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The descendants of the late Zhao family, who were raised in the deep palace, did not know it, and they could be crowned kings without anything; The descendants of Wanyan in the early days, fighting with a knife and a gun, if you don't fight on the battlefield, don't want to get ahead. - That's the big difference.

At that time, the emperor of Jin was Wan Yan Sheng, who was particularly fond of Sinology. If there is something good at the top, it will be prosperous at the bottom. Therefore, Wanyan Xianbao also likes "Chinese", and there is no problem with general conversation. But gags are inseparable from horse pimps, and for the time being, he needs to beat the side drum by his side, and he will naturally leave when it is a good thing.

When I came to Xue Tao's room, it was not only red, but also a little cold. As soon as I entered the door, there was a pot of orchids on the stool, which was blooming gracefully. There is a lute on the wall, and a piano in front of the bed......

Wan Yan Xianbao nodded in satisfaction. Xue Tao invited the two of them to sit down, and Yahuan served tea. The three of them were gossiping tea and gossiping.

"Second son, Xue Tao is not only beautiful, but also has a very cultured name." Pimp said with a laugh.

"Where there is culture, it's just a peach." Xue Tao said modestly.

"I want to hear it, where is the name culture of Snow Peach?" Wan Yan Xianbao asked curiously.

Ma Pixiao took a sip of tea and said very seriously: "Lu Aigong once summoned Confucius and gave him peaches and millet (rhubarb rice). Wai Gong said, 'Eat! Confucius ate millet first and then peaches, and Lu Aigong's attendants all laughed. Lu Aigong said: "Millet is not eaten, but used to wipe peaches. ’

"Confucius replied, 'I know this usage. The millet is the number one thing in the five grains. It was a superior sacrifice when it was sacrificed to the king. There are six kinds of melons, fruits and vegetables, and peaches are inferior, and they are not allowed to be taken into the temple when they are sacrificed to the ancestors. I, Kongqiu, have heard that a gentleman wipes the noble with inferior things, but I have not heard of wiping the inferior with noble things. Nowadays, the noble of the grains is used to wipe the lowly of melons, fruits and vegetables, and the superior is used to wipe the inferior. I thought that this would harm the etiquette, so I didn't dare to put the peaches in front of the offerings at the Jongmyo temple and eat them first. ”

"You Han people are really interesting, everything can be related to culture!" Wanyan Xianbao was both envious and a little disappreciative.

"Whether it's Confucius, or Confucius, let's ignore him." The horse pimp grinned.

"Snow peach, snow peach, this name is very good, very cultured!" Wanyan Xianbao thought for a long time and said.

Snow Peach walked over to the piano and played another song. The two of them applauded.

"Second son, do you like to guess riddles?" Snow Peach asked.

"Enigma?" Wanyan Xianbao has not reflected it for a while.

"Guessing is boring, it's a play on words. ——A tree bears two pears, and the child is anxious to see what he does. The horse pimp gave an example while gesturing.

"I understand, I understand, it's 'hidden words', right!?" Wan Yan Xianbao said uncertainly, "Okay, let's guess the riddle, don't make it too difficult." It's too hard for me to guess. ”

"My face was yellow, but now I'm white and fat. If you get a verbal blessing, it is best to have ancestral sauce. - Guess what to eat. "Snow Peach has a mystery of things.

"Is it tofu brain?" Wan Yan asked.

"Yes." Xue Tao smiled and said "yes", but he didn't expect him to guess.

"When I came to the Central Plains, I ate tofu and tofu brain. - Everything else is easy to understand, what does 'the best ancestral sauce' mean? ”

"Mr. Ma will explain this to you."

Ma Pitiao laughed a little first and said, "Second son, that's the case." Tofu brain is made of soybeans, and the sauce is also made of soybeans. Tofu brain was invented in the Han Dynasty, and sauce was invented in the Spring and Autumn Period......"

Wanyan Xianbao nodded and said, "I understand when I say this." The sauce should be the ancestor of tofu brain! ”

As he spoke, the horse's pimp went down the road and led the two of them in that direction.

