Chapter 3: The identity of the hairy young man
"Ah~~ you, hiss~~ You, you are cheating!"
The hairy-faced young man seems to be very brave, but in the eyes of Yin Li, who has a bath stick, he doesn't like to use a reckless man, and hits the hairy-faced young man's fist at will, so painful that the hairy-faced young man screams like a monkey, holding the beaten fist angrily and angrily annoyed by the Yin Li who does not play according to the routine, and says what does it mean to take a stick in a good fight?
Yin Li pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "I'm sick, I don't take a stick, I'm still stupid and punching with your muscles, the wind blows the crotch hair of my pants, I'll fight~"
"Wow~~ You, you, you...... Vile!!! The hairy-faced young man's facial features were squeezed together, and he rubbed the bath stick and hit the hairy young man's diaper cloth, which hurt so much that the hairy-faced young man's eggs were broken, and his legs were clamped and the bath stick was screaming, and those who didn't know thought that the two of them were good.
Yin Li pulled out a bath stick, and the winning coupon slapped the hairy-faced young man left and right in his hand: "What am I?" Look at you, the back is in a hurry, turning his head to scare away millions of heroes, wasting air alive, wasting land when he dies, I'm sorry for the people who don't beat you, block, block, I'll let you block ......"
"Bold, I'm ......" The hairy-faced young man grinned and was beaten in pain, and just wanted to suppress people with force and was beaten back with a stick, "Grandpa, I'm bold, wasn't it very arrogant just now?" Why aren't you arrogant? "Adhering to the vigor of revenge, you can't say that you will kill him, but at least give him some color.
Hates the fierceness of the island people with a human face and a beast heart, the hairy young man in front of him is wearing an island diaper cloth, and he would rather beat a hundred than let go of one, and he beat the stick to the flesh, and the hairy face young man was beaten three or two times and took off the diaper cloth and surrendered, if he doesn't surrender, he can't do it, he won't die and be disabled if he fights like this.
Yin Yan, who had no place to vent, coughed dryly and said, "Hmm~ Discuss something!" ”
"Big, big brother, what's the matter?" The hairy-faced young man trembled and looked at Yin Li's desperate bath stick in his hand, which was simply a three-foot soul rejuvenating stick.
Yin Li said in a consultative tone: "Is it okay not to surrender?" ”
"Big, big brother, don't, don't, can I say no?" The frightened hairy-faced young man wants to cry without tears and beg for mercy, and he still fights? After interrupting the children and grandchildren, I was afraid, and the hairy-faced young man was afraid of making a ruthless move.
Plain and boring, he straightened his face and carried a bath stick, and said with a big stick policy threat: "Don't fight~~ Okay, Lao Tzu is hungry, catch fish for me." ”
Yin Li quite used a bath stick to pick up the yellowed urine pocket cloth, instructed the hairy-faced young man to catch fish, and the smell of birds faded out of the meat mouth after not eating for more than ten days, and the fish in the clear waterhole were very fat, and there were ready-made coolies who did not catch when? confiscated the hairy young man's diaper cloth, and didn't hide his ugliness to see how he climbed to the top with his bare ass to get clothes.
The young man with a hairy face who was confiscated and covered with an ugly cloth was embarrassed and red-faced, and dared not speak out under the powerful and evil forces, diving in the water to catch fish with his bare buttocks, Yin Li climbed ashore while the hairy young man was diving and catching fish, and hurriedly put on a new combat uniform.
The hairy-faced young man caught a carp weighing three catties and came out, and shouted happily: "I'll catch it...... Big, big brother, you, don't, don't kill me! ”
Yin Li, who was dressed in combat clothes on the shore, was holding a folding titanium alloy bow, and an arrow was placed on the bow body aimed at the hairy-faced young man, which made the hairy-faced young man tremble, although he couldn't recognize the strange costume Yin Li folded the titanium alloy bow in his hand, but the triangular arrow with the cold light was not fake, and the fool also knew that it was a deadly bow and arrow, and he knew not to sneak out to take a bath.
Yin Li didn't dare to relax, moved his bow to warn the hairy-faced young man and said: "Fish, throw it over, don't move, hold your head in your hands and let me see your hands, I still have something to ask you, hurry up." ”
The hairy-faced young man nodded violently like garlic, and cooperated with Yin Li's request to shave the fish ashore, holding his head obediently with both hands and not daring to move, for fear of being killed by Yin Li, Yin Li moved to the side of the fish thrown ashore, stepped on the body of the fish that was struggling out of the water with his foot, and stared at the hairy-faced young man.
