Chapter 91: Solo dancing is not as good as crowd dances

"One, two, three, four...... Eleven, twelve, thirteen! Give money! ”

Yun Lang stopped counting and spread his hand towards Cao Xiang.

"It's impossible, why do you win every time?"

Cao Xiang put a fine gold coin in Yun Lang's hand and complained.

"Because I guess the singular every time!"

"Are the geese all singular?"

"Not necessarily, it's just that the odd number is more likely, you are unlucky today, the geese are not in pairs."

"Could it be that this is also a kind of learning?"

"That's right, when there are so many talents in the Han Kingdom that there is no use, someone will study these things, and they should give you an answer when the time comes."

"What are we doing with nothing to do, studying the wild geese?"

"It's because we want to know the world we live in."

"You can't be so boring at Northwestern Tech, right?"

"Hmph, don't talk about geese, there are a lot of people who study bats!"

"Why did you study that pickled thing, what did you come up with?"

"There are a lot of researches, for example, bats don't have very poor eyes, can't see the road clearly, can only rely on their mouths to make a sound that we can't hear, this kind of sound will come back after encountering something, and the bat will use its big ears to receive, knowing that there is something in front of it, so naturally avoid it."

"We have eyes, are you going to work out something like a bat to put on the blind man's head?"

Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang seriously and said, "Originally, this was the true meaning of the experiment, but unfortunately it was later used for other things." ”

"What's on it?"

"Prevent neighbors from peeping! Or peeping at my neighbors, and I dodge them when they throw rocks at my house! ”

"Maniac!"

"They used to be good people, but who knew that they would become such crazy people later."

"Will you and Su Zhi become such crazy people in the future?"

"Definitely!"

"Why?"

"Because ...... needed"

It was very boring to say these words under the blue sky and white clouds, and Yun Lang still hoped that Cao Xiang could continue the topic.

"Why do you disagree with the idea that patrolling the grasslands should become a regular practice in the future?"

Cao Xiang still forgot about the bat in disappointment, and once again put the topic that Yun Lang didn't like on the table.

"You know, I'm not against patrolling the grasslands, I'm afraid to get sick and have nothing to do and run away from our sight!"

"Wouldn't it? Your Majesty's gifts for the Thousand Autumn Festival have been gathered, and one of the two of you should go back to Beijing, and you will be asked to go back when you are sick. ”

"It's you who should go back, not me, and if you go back, you can give me all the credit for riding the captain, and then get back the reward we deserve.

If I go back, someone will make an accident, not to mention that Your Majesty has been looking at me for a long time. ”

"Alright then, I'll go back!"

"Huh? Why don't you excuse yourself? Maybe I'll change my mind. ”

"I've never seen you change your mind since the day I met you, and besides, I really want to go back!"

"Okay, this reason is really powerful, you go back, I will continue to fight with the sick, and I don't know when he will learn to obey the rules."

Obviously, it is very difficult for Huo to be sick and obey the rules, he yearns for the grassland, and he has no attachment to his family, even if his wife and concubine have given him two sons and a daughter.

Su Zhi ran up from under the city wall, his sackcloth had not yet been taken off, and it seemed that he had just returned from the wounded barracks.

"It's disgusting, that dead egg head wants me to embroider on the leg of that spineless Hun prince, I am not allowed to use thick silk threads, and I have to break the silk threads from the middle, and stitch up the wounds little by little, as long as the ghost prince screams, the egg head will kill me!"

Su Zhi shouted indignantly.

Yun Lang pulled Su Zhi over, let her lie on his recliner, poured her a cup of tea and said: "Take a breath, now Yu Shan is precious, if you break Yu Dan, the egg head will kill you, this is definitely not a joke."

In the future, you don't want to go to this kind of thing, I'll go. ”

Cao Xiang closed his eyes comfortably and said slowly: "Su Zhi, I'm going back to the capital soon, do you want to go back together?" ”

Su Zhi was taken aback, and seeing that Yun Lang didn't speak, he immediately smiled and said, "There are still many wounded soldiers here......"

Cao Xiang said with a smile: "Also, the little wife always has no confidence when she sees the eldest wife, so it's better to stay here to show off her might." ”

"Senior sister promised......" Su Zhi's voice was like a mosquito, and he really didn't have any confidence.

