014 Yizhang Qing competes in Jinxia
014 Yizhang Qing Athletic Draped Jinxia
After the men's competition, everyone's interest has not diminished, and the three women will fight each other. People are talking about it, some people think that Sister-in-law Gu can win the championship, some people think that Sun Erniang can win the championship, and some people think that Hu Sanniang can take the lead.
Wu cleared his throat and announced the rules of the competition:
"The women's competition is divided into three games: the first one, the competition. Break your wrists, between two and two, and compare the rankings of one, two, and three; The second game, archery. At the same time, the competition is ranked one, two, and three according to the number of rings; The third game, the beast fight. Draw lots, fight different beasts, and rank one, two, and two according to difficulty and effect. After three competitions, the total score is calculated, and the first place in each game is worth 3 points, the second place is worth 2 points, and the third place is worth 1 point. The three games are cumulative, and the one with the most points is the champion, the second is the leader, and the second is the Tanhua. a gold medal for the champion, wearing a Jinxia robe; a silver medal in the list; A bronze medal in Tanhua. ”
After Wu Yong's announcement, a minion hung a Jinxia robe high on the pole. I saw that the Jinxia robe was dazzling with golden light, and the seven colors were blurry, which was very good-looking.
"Next, I announce: The competition has begun, and because Hu Sanniang abstained from this item, only one point will be awarded. Sister-in-law Gu and Sun Erniang competed for the first and second places. ”
Wang Ying, who was in the stands, scratched her ears and cheeks in a hurry, and said, "This Sanniang, why don't you admit defeat if you don't compare?!" You only compete in two, how can you catch up with others in terms of score!? ”
Zhu Wu, who was sitting on the side, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Wang Ying, you don't have to worry, Sanniang is preserving strength." Competition, can Sanniang be the opponent of those two mothers? ”
"Yes. Sanniang is great at archery! ”
"In the end, it's up to the beast."
Sun Erniang walked from east to west, her waist was like a beer barrel, five big and three thick, and her voice was like a war drum.
Sister-in-law Gu walked from west to east, her waist was like a large tank, three thick and five thick, and her voice was like thunder.
The two of them came to a table and held out their right hand. Lu Zhishen sat behind the table and asked the two to hold their hands. A scream began, and the two broke up. Sister-in-law Gu roared angrily and overwhelmed Sun Erniang's wrist. In the second round, Sun Erniang took the lead and won back.
The crucial third round came, and the two girls held each other's hands and began to exert force. After a bag of cigarettes, no one can break anyone. Sister-in-law Gu and Sun Erniang were like hens about to lay eggs, and their eyes were red. After another half a day, Sister-in-law Gu was like a hen that laid eggs, clucking. Sun Erniang's "egg" has not yet been born, and she admits defeat.
Rivalry: Gu sister-in-law 3 points, Sun Erniang 2 points, Hu Sanniang 1 point.
Sister-in-law Gu and Sun Erniang rested for a while, and one picked up a bow and three arrows.
Hu Sanniang made her debut, dressed in tight clothes, showing her figure convex and backward, standing between Gu's sister-in-law and Sun Erniang, like a cheetah between a black bear and a brown bear. Each shot at a target 30 feet away. Gu's sister-in-law got 25 rings with three arrows, Sun Erniang got 27 rings with three arrows, and Hu Sanniang got 30 rings.
Archery: Hu Sanniang 3 points, Sun Erniang 2 points, Gu sister-in-law 1 point.
After two games, the three were tied. Wang Ying saw that his wife chased after him, and she had a big snot bubble.
Wu cleared his throat and shouted, "The last and most exciting one, the beast fight is about to begin." What kind of beast is it fighting? Black bears, wild boars, tigers. For the sake of fairness, it is decided by three lots. ”
Cao Zheng was holding a plate with three black wooden planks on it, and asked the three of them to turn it over. Gu's sister-in-law is a black bear, Sun Erniang is a wild boar, Hu Sanniang doesn't have to turn over, it must be a tiger.
"It's not fair! The tiger is the most difficult to deal with, and it is up to Takeji to fight! Wang Ying yelled.
