocked, and they didn't expect Song Jiang to play the piano. Lin Siniang handed over the piano, and Song Jiang took it and placed it. Sitting in a precarious position, thoughtful, ten fingers suddenly danced, and the sound of the piano suddenly flew out of the strings. He sang as he played—

If there is a sound on the piano, why not sound it in the box?

If the voice is on the fingers, why not listen to the fingers?

The singing is not good, but the piano is not bad.

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