"Since you agreed, why don't you go back to the Yun family with me and tell Liang Weng that you are another mistress of the Yun family?"

"I am!"

"Sure enough, it's a bad ......"

"Cao Xiang! You bully people......"

Cao Xiang has always been a person who eats in the direction of the wind, and his ass had already left the recliner long before he said that sentence, and by the time Su Zhi was furious, he was already three feet away.

Huo Quzhi sat on a bench, staring at Yu Shan who was eating for a moment, why not worry about Yu Shan wearing official clothes and giving Yu Shan cloth dishes diligently.

"Why is he looking at me like that?" Yu pointed to Huo Quai, who had been watching him for a long time, and asked why he was worried.

He Chou Youwan smiled and said, "He's watching you eat!" ”

Yu Shan grabbed a handful of noodles from the plate with his hand, stuffed it in his mouth and swallowed it, and said to He Chou: "He hasn't seen anyone else eat?" ”

He Chou said with a smile: "He has never seen anyone eating noodles with his hands." ”

"My Great Hun respects the wolf god, and that's how wolves eat."

He Chou said with a smile: "Hahaha, it's true, King Zuo Xian had better always maintain the fierce nature of the Great Huns, Your Majesty will definitely treat King Zuo Xian as a marquis." ”

"You won't give me to Ichisaki, will you?"

"No way! Yi Zhixian is the one who my emperor will kill. ”

"Oh, that's good, that's good......" Yu Shan said, and stuffed a handful of noodles into his mouth, and the juice from his food was dripping.

When Cao Xiang came back from outside, he was also very interested in the way of eating alone, and he also moved a bench to watch Yu eat alone.

"His Royal Highness King Zuoxian, the old slave has already sent an urgent document for eight hundred miles to my emperor, and it must not be long before a messenger will come to greet His Highness with Luan.

At present, there is a shortage of materials in the surrendered city, so His Highness can only be wronged. ”

Yu Shan shook his head again and again and said: "The food here is much better than that of the Huns, of course, it is not as good as the feast cooked by my father's Emperor Liu's Yan, it's just that I have only eaten that kind of meal once."

You say, when I arrive in Chang'an, will I have a new mansion and a beautiful maid of the Han family? ”

He Chou Youlang laughed and said: "There will be naturally, and there will be, as long as His Royal Highness can follow the will of my emperor, everything will be fine." ”

Yu Shan stopped his hand to eat and said viciously: "If the Emperor of the Han Dynasty can catch Yi Zhixie, can I cut off Yi Zhixian's head with a knife for His Majesty." ”

He Chou laughed and said, "As long as Your Majesty allows it, it is naturally possible!" ”

Cao Xiang bumped Huo Quzhi with his shoulder and whispered: "If I accidentally fall into the hands of the Huns, if you can't save it, you must kill me immediately!"

If I mess up to this point, it's disgusting. ”

Huo Qu nodded seriously and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely kill you and not die again, and then I will help you take revenge!" ”

"But, Ah Lang said just now that he will not return to Beijing to send a thousand autumn gifts, and wants me to go back to congratulate His Majesty on his long birthday.

Looks like he's going to stare at you! ”

Huo Quzhi grinned and said: "After leaving the city pass, the outside is my world, how can he tolerate me?" ”

"Hey, Alang's idea is right, why do you have to screw with him?"

"You know a fart, no matter how good a single person's dance is, it is not as spectacular as the dance of a hundred and ten Hun kings.

I plan to catch more Hun kings, and then we will go to Jianzhang Palace to watch the dance, then it will be very happy! ”

Yu Shan finished eating, looked up at Huo Qu's illness proudly, glanced at Cao Xiang, and limped to the bedroom accompanied by He Chouyou.

Huo Quzhi let out a long breath and said: "I am deeply ashamed to fight such an enemy!" ”

Cao Xiang shook his head and said, "Isn't it good that the Huns are weaker?" ”

Huo Quzhi glared at Cao Xiang and said: "If the Huns were all like this, wouldn't we have been oppressed by a group of pigs before?" ”

Cao Xiang grabbed his hair and thought for a while, "It makes sense." Could it be that the Yi rank oblique is different? ”

Huo Quzhi looked at the eaves and said, "It's better to be different!" ”