"Do you think black bears and wild boars are easy to deal with?" Zhu Wu reminded.
Wu Yong said loudly: "Beastfighters can bring their own weapons and small animals, because the cage is not very large, the weapons are mainly short weapons. In order to prevent accidents, Hua Rong is on the side, and once the people are defeated, General Hua shoots the beast to death. ”
When Wang Ying heard this, she was relieved.
Sister-in-law Gu was dressed as a hunter and made her debut. Carrying a chicken in his left hand and a dagger in his right hand, he shouted: "Old and young masters: look at it!" ”
The cage door opened, and a black bear stood up and roared with rage, which shook the earth. Sister-in-law Gu threw the chicken into the air, and the bear slapped the bear's paw, and the chicken was killed and fell all over the ground. Sister-in-law Gu rushed over and stabbed her with a knife...... The bear was stabbed to death, and Gu's sister-in-law was injured in more than ten places.
After a while, Sun Erniang dressed as a butcher and calmly entered the cage. is also carrying a chicken in his left hand, holding a dagger in his right hand, and shouting: "The old lady is here!" The boar crawled up lazily and barked, and the ears rang.
Sun Erniang threw the chicken at the wild boar and took two steps back. The wild boar didn't eat chickens, so he pounced on Sun Erniang and picked up the two fangs. Wild boars fight with their teeth, and if they are picked, they will either die or be injured.
Sun Erniang flashed, and the wild boar pounced. Sun Erniang jumped up in the air, rode on the pig, and was in a mess. The wild boar jumped like crazy, threw Erniang down, and the dagger also flew. The battle of people and pigs, chaos. After all, Sun Erniang is a master of killing pigs, grabbed one of the hind legs of the wild boar, and was stunned to turn the wild boar, and scolded: "you. Damn it! The wild boar slammed into the iron pillar like a sandbag, slapped on the stone ground with a "bang", and died.
The audience is like boiling water, boiling. Sun Erniang also suffered five or six injuries.
Hu Sanniang stood five feet away from the cage, sticking out her tongue when she saw it.
"Sanniang, are you still playing?" Wu reminded him, "It's too bloody!" Don't fight with them. - It's not bad to finish third! ”
"Thank you for reminding me, why do I have to give it a try." Hu Sanniang smiled slightly.
Hu Sanniang wore a red cloak and entered, like a begonia flower in the wind. A chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right hand, like a little daughter-in-law who has returned to her parents' house.
The cage door opened again, and a tiger opened its eyes. Hu Sanniang lightly swooped, threw the chicken and duck in his hand out, and grabbed the iron bar on the top of the cage with one hand. The tiger killed the chicken with one paw and the duck with the other.
Hu Sanniang tore off her cloak, revealing a flesh-colored bodysuit, and the heroes let out a "ah". Sanniang hung her feet on the top of the cage, and her body danced like a snake, and the tiger looked at it for a while, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, he opened his bloody mouth, roared, and pounced.
Sanniang stretched out her jade palm and patted the tiger's head. Pulling out a thousand pounds in fours and twos, the tiger was struck, fell to the ground, and rolled over. Sanniang floated down and rode on the back of a tiger. The tiger wanted to bite, but couldn't, and ran several sets in the cage with Sanniang. Suddenly, Sanniang plunged the dagger in her hand into the back of the tiger's head. The dagger was a family heirloom, so sharp that it pierced the tiger's head at once. Sanniang jumped up again and grabbed the top of the cage. The tiger barked a few times, crashed itself into the iron pillar of the cage and died.
Everyone looked at Sanniang again, and they came out with all the money, and there was no injury on her body.
"Hu Sanniang is first, Sun Erniang and Gu Sister-in-law are tied for second."
As soon as Wu Yong finished announcing, Hu Sanniang jumped up again, put the Jinxia robe on his body, and walked the "model" step in front of the heroes.
"It's not fair!" Sister-in-law Gu and Sun Erniang shouted in unison, rushed over, and grabbed the brocade robe. The two of them used too much force, their robes were torn, and even Hu Sanniang's top was torn off.
Hu Sanniang revealed her snow-white upper body, and the heroes looked stupid all of a sudden.
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