Chapter 0000: Reincarnation
The Hall of Reincarnation, solemn and a little gloomy, a place controlled by the four major judges, is also the entrance to reincarnation. To be able to come here, either as an adult or as an animal, it needs the approval of several judges. Countless princes and generals, countless ruffians and hooligans, thousands of tree spirits and mountain monsters, and thousands of birds and beasts all came out of here.
The majestic giant wheel, all kinds of identities and longevity, are clearly engraved on it. How heavy a person's merits are, and what the wheel stops pointing at will determine what the person will become in the next life. In front of the wheel stood two good-looking bullheads and horses, ready to throw the ghosts into the wheel.
Four quaint Eight Immortal Tables were neatly arranged on both sides of the Reincarnation Hall, and an old man wearing a green robe and a smile was sitting in front of a Eight Immortals table wearing a black gauze hat.
Black and white impermanence took Wu Liao to the Hall of Reincarnation, but he only saw one judge, this is the Lord of the Good Reward Division who is in charge of the four major judges. The other three, the Punishment Division, the Investigation Division, and Judge Cui were all invited to the meeting, leaving the Good Reward Division on duty.
Seeing that the day and night wandering spirit was back, he was a little puzzled, could it be that the computer system was not repaired, or if something else was going to trouble him again.
Day and night wandering gods also took the initiative to come forward and salute, and the four judges will be their direct superiors in the future, build a good relationship, and leave a good impression. In the future, you can do things more handily, at least a few bosses will not deliberately make things difficult for you.
"This person has merit, why is there this thing in his mouth, if there is merit, take it to check."
Ghosts who are good before their lives are arranged by the Department of Good Rewards, and rewards are given according to the degree of kindness of the ghosts during their lifetime, which is related to the fate of the ghosts in their next life. As long as you drink Meng Po's ecstasy soup and forget the grievances of your previous life, you can enter the six realms of reincarnation, or ascend to the heavens and become gods, or reincarnate as a human, or become an animal. Of course, ascending to heaven and becoming a god requires the ten great Hades to personally review it, and it has to be reported to the heavens, anyway, the procedure is complicated, and it is not something that the four judges can decide. However, let the ghosts be reincarnated as human beings and eat the fireworks of the world, but the judges can call the shots.
"Lord Qiyu, this person has committed a lot of crimes in his life, and he has been punished by the jealous and hateful Meng Po and her old man."
Black and white impermanence spoke behind his conscience, wanting to get Wu Liao out of his hands as soon as possible, so as not to expose his conspiracy.
"In this case, according to the regulations of reincarnation, if there is no merit, then enter the animal path and suffer from slaughtering and skinning."
Seeing that Wu Liao still had a black donkey's hooves stuffed in his mouth, he probably guessed that Wu Liao must have done too many sins in his previous life, and was punished by Meng Po, who was jealous and hateful, since he had no merit and drank ecstasy soup, let Wu Liao be reincarnated.
"My lord, there is a flood of beasts in the world, and the plague gods and heavenly monarchs have complained to the kings of Hades many times, let less low-level beasts out, otherwise you will bear the consequences when the plague spreads."
Day and night wandering gods are close to the Western advisors, of course, they have heard of the complaint of the plague god, and it is naturally impossible for this Lord of the Good Reward Division not to know, but according to the reward and punishment regulations, too many people despise the way of heaven and humanity, and can only enter the way of animals. What puzzled the judges even more was that many ghosts had no merit recently, and they had no objection to being reduced to the path of beasts, and they were happy.
"Your Excellency, humanity."
Day and Night Youshen has always admired the humanitarianism of Western advisers, so he deliberately reminded Lord Shanhui.
Recently, the Yama kings have listened to the slander of the Western advisers, saying that it is necessary to lay off the staff if they manage the Yama Hall with modern technology, which not only saves human resources, but also makes the division of responsibilities clearer.
Layoffs are a big deal, how can tens of thousands of years of official body say that it will change, whether it is true or not, he did not invite the good reward department for this meeting, and he has some concerns in his heart. Could it be that layoffs should start with the four judges? Shanxiang Sike is a person who understands, although the day and night wandering god is a subordinate of his subordinates, but he has a Western consultant as a backstage, and he also has to sell face.
"It's humane." The Good Reward Division thought that the day and night wandering gods said that they would send Wu Liao into the reincarnation of humanity, but he did hear it, this humanity is not the other humanity. "Bull head and horse face, humane."
