He was dumbfounded when he heard it, and Li Menggao, who was beside Wu Qimai, was even more suffocated.

The emperor will also be spanked? There really is such a thing.

At the beginning, not long after Wu Qimai ascended the throne, one day he was addicted to alcohol and wanted to find wine to drink, but at that time, the Dajin treasury was not rich, and Taizu had made a rule that no one could use the money from the treasury at will, otherwise he would be spanked, but Wu Qimai couldn't hold back, and stole some silver to let people buy wine, but was discovered by the minister who checked the treasury, so he and several auxiliary ministers held Wu Qimai down and beat him up.

Although at that time, it was according to Taizu's testament, and he was beaten a few times at will, but after all, the emperor was spanked, so Wu Qimai issued a gag order, and no one was allowed to say it, but he didn't expect to be told by Xu Zizhen today, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

Xu Zizhen poured another glass of wine, and said with a smile: "I know five hundred years, five hundred years, I even calculated your Dajin Guozuo, can I not know such a trivial matter?" ”

This is what he is bragging about, Wu Begging was spanked is now a top secret, but in Xu Zizhen's time, he could see the joke on the Internet, Xu Zizhen's historical results are not good, but he remembers two stories about Song Jin, one is the only long-bearded eunuch in history - Tong Guan, and the other is the spanking emperor Wu Qi bought.

Wu Qimai took a deep breath, poured a glass of wine and was about to drink it to suppress the shock, but was snatched away by Xu Zizhen: "It's all coughing like this, didn't your doctor tell you to quit drinking?" ”

After saying that, he drank the glass of wine first, Wu Qimai glared at him, and said with a dark face: "I don't care where you know about this, anyway, you just know it, and you are not allowed to say it again." ”

Xu Zizhen twisted three fingers: "If you don't say it's okay, buy me." ”

Wu Qimai laughed angrily, and he is probably the only emperor who has been blackmailed with spanking from ancient times to the present.

"Tell me, how much silver do you want?"

Xu Zizhen shook his head: "No, no, no, I don't want silver." ”

"And what do you want?" Wu Qimai was curious, and at the same time, he felt a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, Xu Zizhen snapped his fingers, and Li Meng took out a crumpled map from his arms.

"Return Nanjing Road, I'm rotten in my stomach." Xu Zizhen pointed to the map and said slowly, "Otherwise, I'll let people make up jokes all over the world." ”

The direction of Nanjing Road is in the north of Xiangyang and the south of Kaifeng, which is a proper Central Plains area.

"You ......" Wu Qimai only felt that the green tendons on his forehead were jumping.

He took another deep breath, pondered for a moment, and said, "Are you here to negotiate with me this time?" ”

Xu Zizhen said: "Of course, do you think I really came to you for tea?" ”

"When the land dispute is so simple, you will pay it back?"

"Don't worry, it's like business, you can talk about it slowly."

"Oh? Why are you talking? What about the Zhao family? ”

"Didn't you arrest them all, you asked me? Now there is only one Zhao Gou left, what if he is detained by you again as soon as he comes? ”

"Then I'll return Zhao Ji and Zhao Huan to you."

"Don't."

Xu Zizhen refused very simply, although Zhao Gou is not a Ming Jun, but at least now that the emperor is stable, if Zhao Ji and Ye are returned, who should this throne be given to? Don't you have to make a fuss again? The people of the Great Song Dynasty can't afford to toss.

"Huh." Wu Qimai glanced at Xu Zizhen meaningfully, "You are loyal to Zhao Gou'er, but unfortunately he is not sincere to you." ”

"I'm not loyal to him, it's the people, in a word, Nanjing Road is still coming, I don't arrange you...... Damn, it's so cold in this place. Xu Zizhen put another glass of wine into his stomach, and didn't pay attention to Wu Begging's provocation at all.

"Drink a few more glasses when it's cold." Wu Qimai smiled and poured him a full cup again, but still didn't mention the matter of Nanjing Road.

Xu Zizhen didn't mention it anymore, but changed the topic and asked, "How long do your imperial doctors say you can live?" ”

Wu Qimai couldn't stand it anymore no matter how open-minded he was, and said with a wry smile: "How dare the imperial doctor say it so directly as you, only vaguely saying that I want to keep warm this winter and not freeze, in fact, it means that I won't live next spring...... I said, "Are you just waiting for me to die?" ”

Xu Zizhen pouted and said: "I don't have any money to make when you die, what do I want, in fact, your disease may not be cured." ”

Wu Qimai's eyes lit up: "Oh? Do you have a way? ”

"Nope." Xu Zizhen shook his head, Wu Qimai was just about to swear, he said again, "But my wife may have a way, oh, I'm talking about Zhuoya." ”

Wu Qimai's depressed mood rose again, the goddess of the snow mountain was famous, even if he was thousands of miles away, he had heard of the name.

"But it's not appropriate for her to run so far away as a woman, anyway, you are not the emperor now, why don't you go with me, and I will take you to see a doctor?"

Xu Zizhen said a jaw-dropping solution, at least Li Menggao's eyes were wide-eyed, and Wu Qimai was also surprised.

He is Wu Qimai, one of the culprits of the ruins of the Great Song Dynasty, and now he wants to follow Xu Zizhen back to the Great Song Dynasty to see a doctor, not to mention how ridiculous this thing is, that is, he is not the emperor now, that is also the emperor, and it is really unorthodox to seek medical treatment at the door.

Without waiting for him to refuse, Xu Zizhen spoke again: "I will keep you safe, and I will also keep your identity secret, even if it can't be cured, I will be responsible for sending you back again, so that you die and enter the ancestral temple." ”

"Whew!" Wu Qimai finally couldn't hold back anymore, and scolded with a smile, "Don't you kid have a good word?" ”

"Give me a word of approval, to go or not to go?" Xu Zizhen said, "If you want to go, let's pack up and leave." ”

Wu Qimai put away his smile and pondered, and after a while, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

"Okay, I'll go!"

"Okay." Xu Zizhen nodded, looked at Hela again, his eyes suddenly softened a lot, and Wu Qimai was depressed for a while, but what Xu Zizhen said next made him even more depressed.

"Young Master Hera, don't you want to go around and have a look, just go back with me this time, I'll take you to play around, Great Song, Great Xia, Tubo, Western Liao, you can go wherever you want, how about it?"

"Huh? I'm going too? He was dumbfounded, he subconsciously wanted to agree, and Xu Zizhen traveled with him, this was a beautiful thing he had thought about for a long time, but he quickly collapsed his face, "Brother Sanshun, I ...... I can't go. ”

Xu Zizhen said: "Isn't it the throne, you can just find someone to be on duty for you, and there are no grand plans to complete...... What's the matter, do you want to continue to fight south? ”

"I ...... This ......" He Ra didn't know how to answer for a while, and secretly looked at Wu Qimai.

"You don't have to look at him, just say what you think." Xu Zizhen slapped him on the shoulder domineeringly, "Go, or don't go?" ”