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In the early morning, the mist in the city of Lizhou is filled, all kinds of cries and sales come and go, every household opens the door to do business, the streets are crowded, and the people start their day in an orderly manner.

In addition to the early morning in the city of Li that 10,000 years of unchanged smoke and clouds are famous, the most handy is the cooking cake sold by the Wu brothers in the south of the city, the thin skin filling of the cooking cake, a full size of an adult man's face plate, the people of Li Zhou like to call this cooking cake "touched the face", because this cooking cake only needs to take a bite, the soup and filling in the cake will gush out, so that people are all over the face, there are often scholars and businessmen passing by from other places to come to visit, the first taste of this "touched face" was frightened by the real material in this cake, Some people will even accidentally suck it into their nose and choke half to death.

Wu Le has the habit of running in the morning, in his time, there are not many people who can have such a good habit as him, when he runs early in the morning, there are often people on the street in twos and threes, not much. Today, he also got up on time as usual, put on civilian clothes and prepared for a morning run, but as soon as he left the house, Wu Le was stupid, there were simply a sea of people outside, more than when Wu Le was wandering around the city of Lizhou for the first time yesterday afternoon.

"The ancients were diligent." Wu Le sneered.

There is no way, the morning run still has to be carried out, otherwise it will be itchy all over the body, and he will not feel comfortable all day, Wu Le has to run to the south of the city, where there are not so many people.

The scenery of the ancient city is really good, compared to the modern metropolis, Wu Le still prefers here, the air is better, the water is sweeter, the trees are more lush, and even the little dog runs more happily than the dog in the metropolis, because the ground is all yellow earth, and it is not as hot as the asphalt road.

Wu Le took a greedy breath of sweet and delicious air, and saw from a distance that there was a family full of people at the door of the house, needless to say, this is the cake shop opened by the Wu brothers introduced in the head, one of the Wu brothers is called Wu Dan, and the other is called Wu Shuang, both of them are diligent people, and they work together to run this cake shop, but they don't want to marry a daughter-in-law, because they always feel that marrying a daughter-in-law is not good for their career, now think about it, according to their surname, they also have three points of truth.

Wu Le slowly ran closer, but deliberately covered his face in front of the crowded crowd, yesterday's pair of sharp and unfriendly eyes stabbed Wu Le's self-esteem, and the thin-skinned Wu Le had to hide and go, after all, this was no longer the Lizhou he used to be, and there were no three fox friends around him who dared to fight for themselves.

The shopkeeper put down the "touched face" in his hand, waved his hand at Wu Le's side and shouted: "Wu Gongzi, come and eat a piece of cake?" ”

Hearing that the store entertained himself so warmly, Wu Le stood in place, and the other customers saw Wu Le coming, but they all dispersed in a hurry as if they had seen the plague god, which made Wu Le very embarrassed.

In the end, the enthusiastic shopkeeper trotted over, pulled Wu Le and walked to the store, and said as he walked: "I haven't seen Wu Gongzi for more than a month, I thought you went out to study, Wu Shuang and I look forward to your patronizing the shop every day." ”

At this time, an identical person came out of the door, and greeted Wu Le with a smile: "Yo, Wu Gongzi is here, I haven't seen you for many days, is this a good place?" ”

It turned out that the two brothers Wudan and Wu were twins, and Wu Le only saw the names of the two brothers yesterday when he checked the relevant history of Li Zhou in the text book, but he didn't want these two to be a pair of sticks.

Wu Lewan was embarrassed, because of his arrival, the door of the store had just been returned to the market, and the door was crowded in an instant, the people in Lizhou City were not generally disgusted with Wu Le, and it was because of this that Wu Le was like sitting on pins and needles, because he didn't want to mess up other people's business because of him, so he asked cautiously: "What are you two doing to welcome me?" Doesn't that scare the guests away? ”

Unexpectedly, one of them said: "Hey, on the days when you don't come, we have to sell until noon every day, that's what is tiring, our brothers are only trying to make a living, and they don't want to be rich and expensive, what do you want to do with all that money?" It's better to be idle every day and end up happy. ”

These two people are open-minded people, but Wu Le is still not at ease: "You are really not afraid that I will ruin your business." ”

The two brothers shook their heads happily, Wu Le breathed a sigh of relief, and one of the brothers brought a cooking cake to Wu Le: "Wu Gongzi is not too early, right?" After eating this cake, I guarantee you'll be burping until noon. ”

Wu Le actually hates eating cakes, or in other words, he hates all pasta, but he finally met two ordinary people who respected him in Lizhou City, and he had to eat this cake.

