If there are no ups and downs in the novel, then the reader must not even read the first line of words, so he will go to the same class, and the class is the same, if you blindly read the book, take the book and start reading it aloud with the monk's chanting, no matter how loud your voice is, you should still sleep, eat, and drink.

"In the corner of the Southern Song Dynasty, there are two characters that can't be separated from each other, that is, Han Shizhong and his wife Liang Hongyu·······"

In Class 252 of the third year of Lizhou No. 1 High School, the new history teacher is spitting on the dead knowledge in the textbook, and he doesn't care whether the students below are listening carefully or not.

Wu Le saw the history teacher's bulging buckteeth, he didn't listen to it at all, the history textbook was turned into a "lotus leaf slag" by him as early as the first week of school, and the whole book swelled up like his person, where did the teacher with a thin neck and big head need to repeat it again?

So Wu Le simply started to do a math problem that he is not usually good at, how to solve this logarithmic function problem? Let's go ask about the cream after class.

Just as Wu Le was looking at the math problem intently, there was a sound of "popping" on the table from the back row of the classroom, and then a strong figure stood up: "Teacher, why can't I accept this Han Shizhong by my real name!" ”

The new history teacher was stunned, the chalk in his hand was pinched in two and fell to the ground, and the reading glasses, which were already loose, were completely drooped down at this time, but the other students in the class didn't think so, they had long been used to the strange behavior of this guy named He Naiyou.

He Naiyou said seriously: "Teacher, I think Han Shizhong is completely a womanizer, first of all, Liang Hongyu is not his wife, Han Shizhong's father Han Qing designated the matchmaker wife Bai is his wife, and later Bai died of illness, Liang Hongyu was able to turn positive, and Liang Hongyu was born in the dust, and what is even more excessive is that Han Shizhong's third and fourth wives were born in the dust, such a general who loves to go in and out of the wind and moon is really difficult to call a hussar!" ”

"This ······" The new history teacher apparently didn't have this kind of hard bone, and in his textbook preparation books was rote memorization.

In this lively scene, Wu Le didn't even bother to raise his head, he just smiled and shook his head, because he knew that this was a set of "combination boxing", and the second half of the "combination boxing" had not yet started.

"Teacher!" Another student spoke, "I don't think Han Shizhong can be called a hussar, he loves to visit the kiln so much, we should give him a new official name, just call him a prostitute general." This kind of fallacy is the trigger that makes a serious classroom explode, and this time, everyone in the class laughs, the boys are grinning, the girls are covering their mouths and laughing, and even some girls are grinning like the boys.

The history teacher couldn't hold down the class anymore, so he could only shout helplessly: "Everyone be quiet!" Everyone, be quiet! ”

At this time, the third punch of the combination was about to be punched, and another student stood up with a "poof": "Teacher, I suspect that you are engaging in pornography, and I have evidence, my mother is the president of the school's parent committee, why you introduced us to a prodigal womanizer in history class, you had better give a reasonable explanation, otherwise, I will ask my mother to go to the principal to denounce you, saying that you are teaching us about pornography in class." ”

The history teacher blushed in the face of this unwarranted injustice: "I don't have it!" The book doesn't say anything about his wife's origins, so how can you kids talk nonsense. ”

Indeed, except for the kind of guy who thinks reading books can be used as food, how can a normal history teacher investigate that kind of wild history.

Seeing that the students were about to kick the teacher out of the classroom, a deep voice came from the back door of the classroom: "Ahem, Wu Le, He Naiyou, Li Jinxi, Kuang He, the four of you come to my office." ”

It was Pan Zhengqiang, the teaching director, who spoke, and the four people called except Wu Le, the other three were the protagonists of the farce in the classroom just now.

He Naiyou, the fat man in every story, and he is the best in the class, from celestial sports to ants moving, he knows anything miscellaneous things.

Kuang He, is the benevolent brother who just named General Han Shizhong "General Prostitute Cavalry", don't look at his name with the majestic righteousness of Kuang Fu Heshan, he is indeed a bad student full of ruffians, and any good words will become messy in his mouth.

Li Jinxi, a rich second generation, his family is the richest family in Lizhou City, their family ranks first on the list of "unconvinced" rich people in Lizhou, grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, and Wu Le is inextricably linked.

These three and Wu Le formed the school's famous "Four Monsters of Lizhou", saying that they are gangsters, the four of them are at the top of the class under the leadership of He Naiyou, but they are not, these four people are making trouble in the classroom all day long, so that the teacher is difficult to complete even the normal teaching task.

But the dean of students asked them to talk this time, not because they had just disrupted the class, but because they knew very well what the reason was.

"Tell me, why do you have to pay for it? Did all the parents call the principal's office? Pan Zhengqiang was trembling with anger, but there was no way to look at the four naughty mischievous tricksters in front of him, Jin Min who he just mentioned in his mouth was a new transfer student who had just transferred this semester, and he was just a little in the limelight at school, and he was repaired to the hospital by the "Four Monsters of Lizhou".

Li Jinxi coughed first and said, "Teacher Pan, you didn't see the appearance of that grandson, let me ask you, have you ever seen a freshman who went to the podium to smoke the teacher on the first day of school?" is also blind and close to people every day, always saying that his father is the new mayor of Lizhou City, and he is very angry; He also pretended to be an uncle in front of all the people he knew, and said that he didn't take the four of us in his eyes, and one day he would blow up the four of us in the thatched house. Everyone is a student, why do you have to look like you are in a mixed society? The four of us really couldn't look down on his style, so we deliberately borrowed the trick from his mouth to punish him slightly. ”

When Li Jinxi said this, his tone obviously revealed a sense of resentment and unconvincing. What Jin Min said is actually true, his father is indeed the new mayor of Lizhou who has just been transferred from the northeast, Li Jinxi's parents have told him many times that they want to have a good relationship with Jin Min and become good friends with him, but in Li Jinxi's eyes, Jin Min is like a dirt bun, and he doesn't want to look at him at all.

The serious teaching director pushed his black-rimmed glasses: "And a little punishment? I said Li Jinxi, don't hide that little bit of flowery intestines in your stomach, just tell me, how are you going to solve the problem that you took advantage of the fact that people went to the toilet and blew up people in the manure tank and blew them up in the hospital? ”

"How much does he want for losing money?" Li Jinxi said nonchalantly.

"Losing money? Let me tell you, now Jin Min was blown up and suffered third-degree burns on the lower half of his body, and he is still in a coma in the hospital, and you may be taken away by the police at any time on charges of deliberately wounding people! ”

Only then did the four of them understand the seriousness of the matter, they thought it was just a joke, but now they may be in prison, which is no joke at all.