Yin Li loosened the tight bowstring and began to torture the hairy-faced young man in the water: "Let me ask you, where is this?" What dynasty now? Who are you? There were too many questions in my heart, and I interrogated the hairy-faced young man in the water in one breath to understand the current situation.
"Big, big brother, at this time it is the fourth year of Tang Lizhenguan, and here is Dingjin Mountain, eighty miles north of Dingxiang County, and I am the Tang Xihou striker Cheng Chumo...... "It seems that he is afraid that Yin Li will accidentally put a cold arrow or something, hairy face, Cheng Chumo answered Yin Li's words honestly.
Yin Li's whole person opened his mouth wide and was dumbfounded, Cheng Chumo didn't listen to what he said later, Tang Lizhen has been watching for four years?! Actually traveled through the Tang Dynasty more than 1,000 years ago? It was actually during the founding of the People's Republic of China at the beginning of Li Shimin's reign, and he was completely confused by the historical blindness, which is too nonsense, right? If you can't kill a thunderbolt, forget it, but it also blew up in the early Tang Dynasty, don't thieves play like this?
"Ah~~"
"What's the ghost called? I'm moving and I'm firing arrows. Cheng Chumo screamed and woke up Yin Li, and returned to his senses to warn Cheng Chumo, who was running around again and again, "Snake, snake, snake......" Cheng Chumo's buttocks were bitten by a water snake, and during the run, it seemed that Sun Wukong was running with his tail.
Yin Li took out the scope and put it on the bow, and with the help of the scope, he aimed at the seven-inch point of the snake's head, and found that Yin Li was going to shoot an arrow, so frightened that Cheng Chu was silently and shouted: "Don't, ah!" The moment the arrow flew out of the bow, Cheng Chumo closed his eyes and wailed, is this going to die?
Don't feel pain? The moment Cheng Chumo opened his eyes, Yin Li had already put away the photogenic folding bow, Cheng Chumo felt his ass loosen and turned his head to look behind him, the arrow hit the vital point of the snake seven inches, and the well-made and beautiful arrow feathers were unheard of and unheard of.
Yin Li picked up the fish that was about to die, and shouted silently towards Cheng Shi, who was in a daze in the waterhole: "Come up quickly if you don't die, and bring that snake up." ”
"Huh? Oh, good, good ......" Cheng Chumo, who came back to his senses, nodded again and again, he didn't dare to catch the dead snake because he was afraid of the snake, and dragged the snake ashore with arrow feathers.
The cave lit a blazing bonfire, Cheng Chumo was like a girl who had been ruined by the yellow flower, his hands were restless wrapped in banana leaves to cover his ugliness, looking at Yin Li's skillful action of grilling fish and snakes, Cheng Chumo wanted to stop talking several times, but finally did not speak, he was so aggrieved that he didn't dare to sit down, his butt was bitten by a snake and it still hurts, although the water snake is not poisonous, but the bite is still painful.
Yin Li grilled the fish and sniffed the fish, glanced at Cheng Chumo and found a suitable excuse and said: "I Yin Li has lived in the mountains for a long time and just came down the mountain, I don't know much about the world when I contact with the outside world, and I just lack a follower brother, are you willing to be my little brother?" ”
Cheng Chumo couldn't figure out the origin of Yin Li, he had always been high-minded and arrogant, and he was a little resentful and angry when he lost in Yin Li's hands, and he clenched his fists and said: "I, Cheng Chumo, is a rough person, only convinced by the fist, you won me, although the means are a little despicable, but you still win, you big brother, I admit it." ”
"I apologize for what happened just now, I treat you to eat fish, and the grievances will be written off, and you will be my brother in the future." In view of Cheng Chumo's great usefulness, Yin Li put down the diaper cloth and made a fuss, and took the initiative to woo the little brother who was not very convinced in front of him, and resolved the unpleasant fight first.
Although there is a resentful and dissatisfied Cheng Chumo, but he has witnessed the powerful and divine archery technique, advocating friendship with the strong Cheng Chumo, who is uncomfortable after being abused just now, he loses or loses, there are any means on the battlefield, as long as he can kill the enemy, it is a good means, and Cheng Chumo, who put down the heart stalk, sat down next to his uninjured buttocks and ate grilled fish.
"Captain Cheng is nearby, hurry up and look for it!"
"Yes!"
was eating the roast snake vigorously, heard the noisy shouting and shouting of a group of people outside the cave, and looked at Cheng Chumo who was gobbling up with a stiff mouth, God who sells dogs, this guy is a captain?!