Niu Tou Ma Mian had already taken over Wu Liao in the hands of black and white impermanence, and as soon as the Good Reward Division spoke, they threw Wu Liao into the reincarnation of humanity. The huge wheel began to turn, and it was impossible to stop, and when it stopped, the person was really reincarnated.
"My lord, I'm talking about humanitarianism, this kid is extremely evil, he should be turned into the animal way, be humane, at most give him a cherished and protected animal."
Day and night, the wandering gods glanced at each other, and then regretted that they didn't say it clearly. They also understand that the wheel of reincarnation cannot be stopped, so it is difficult to say anything.
The reincarnation wheel of the reincarnation hall finally stopped, the family background is good, but the fate is very bumpy, belonging to the category of early death, and what is even more pitiful is that it still continues its life halfway. Halfway to life, that is, to be reincarnated into a dead person, and then let him live for a few more years, there is no memory of the previous life, and there is no memory of the dead, and the reincarnation is just an idiot with zero IQ in the past, in fact, living like this is almost the same as a beast. If some families are too inhumane, then this person may not be as good as animals. Wandering God looked at the results day and night, and then left with some satisfaction, humane, humane.
Black and white impermanence stood aside and was a little stunned, things were really messed up again, he didn't feel the slightest pity and self-blame for Wu Liao's fate, if it weren't for black and white impermanence, Wu Liao would not have died in vain, let alone be reincarnated into such a pitiful fate. Black and white impermanence is just glad that his conspiracy has not been discovered, and he is thinking about how to deal with Meng Po later, whether he will be scolded by Meng Po and her old man.
"Black and white are impermanent, when you are on duty, why can't you keep your soul?"
Day and Night Youshen said in the tone of a leader, although the functions of the four people are different, the size of the position is the same, and it can be regarded as a level.
There is only Meng Po in the background of black and white impermanence, so in the face of the arrogance of the wandering gods day and night, they can only endure and remain silent, but they secretly plan in their hearts, and when they clean up the Western messes, see if you still dare to be so arrogant, and then follow the day and night wandering gods reluctantly return to the Nai He Bridge.
On the Nai He Bridge, Meng Po also received a lot of benefits, and the people in line more or less drank the ecstasy soup, and were waiting for the black and white impermanence to send them to the Hall of Reincarnation at the other end of the Nai He Bridge. Meng Po watched the day and night wandering spirit and black and white impermanence come back together, and she began to feel a little bottomless in her heart, was discovered? It's not like it, if it is discovered, I am afraid that black and white impermanence will not have a chance to come back.
It wasn't until Day and Night that Youshen reinstalled the system for Meng Po, and the computer could continue to be used again. Meng Po began to count the ghosts caught today, and then took them to the judge of the Reincarnation Hall for verification. Black and white impermanence stood aside in a daze, and her expression did not react too much, Meng Po relieved her heart, maybe she succeeded, at least there was no major incident. Meng Po, this is the beginning of the implementation of her second plan. Taking advantage of the time of napping day and night, Meng Po suddenly had sharp eyes, and clicked the keyboard a few times with her hands and feet, delete, delete, or delete. She quickly deleted Wu Liao's name and all the information, as if she hadn't caught Wu Liao's ghost back at all this time.
According to the records of the book of life and death at this moment, Wu Liao is still in the twenty-first century, continuing his great life, until he is one hundred and one years old, black and white impermanence can take the list to hook the soul.
Meng Po completed a series of tedious movements that were not noticed by the wandering gods day and night, and then continued to pretend to be an old dragon clock, trembling and trembling and tapping the keyboard.
If everything goes according to Meng Po's expectations, if nothing else, the Western adviser will be unlucky. Taking advantage of the fact that the network of the Yama Hall was paralyzed today, the road leading from the Yama Hall to the advisor's office was not monitored, and most of the senior officials went to the meeting. Black and white impermanence took Wu Liao into the residence of the Western advisor, and then cast a spell to rewrite Wu Liao's memory, rewriting it to Wu Liao was seduced by the Western advisor. Here, Meng Po deleted all the information files of Wu Liao herself, and there was no Wu Liao on the list of reincarnated ghosts, just waiting for Meng Po to hand over the list to the judge for verification. When the judge notices something unusual, a perfect blame is successful.
Western missionaries who privately detain ghosts and tamper with the book of life and death with bad intentions and humanity should be punished with capital punishment. Wu Liaoben was a long-lived man, but he was detained at a young age, and his resentment was so angry that Western missionaries could not distinguish between them.
Meng Po was thinking about it while waiting for the black and white impermanence to come back and report it.
