Text Chapter 8 Catch the military division!

"The talented and beautiful people of Suzhou and Hangzhou are like flowers in a greenhouse, they have never experienced wind and rain, so it is difficult to make them become talents!" Ye Chen said.

Conservatory? Blossoms? Zhao Xi didn't understand the meaning of Ye Chen's words at all, because Ye Chen was talking about things with modern metaphors, which was of course beyond Zhao Xi's understanding.

Zhao Xi said puzzledly, "Dare to ask Brother Ye, what is a greenhouse?" And why do you compare talents to flowers? I've only heard of women who are delicate like flowers, like Brother Ye, and so on, but it's the first time I've heard of it! ”

Ay! I said it on a spur of the moment, but I forgot that I was in ancient times, which is embarrassing!

Ye Chen coughed and explained, "Brother Zhao, what about this greenhouse? Just like the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou where we are now, although the north is full of wars, it cannot spread to the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou, where the gold dust of the Six Dynasties is located. Therefore, this Suzhou and Hangzhou are a piece of paradise, and the talented literati of Yuling are naturally drunk and dreaming of death on this paradise! As for comparing men to flowers, why not? Men are more beautiful than women, and there are not a few in history, and, in front of my eyes, isn't there a beautiful man who is as beautiful as a woman? After speaking, Ye Chen looked at Zhao Xi playfully.

Zhao Xi, who was stared at by Ye Chen's ill-intentioned eyes, blushed slightly, tried to calm down the uneasiness in his heart, and said slowly, "Brother Ye is extremely right! It's too old-fashioned and mean! As Brother Ye said, although there is a war in the north, it will not affect Yuling at all, which is also the reason why Yuling is still singing and dancing. ”

Ye Chen knew that this ancient method of communication was too backward, and it would take eight hundred miles to send a message to the emperor, and a few horses would not be exhausted in this run!

"Brother Zhao is right, but that is only an objective reason, the main reason for the current situation is these talented literati themselves! The ancients said that they should not forget the danger and survive without forgetting the death. The drunken life of Yuling has made them lose their sense of distress, they are only willing to shrink on the paradise of Yuling, unwilling to experience the cruelty of the battlefield in person, and their understanding of the war only stays in the poems written by their predecessors. If you don't personally experience the cold-bloodedness and ruthlessness of war, how can you be unforgettable! And how to stimulate the blood flowing in their bodies? Ye Chen continued.

Seeing that Ye Chen's analysis was so to the point, Zhao Xi appreciated Ye Chen more and more in his heart, "What Brother Ye said is the problem!" But how can these literati go to war? ”

Ye Chen showed a strange smile and said, "It's not easy?!" Catch the strong man directly! I remember it was the exploiting class's favorite thing to do! Let them go to war willingly, who will! In this case, I have to force it! ”

"Catch the strong man?" Zhao Xi obviously encountered a noun barrier again, and he frowned beautifully, and his delicate appearance made Ye Chen can't help but take a few more looks!

If Lao Tzu was a good male pet, he would have raised him. This thought suddenly rose in his heart, but Ye Chen was startled, it's over, if I get along with him for a while, I will definitely have to bend down, no, I'm a straight man of steel, for a while

Gotta find a chance to slip away!

Ye Chen was thinking nonsense in his mind, but he said seriously, "Catching a strong man is the same as conscription!" But to put it another way, it used to be conscription, and now? It should be called a conscription! Or call it a staff officer! ”

Zhao Xi almost squirted out the tea in his mouth, the military division? When Zhao Xi heard this statement for the first time, he sounded inexplicably happy.

Seeing Zhao Xi's suspicious expression, Ye Chen didn't bother to bother with him, after all, this was the first person he met in this world, Ye Chen didn't have the slightest disgust with Zhao Xi in his heart, he already regarded Zhao Xi as a friend, and anyway, he also had time, in this broken place, it was really difficult to find someone to listen to him talk about these things.

It sounds a little weird, but I think it's doable! Now that the smoke of gunfire is rising in the north, this is a good opportunity, if at this time, the Holy Decree will requisition the talented literati of this land of Suzhou and Hangzhou as military advisors on the grounds of war needs, and then they will not be allowed to be willing or not! Unless they dare to disobey! ”

"Brother Ye's plan is very clever! When the time comes, let these talented literati go to the front line together to feel the cruelty of war. I believe that when they return to Yuling again, this situation will definitely change a lot! Zhao Xi said excitedly.