It doesn't matter if you eat it, Wu Le seems to have opened the door to a new world, in the face of the soup and fillings that continue to pour into his mouth, an unprecedented sense of satisfaction makes Wu Le's index fingers move, and after a while, a cookcake is eaten up.

Seeing that Wu Le had finished eating the cooking cake, the two brothers had a very good eye and served another one, and so on, until they ate the sixth one, Wu Le said: "I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore." ”

Just when Wu Le was having endless memories, the two brothers finally packed up all the tools such as the table and the stove, and then sat down to talk to Wu Le.

Wu Le looked at the two people who were exactly the same, and couldn't help laughing, a smile and hiccups, the three of them were all happy, and after the breathing calmed down, Wu Le said: "How can you two really be exactly the same, the score is exactly the same." ”

One of them said: "Wu Gongzi is really a noble man who forgets things, but it is difficult for us to distinguish in front of others, but I can't tell the difference in your fiery eyes?" I remind you, eyebrows. ”

Wu Le stared at the eyebrows of the two carefully, and sure enough, there was a mole hidden in the center of the eyebrows of one of the right eyebrows, and the other did not, because both of them had thick eyebrows and big eyes, if they didn't look carefully, they really couldn't see it.

"Then which of you two is the elder brother and who is the younger brother?"

The one with the mole on his eyebrows said, "I am my younger brother Wushuang, and he is my elder brother Wudan." ”

Wu Le hiccuped again, and even claimed that it was wonderful, I don't know if he was saying that the two brothers were wonderful? Or are you praising the brothers' craftsmanship?

Wu Dan grabbed Wu Le's hand and said gratefully: "Wu Gongzi, we really have to thank you, if it weren't for you, Xiaoyu's side, our brothers would really not pay back." ”

It's another nonsensical topic, who is Xiaoyu? And what happened to you? Wu Le is a monk who can't even touch his leg hair. Wu Le didn't bother to pretend to be stupid with them, after all, these two people didn't look like characters in their main plot, so they generously said that they had forgotten and asked them to tell themselves again.

This statement does not matter, and it completely subverts Wu Le's three views.

It turns out that there is a reason why the two brothers are still singles. At first, my brother Wudan had a good relationship in the "Drunken Bali" in the east of the city, that is, the most famous brothel in Lizhou City, and that good friend was called Xiaoyu, the two were familiar at first sight, and they drank and talked happily until late at night

Xiaoyu is a good girl (Wudan's original words), seeing that his physical strength is so poor, she comforted him, saying that it's okay, it's okay, next time come on and other words of encouragement, but I don't know that this encouragement has deeply hurt Wudan's self-esteem as a man.

There was no way, he had to find his sibling brother Wu Shuang, trying to erase his shame, who knew that Wu Shuang was also a soft-footed shrimp, not as good as Wu Dan, only to last the time for the two to meet and read the first two sentences of the poem. Later, after seeing the doctor, I realized that the two of them were born with yang loss, and their essence was damaged, plus they had to get wet for a long time, and it was reasonable for them to be sluggish.

Later, Wu Le (the one in the previous life) inadvertently knew about it, and half-sarcastically and half-sarcastically brought the legendary "Five Whip Pills" to the two, and generously told the two brothers the formula, and the brothers were just a few of them, but neither of them was Xiao Yu's opponent, Xiao Yu was a veteran of Fengyue after all, so the brothers made a move that made anyone who listened to it be extremely shocking, that is, the two of them went to drunk Bali together, one hid under the bed and waited, the other "worked hard" on the bed, and the one on the bed couldn't support it. took advantage of Xiaoyu's inattention to the time to drop the bag with the brother under the bed, so that the two brothers will be able to satisfy Xiaoyu when they work together.

No wonder these two brothers treat Wu Le differently, I see, but Wu Le was still shocked after hearing their story, but fortunately, this "five whip pills" have fallen.

Wu Le hurriedly asked, "Do you still have the five whip pills?" ”

Wu Shuang hurriedly replied: "Yes, we have prepared some of them according to the recipe you gave Gongzi, although it is not as exquisite as Wu Gongzi's work, but the medicinal effect is also eight or nine or ten, do you also need Wu Gongzi?" ”

Wu Le hurriedly shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, if you have enough, give me some, so that I can go back and give my father an errand." After saying this, the Wu brothers laughed: "I didn't expect Lord Zhizhou to be so old, and he still needs this, he is really old and strong, admire and admire." ”

After speaking, the brothers took out a small black jar from their pockets, Wu Le took it and ran, throwing down a "thank you", and didn't bother to explain to their brothers, so they went back to report to their father first.