Ma Pitiao smiled and said: "The riddle has a vegetarian guess, and there is also a vegetarian guess, I will give one to the two, neither meat nor vegetarian." Safe. Set - six-word buying and selling terms. ”

Xue Tao Bingxue is smart, and she has been in the Qinglou for a few years, and she thought of it all of a sudden.

Wanyan Xianbao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know what it was. Guess this is not, guess that is not either.

"Snow Peach, did you guess right?" Wan Yan asked.

"I don't know." Xue Tao said with a blushing face.

"Horse pimp, tell me. - What is that? ”

The horse pimp thought that his riddle was wonderful, stood up and plucked the piano, and said with a smile: "It's just a disposable." ”

"How can it be a 'disposable'?" Wanyan Xianbao was puzzled.

"I'm sorry! I'll make it convenient. Xue Tao nodded and went out.

"The second son, the Chinese love to turn corners, and sometimes there are several meanings in one word. For example, when the sun speaks, the word 'day' and the word 'son' are connected together to mean 'day', and day has the meaning of time. But the word 'day' has another meaning, that is, men do that thing - that is, 'sex'. Sometimes the meaning of 'sex' and 'day' is the same. Quiet. A full set of this stuff, you have to throw it away once you use it. Therefore, its use can be explained as: disposable daily necessities. There are also a lot of such things. Imperial calendar, pull one and throw one; Toothpicks, pick a tooth once and throw it away......" the horse pimp said with relish.

"I kind of get it." Wanyan Xianbao nodded, "Then do you say that snow peach is a 'disposable daily necessities'?" ”

"Second son, it depends on how much you like her. Play once and leave, and if she doesn't come again, she is a 'disposable daily necessities'. If you still want to play, then she is not a 'disposable'. ”

"I'll go and make it easier too, and you tell her I like her."

It's convenient to go out. Snow Peach is back after finishing it.

"Xue Tao, the second son has a crush on you! - To buy a wet shop. Horse pimp said straight to the point.

"Yes, but I have one request, he must wear a condom, I don't want to conceive the seed of the golden man." Snow Peach took out a set made of fish fat from a refined box.

"Here?"

"Yes, I'll agree; No, I'm still only selling my art, not my body! Snow Peach finished speaking and entered the inner room.

It is convenient to come back after the end of the face. Pimp explained to him and showed him the suit.

"What is this?" Wan Yan Xianbao asked curiously.

"This is the ...... of 'disposables'," Ma Pimp explained for a long time.

Wanyan Xianbao finally understood, and his face was so angry that he first turned red and then purple, like boiled pork liver.

"I'm a general in the Dajin Kingdom, and I've never worn a condom when I did that with a woman." Wan Yan slapped the table.

"Second son, follow the customs!" Horse pimp persuaded.

"Go to the locals and follow the customs!"

Wanyan Xianbao snatched the set over, stuffed it into the mouth of the horse skin strip at once, and went to the back room Snow Peach. After seeing that Yan Xianbao was going to have an overlord, Xue Tao jumped down from the window.

"Ahh Wanyan Xianbao didn't expect Xue Tao to be so strong, and he was busy looking at the window, and suddenly felt all the blood rushing to his head, and it hurt so much that he squatted to the ground all of a sudden.

The horse pimp ran inside, and also felt an unbearable headache.

"Alcohol is poisonous!" Wanyan Xianbao said, stretched his hand to his throat, and vomited. After a while, he shouted: "Arrest Jinma!" ”

After Mama Jin drank the poisonous wine, she drank the antidote and ran away secretly. Snow Peach jumped from the upper floor, thanks to the second floor, and was only slightly injured. A turtle slave who liked her ran over, carried her on her back and left quickly, ran away and hid.

Wanyan Xianbao's body was strong and was rescued, and his brain reaction was a little slow from then on. Ma Pimp's health was already poor, and he did not receive good treatment, and he died three days later, so he had to go to the underworld to pimp.

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