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All the ghosts are well, and they are reincarnated to find their parents. Black and white impermanence was a little panicked, and he came to Meng Poju in a panic.
"Done?"
Meng Po sat on a skeleton rattan chair, staggering and staggering, she was really not afraid of shaking her old bones and falling apart, squinting her eyes, and said calmly.
Black and white impermanence was silent for a while, knowing that the matter could not be hidden, but black impermanence plucked up the courage and said: "Meng Po, this time I almost succeeded, who knew that the wandering spirit appeared halfway through the day and night, but fortunately we were not discovered." ”
When Meng Po heard this, her eyes were shocked again, as if they were about to burst out. It didn't work out, it didn't work out, and it was this day and night wandering god again. Meng Po suddenly remembered that she deleted Wu Liao's information today, but she risked being punished by heaven, and the black and white impermanence actually said that it was not successful. Wu Liao's file was deleted, no one knew where Wu Liao was sent, and the book of life and death only said that Wu Liao was born in the 21st century, but there was no one named Wu Liao there. Meng Po still luckily thought that maybe Wu Liao would die back after many years, but it really didn't work, and she would find someone to replace her after many years. This time it didn't work, so I had to wait for the next time, hoping that the "ask to die" system would be upgraded as soon as possible, and it happened that the leader had a meeting.
"Day and night, the wandering spirit checked the ghost ring, and found that one was missing, I helped you block it, did you hide it without permission. This thing can't be littered, and if it is obtained by mortals, it will be troublesome. ”
Meng Po could only sigh, and it seemed that she had to continue to bow her head and wait for the opportunity.
"Ghost Ring, what are we going to do with that. As long as it is a Western miscellaneous thing, we feel that it is not pleasing to the eye when we see it, how can we hide it privately. ”
"Oh, by the way, my subordinates remembered that there was another ghost named Wu Liao, and I was going to use it as evidence for the Western miscellaneous seizure of Wu Liao, but then I forgot to take it from him. What is the purpose of this ghost ring other than suppressing ghosts? Hei Wuchang asked a little indifferently, and didn't take this matter seriously, even if there was something, with Meng Po and her old man, everything was not a problem.
I don't know anything about black and white impermanence, but Meng Po knows that this ghost ring has other functions in addition to suppressing ghosts, but the Western miscellaneous pieces are not explicitly stated, and Meng Po doesn't want to ask too much, and she doesn't bother to ask. It's just that I heard that it can't be dropped, especially when it flows into the world, and the consequences are very serious.
As for the consequences, let's wait for Meng Po and Black and White Impermanence to deal with it.
Reincarnated, Wu Liao entered the six realms of reincarnation, and did not feel the legendary black horror, but suddenly felt that the surroundings were extremely quiet. Maybe you are really reincarnated, what will you see when you open your eyes? A bloody delivery room? Will you be transgender and reincarnated as a woman?
Wu Liao couldn't feel anyone's breath of the world at the moment, he only felt that his body was empty, he couldn't hear the sound, and he couldn't see any other colors except for pitch black. It's muddy, and the four are all empty.
Could it be that he was born in a vegetative state, or a blind man who is deaf and dumb? Wu Liao added the memory of the Yama Palace, he could feel that the ghosts of the Yama Hall were not only hideous, but also had dark hearts, maybe they all had no hearts.
I didn't offend anyone, why did I kill myself. However, Wu Liao was also a little lucky, at least he still retained the memory of his previous life. But what can it be, is it to continue the entanglement of the previous life, or is it just one more memory than others.
Wu Liao finally faced his new life with the best attitude, and his infinite fantasies were mixed with countless novels about crossing in his previous life memories. I don't know what era I'm going to travel to, don't be the 21st century, that's bad, I'm afraid I'll have to continue to be a poor single dog.
It is best to reincarnate in ancient times, devote yourself to a rich family, and do not have to desperately recall the memories of your past life to fight for your future. Others have a skill and can live well on their own. I know what skills to make guns and ammunition through myself, and I haven't learned so many rhetoric, and I don't know anything about intrigue, don't come to a step by step, I'm afraid that in a few days I will return to the underworld to report, the dark Wu chat of the underworld has been taught, and I will get sick when I think of it.
Now maybe think about it, at what age is it best to speak, if you open your mouth to call your parents as soon as you are born, won't it become Nezha, this will frighten everyone, will you die as a monster in troubled times...
Although Wu Liao's body is out of the realm of nothingness, his soul can still think, and countless memory fragments overlap to form countless imaginary pictures of the future.
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