Haha, if only the Holy One did it today! Then the talents of Suzhou and Hangzhou have to eat me alive! Fortunately, the emperor and his old man can't hear it! Ye Chen thought happily.

However, Zhao Xi's next sentence made Ye Chen break out in a cold sweat.

I saw him say to Ye Chen with an expectant face, "Brother Ye, don't worry, I will definitely find an opportunity to inform the current saint of this good policy, if Brother Ye also has the heart to go to the north to practice, I will definitely recommend it in the future!" ”

After listening, Ye Chen directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and then he remembered that this Zhao Xi talked extraordinarily, and he cared so much about state affairs, he must be the son of an official eunuch! If he tells the emperor about his casual plan, if it is adopted, it is fine, but if it does not work, the emperor will definitely punish his own crimes! After all, in ancient times, it was necessary to cut off the head if you discussed the government in vain!

"The world is terrifying! I was just getting there and I was put in a ditch! Woowoo, I want to go home! Ye Chen wants to cry without tears at the moment!

Ye Chen was sad there, Zhao Xi didn't understand the situation at all, and thought that Ye Chen was afraid that he would rob him of the credit, so he said to Ye Chen, "Brother Ye, don't worry, this credit will definitely belong to you, if Brother Ye is willing, you can go with me to make a plan, how about it?" ”

Ye Chen just wanted to get out of here quickly at the moment, he said with a wry smile, "Brother Zhao, this credit is still for you!" As soon as I introduced the grass people, it was different! That, I'm really embarrassed to bother Brother Zhao for so long today, and if you still have something to do, you will take the first step and say goodbye! After saying that, spread his legs and slip away.

Ye Chen walked in too much of a hurry, he didn't notice the surrounding environment at all, and as he walked, he only heard an exclamation behind him, "Brother Ye, slow down, the boat hasn't docked yet!" ”

Ye Chen was bent on leaving this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, and when he heard this exclamation, he reacted, but it was still too late, he only felt that his feet were empty, and he went straight to the lake

Falling.

The same plot is going to be repeated! Three coded English letters appeared in Ye Chen's heart, I believe everyone should understand, "Hey, I've drunk all the water today, it seems that I don't need to eat for a while!" Ye Chen sighed helplessly in his heart.

Sure enough, it was a beautiful day, starting from falling into the lake, Ye Chen couldn't help but ridicule his magical encounter!

Ye Chen's eyes closed, ready to accept the baptism of the lake again, when he suddenly felt that his hand was being pulled by someone, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Zhao Xi, a pretty boy!

"Brother Ye, it's not a man-eating monster down there, why are you in such a hurry?" Zhao Xi asked suspiciously.

Ye Chen was about to reply, when he suddenly saw an ornament slid onto Zhao Xi's wrist, Ye Chen looked at it, it was actually a green jade bracelet, and there seemed to be a few words engraved on it.

It was said before that it is possible for the son to bring a maidservant, but it is definitely impossible for this son to bring a jade bracelet, since this is the case, this shows that Zhao Xi!

"So you're a chick." Ye Chen blurted out.

This Xibei goods Zhao Gongzi was pierced by Ye Chen's words, and the unscrupulous word "chick" made her brain blank for an instant, and she was so embarrassed that she let go all of a sudden.

No wonder she looks so handsome, it turns out that she is really a big girl with a beautiful national color. Ye Chen was looking at Zhao Xi again, but he didn't expect her to suddenly let go, our poor Ye Dacai had a second intimate contact with Yingxi Lake in this way! But who told him to talk more! This is forgivable for the sins of heaven, and it is impossible to live for the sins of oneself!

"Help! Help me! Ye Chen's cry for help sounded in her ears, Zhao Xifang came back from that short sluggish state, and when she saw Ye Chen falling into the water, she felt a little guilty in her heart, but when she thought of Ye Chen's words just now, this trace of guilt disappeared without a trace.

"Who told him to just call me a chick, he deserves it!" A woman's vindictiveness is really strong. Seeing Ye Chen's embarrassment now, Zhao Xi chuckled, immediately summoned his entourage, and fished Ye Chen out of the lake again.